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Funny story: Hell, all this stimulation is screwing over the country Bank of England Governor tells Brown

Hell, all this stimulation is screwing over the country Bank of England Governor tells Brown

London - (Fiscal Ass Mess): Bank of England governor Mervyn King warned today that even if the printing presses keep churning out tens of billions in brand new fifty quid notes 24/7 for the next 10 years the country is so screwed over that the word b...

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Funny story: The Great Depresion Re-Enactors Come To Boogertown

The Great Depresion Re-Enactors Come To Boogertown

People dressed in their 1930's chicken feed sack dresses were all over Boogertown this weekend as Depression Re-Enactors mixed with the regular citizens of Boogertown. "I thank it's great", stated Mayor Halls who had just bought an apple from a we...

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Funny story: Sesame Street hit by Credit Crunch

Sesame Street hit by Credit Crunch

The worldwide hit children's TV show, Sesame Street is suffering at the hands of the economic downturn. The Street, as it's known in entertainment circles, has been a long running educational show using puppets created by the Jim Henson Muppet fac...

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Funny story: Dr. Evil Threatens Global Rotation

Dr. Evil Threatens Global Rotation

Reuters - Mastermind Dr. Evil startled the world community yesterday by revealing that he is behind the global trend to install gigantic wind turbines which he claims to have personal control over. In a video taped press release from his lair deep...

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Funny story: US London ambassadorial residency repossessed in sub-prime mortgage fiasco

US London ambassadorial residency repossessed in sub-prime mortgage fiasco

Regent's Park - (Enron Fallout Mess:): President Obama's April 1st London visit has been jinxed by the news today that theR egent's Park ambassadorial residency has been repossessed in yet another a sub-prime mortgage fiasco. The Obamas will now b...

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Funny story: Bush/Blair dictatorship 'the ultimate Ponzi scam'

Bush/Blair dictatorship 'the ultimate Ponzi scam'

UN HQ, NYC - (Whodahelldoweblameforthisfrickin'mess? Mess): The Bush/Blair global economy years were named at an emergency UN Security Council session as the ultimate Ponzi scam. The Council was shown NATO transcripts of Hellfire Club/American Bo...

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Funny story: March 2011 - Recession Finally Ends, But Starvation Of Workers Plunges World Into New Recession

March 2011 - Recession Finally Ends, But Starvation Of Workers Plunges World Into New Recession

Economists the world over have stated the news that everyone has been waiting for- that the long, draining recession has finally come to an end and that businesses will start hiring again. Unfortunately, the good news came to a screeching halt when i...

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Funny story: Sir Fred Th'shred unveils new board game - "It can be a good win"

Sir Fred Th'shred unveils new board game - "It can be a good win"

Widdington Games, in conjunction with former Royal Bank of Botchland boss Sir Fred Th'shred, has used part of his enormous pension to develop a game which is set to take the world of board games by storm. Called "Floptopoly", and based on the worl...

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Funny story: Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.

Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.

(New York-NY) The universe officially ended today, but in a surprising reaction the Dow Jones average rose fifty-percent. Its highest gain in, since time no longer exists those details were unavailable as of this writing. The fifty-percent gain p...

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Funny story: Batman Laid Off As Recession Hits Gotham City

Batman Laid Off As Recession Hits Gotham City

The depth of the recession in the US became even clearer today with the news that Gotham City has despensed with the services of Batman. The caped crusader, who has been on payroll of the city's police department since the late 1960s was given the...

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Funny story: Obama inspires USA to beat recession

Obama inspires USA to beat recession

President of the USA, Barack Obama, has delivered a speech to a joint sitting of the American Congress in a brave attempt to lift flagging spirits battered by recession led forces. Dressed in a black tracky top with a hood over his bonce together...

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Funny story: Panhandlers Struggle in Recession; Obama Blamed

Panhandlers Struggle in Recession; Obama Blamed

(Bloomfield Hills, MI) -- From Cincinnati streets to Talalhassee thoroughares, panhandlers like "Fred" from Detroit are struggling to survive during the country's recession. A former Ford assembly worker-turned-panhandler, Fred's income has fallen...

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Funny story: Recession Hits Domesticated Animals, Wild Animals Wonder What's the Fuss About

Recession Hits Domesticated Animals, Wild Animals Wonder What's the Fuss About

Last Thursday, Caesar, a 6-year old black purebred Labrador retriever waited for someone to adopt him after being abandoned by the family where he was employed as household pet for last two years. After failing to be find a new owner who would take h...

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Funny story: Brown: Recession over

Brown: Recession over

"Mission accomplished! The recession is over," Gordon Brown announced at a packed Downing Street briefing today. "No more searching for green shoots, the UK's economic oak has strong deep roots thrusting hard into the land that will hold the natio...

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Funny story: Is your credit score down due to the new credit rating formula? Well, look no further; help is on the way from TheSpoof.Com

Is your credit score down due to the new credit rating formula? Well, look no further; help is on the way from TheSpoof.Com

London, England - In conjunction with an international consortium consisting of a Saudi Arabian Prince and a Nigerian open-air storefront market, The Spoof.Com has made welcomed addition to its popular "Spoof Calling Card" family with its new "Spoof...

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Funny story: Recession victims TV Cowell X-job op

Recession victims TV Cowell X-job op

Credit crunch job losers could find employment through a new TV series. Simon Cowell, the Marquis of Granby, George Osborne and Les Dennis are to be judges in the new series of Britain's Got A Job. "We are looking for real victims of the credit...

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Funny story: 'Ben & Jerry's' Announce Banana Split

'Ben & Jerry's' Announce Banana Split

Another blow was dealt to the global economy today when ice cream giants, Ben from Ben & Jerry's, and Jerry from Ben & Jerry's, announced that the company was to split following failure to negotiate mutually accepted terms. In a joint statem...

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