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Funny story: Gentiles Sue God

Gentiles Sue God

London, UK: Gentiles of the world united today, and filed a class action lawsuit against God. The law suit claims that God's racist ways have caused increased harm to Gentiles throughout history because of His exclusion of them due to their race.

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Funny story: 'The Happy Days' Cast Is Unhappy As They File A "Non-Payment" Class Action Merchandising Lawsuit

'The Happy Days' Cast Is Unhappy As They File A "Non-Payment" Class Action Merchandising Lawsuit

LOS ANGELES - The television sit-com Happy Days which was set in the 50s ran from 1974 to 1984, and in that time everyone on the Happy Days Show was happy. But oh how things have changed. According to reports which appeared in The Cucamonga Chit C...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Announces That She Has Agreed To Settle Her Lawsuit Against Sarah Palin

Kate Gosselin Announces That She Has Agreed To Settle Her Lawsuit Against Sarah Palin

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the Emmy-nominated star of Kate Plus 8 has informed the entertainment media that she has agreed to settle her lawsuit against the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin. Gosselin had filed a lawsuit against the ex...

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Funny story: Mom Sues Preschool for Hindering Kid's Ivy League Chances; Others Follow Suit

Mom Sues Preschool for Hindering Kid's Ivy League Chances; Others Follow Suit

That's suit as in lawsuit. And attorneys couldn't be happier. When a NY mom determined that her daughter's preschool was not providing the proper foundation for an Ivy League education, she decided to sue the preschool. The floodgates opened.

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Funny story: Scott Walker Spends Taxpayer Dollars to Defend Lawsuit

Scott Walker Spends Taxpayer Dollars to Defend Lawsuit

In the beginning, the Governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker, said that in order to balance the budget, the State was going to have to do away with collective bargaining rights for some of its public workers, most notably, teachers. Thus began a battle that included an exodus of Democratic senators from the state in an effort to keep the bill from becoming law and daily protests by tens of thousands...

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Funny story: Unnamed National Tax Preparation Company Violates Civil Rights Of Deaf Employee, Says Department of Justice.

Unnamed National Tax Preparation Company Violates Civil Rights Of Deaf Employee, Says Department of Justice.

A national company, referred to by Wall Street as Hosni Mubarek of tax preparation retailers, has found yet another way to never settle for less, divert profits away from shareholders, and violate the disabled's civil right in one fell swoop, after p...

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Funny story: Woman to divorce own vagina

Woman to divorce own vagina

A 22 year old Brooklyn woman has filed divorce against her vagina on the grounds it has failed to meet "expected functioning." Helen Splinter, a Texan native who immigrated to New York less than a month ago says she has had enough of her "useless...

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Funny story: Dog Wins Custody Of Litter

Dog Wins Custody Of Litter

In a ground breaking move today, a Judge at a Lincolnshire court stunned the packed courthouse with his ruling that a dog should have custody rites to all his litter. Jack Russell, the delighted owner of the dog in question explained how events had u...

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Funny story: Human Race Sued for Incessant Product Placement In Daily Life

Human Race Sued for Incessant Product Placement In Daily Life

EARTH - In a landmark case, the entire planet has been sued for continual use of product names, brand names, lyrics and other related issues without a permit from the original producer. The roughly 6.9billion living on the planet's surface pay in...

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Funny story: Lawsuits Filed Against the NFL

Lawsuits Filed Against the NFL

New York NY: Two diverse lawsuits have been filed in federal district court against the National Football League (NFL). The separate lawsuits involve the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) and the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), r...

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Funny story: Porn Star Sued For Sexual Harassment At Work

Porn Star Sued For Sexual Harassment At Work

A male porn star has filed a lawsuit against his co-star, claiming sexual harassment in the work place. Stud Driver, 36, star of famed pornographic motion pictures such as Robocock, The Sperminator (parts 1 and 2) and Harry Cocker and the Moist Ch...

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Funny story: Rent payment issue leaves judge in quandary

Rent payment issue leaves judge in quandary

In what is sure to be remembered as a most bizarre situation, a local renter seeks a conviction against a landlord. The issue, before the Illinois court is whether City Housing Authority has the right to evict tenant Joseph Wilson on a charge of a...

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Funny story: New Powers for US Lawyers

New Powers for US Lawyers

Congress has just passed a new law giving additional powers to attorneys and private law firms. The Absolute Confidentiality charter has been signed off and will be operational within the month. It means that a lawyer can write a letter giving privat...

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Funny story: Money making opportunity to get crazy rich

Money making opportunity to get crazy rich

RICHMOND, Calif. Attorneys for a teen girl who got attacked outside a Northern California high school say there is plenty of opportunities for other teen girls to get rich by visiting a law firm with a similar case. School officials say the teen...

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Funny story: Judge rules inmate 'bitten on penis by rodent' may sue

Judge rules inmate 'bitten on penis by rodent' may sue

A New York man who says a rat bit his penis during a jail stay may sue county officials, a judge has ruled. Peter Solomon, who said he later had to endure a course of rabies jabs, says jailers knew the ward in which they placed him was infested wi...

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Funny story: Betting Opens on Rowling Trial

Betting Opens on Rowling Trial

International Bookmakers have just opened a book on the outcome of the impending trial for plagiarism of J.K.Rowling in London's High Court scheduled for later this year. Bookie Juan Borneveryday said: "Our view is that it will be a tough contest. Our final analysis is that the opposition will have too much to do and Rowling should win going away. We make Rowling odds on at 4/6 and Willy's...

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Funny story: No Scenes Allowed for Farquar

No Scenes Allowed for Farquar

The 2nd District Court of the 14th Judicial District announced today that they were holding Harry D. Farquar of Bentonville, Arkansas, on a warrant served by Federal Marshal Clint Bosworth on a charge of manufacturing items that were illegal under re...

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