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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Files For Divorce - She Keeps The Houses and The Cars, Jesse (James) Keeps His Tattooed Skanks

Sandra Bullock Files For Divorce - She Keeps The Houses and The Cars, Jesse (James) Keeps His Tattooed Skanks

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock, who it seems like two years ago won The Best Actress Oscar for the movie Blind Side has left her home in Austin and headed for The Left Coast to start divorce proceedings against her 'husband' Jesse "Dick With Feet"...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Selena Gomez, Kanye West, And Jesse James Take Home Kid's Choice Awards

Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Selena Gomez, Kanye West, And Jesse James Take Home Kid's Choice Awards

LOS ANGELES - There were more kids at UCLA's Paul Bunyan Pavilion for The 23rd Annual Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards than at a picnic outing of OctoMom, Brad and Angelina, Madonna, and Kate Gosselin's combined brood of brats. The evenings host Kan...

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Funny story: Jesse James Has Reportedly Been Seen In The Company Of One Of "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

Jesse James Has Reportedly Been Seen In The Company Of One Of "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Sandra Bullock's (somewhat) husband, Jesse "Look At My Crotch" James has reportedly been seen in the company of the high-priced call girl of The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania, Tessie Cashmere. A close fri...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says He Will Change His Outlaw-Sounding Name To A Lesser Outlaw-Sounding Name Like Cole Younger or Emmett Dalton

Jesse James Says He Will Change His Outlaw-Sounding Name To A Lesser Outlaw-Sounding Name Like Cole Younger or Emmett Dalton

LONG BEACH, California - Jesse James has just replaced Tiger Woods, Senator John Edwards, and Governor Mark Sanford as the most hated womanizer in the entire United States. James who is a trashy tattoo-polluted carnival-looking individual is one a...

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Funny story: Arkansas Passes The Tiger Woods - Jesse James Ozark Mountains Adultery Act

Arkansas Passes The Tiger Woods - Jesse James Ozark Mountains Adultery Act

LITTLE ROCK - The state of Arkansas has jumped ahead of the other 48 states, or 49 if you count frozen Alaska, which most "Lower 48ers" don't since Sarah Palin came onto the scene with her moose killing, camouflage jock-strap wearing 'I can shoot bet...

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Funny story: Jesse James admits he's a big fan of Sandra Bullock's Blind Side

Jesse James admits he's a big fan of Sandra Bullock's Blind Side

Sandra Bullock has received universal praise for her portrayal of Leigh Anne Tuohy in the movie Blind Side, but her biggest fan is none other than her cheating husband, Jesse James. A close source of James said, 'He loves Sandra's Blind Side. Not...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Is Asking: Okay Who Will Be Jesse James "TattooGate's" Cycle Chick #5?

Las Vegas Is Asking: Okay Who Will Be Jesse James "TattooGate's" Cycle Chick #5?

LAS VEGAS - The city of Las Vegas, which is known as The Gambling Capital of The Entire Universe, has quickly decided to jump on the "TattooGate" bandwagon. Every Vegas casino from the Alaskan Albatross to the Zulu Witch Doctor has listed odds reg...

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Funny story: The Jesse James "TattooGate" Saga Continues With Cycle Chick #4

The Jesse James "TattooGate" Saga Continues With Cycle Chick #4

LONG BEACH, California - West Coast Choppers, which is owned and operated by Sandra Bullock's, as of now still-husband, Jesse "Mr. Peckerwood" James has become one of the busiest places in America. A Long Beach police officer who asked not to be i...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Emails Jesse James: "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

Tiger Woods Emails Jesse James: "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

ORLANDO - The Tiger Woods family maid Paprika Latibia Madison stated that Tiger emailed Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse "Have I Got Some Nads Or What?" James with a six word email that really and truly said it all, "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!...

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Funny story: Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Brigitte Daguerre Is Cycle Chick #3

Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Brigitte Daguerre Is Cycle Chick #3

LOS ANGELES - Ladies and gentlemen and now we present "Girls of TattooGate" Cycle Chick #3 Brigitte Daguerre. Duguerre, (which is pronounced GIVE Me MON) is a 40-year-old Los Angeles photographer and part time pole dancer. Brigitte has reported...

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Funny story: Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Melissa Smith Is Cycle Chick #2

Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Melissa Smith Is Cycle Chick #2

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the "Girls of TattooGate" are starting to come out of the woodwork or more accurately hardwood. And as if sweet little Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock doesn't have enough to worry about with Michelle "Bombsh...

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Funny story: Jesse James Admits "Circus Freaks Turn Me On"

Jesse James Admits "Circus Freaks Turn Me On"

In yet another bombshell dropped by Jesse James, he admits that not only is he attracted to heavily tattooed ladies, but he has a penchant for overweight and bearded women as well. "I grew up around the circus," he said. My cousin was a tight-rope...

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Funny story: Jesse James Turns Into The Duke Boys

Jesse James Turns Into The Duke Boys

Although wife Sandra Bullock is still not at her home, the place is still full of drama and paparazzi. Now the neighbors, fans and even family members are getting into the thick of things. Sunday, police were apparently called to the block where J...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Alleges That Jesse James Touched Three of Her 37 Tattoos

Amy Winehouse Alleges That Jesse James Touched Three of Her 37 Tattoos

LONDON - Amy Winehouse recently performed before a special gathering of retired Buckingham Palace guards at Toby's Tavern and Crumpet Bistro in Orpington. The much tattooed singer was asked what she thought about Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullo...

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Funny story: The Anti-Tattoo Coalition of America States That Jesse James and "Bombshell" McGee Prove That Tattoos Cause Infidelity

The Anti-Tattoo Coalition of America States That Jesse James and "Bombshell" McGee Prove That Tattoos Cause Infidelity

YUMA, Arizona - The Anti-Tattoo Coalition of America which is based in Yuma, Arizona has stated that their belief that there is a direct correlation between tattoos and infidelity has once again been proven. The ATCA Director Dr. Tab Hamsterfarken...

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Funny story: What Sandra Bullock Really Thinks Of Alleged Nazi Michelle McGee

What Sandra Bullock Really Thinks Of Alleged Nazi Michelle McGee

'The Blind Side' Oscar winning actress Sandra Bullock, still reeling from revelations that husband, bike builder Jesse James conducted an affair with a tattooed lady has spoken out about the situation, according to our insider who has gained exclusiv...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"

LONDON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were in London taking in the sights. London native Pattinson was showing Kristen Big Ben, the clock tower, not 6 foot 11, Ben Clutterbuck who used to be the goalie for Chelsea. Kris who is not exactly...

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