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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Denies She's Secretly Seeing William Levy

Jennifer Lopez Denies She's Secretly Seeing William Levy

BROOKLYN - Since announcing to the world that she is divorcing her husband of seven years Marc "SeƱor Control Freak" Anthony, Jennifer Lopez' phone has pretty much been ringing non-stop. Of course she is letting every call go to voicemail as she p...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind The Jennifer Lopez - Marc Anthony Divorce

The Truth Behind The Jennifer Lopez - Marc Anthony Divorce

BROOKLYN - Marc Anthony recently spoke with a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and talked about the real reasons why his wife of seven years Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce. Marc sat down at the famed Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaur...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled "Lips & Hips"

Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled "Lips & Hips"

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Shakira had another sell out performance and this one was at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River. The standing room only crowd loved the little Colombian firecracker so much that she performed four encores. The sat...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey'

Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey'

ENSENADA, Mexico - It appears that Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen may just have gotten over the heartbreak of having lost both of his "Goddesses." Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the ex-Two and Half Men star was seen having a 'sandtastic' t...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Shockingly Announce That They're Divorcing!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Shockingly Announce That They're Divorcing!

MANHATTAN - Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony had just had dinner and were leaving Manhattan's exquisite Cinderella Cafeteria. The couple dined in the privacy of the cafeteria's luxurious Daniel Boone Elbow Room on an order of Lobster Ne...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says She's Had A Change of Heart And She Will Be Returning To American Idol

Jennifer Lopez Says She's Had A Change of Heart And She Will Be Returning To American Idol

BRONX, New York - After learning that her fellow judges Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson and Steven "Lips" Tyler have agreed to return to the number one reality show on television American Idol, J.Lo has just announced that she to will be back sitting...

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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

HOLLYWOOD - A highly placed source in The American Idol family has revealed that Jennifer Lopez will not be returning for season eleven of the hit reality show. The source, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, stated that the choice is strictly J.Lo...

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Funny story: America Idol's Haley Reinhart Denies The Rumor That Her And Fellow Contestant Casey Abrams Have Eloped

America Idol's Haley Reinhart Denies The Rumor That Her And Fellow Contestant Casey Abrams Have Eloped

LA BREA - The most recent American Idol castoff Haley Reinhart was having dinner by herself at a Burgers-In-The-Round in La Brea. She was approached by TV ClickerWorld's Grandiosa Littlehampton and asked how she was doing after having been elimina...

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Funny story: American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois

American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois

HOLLYWOOD - The former lead singer with the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger stole the show as she danced and pranced on the American Idol stage throwing down some dance moves that even had judge Jennifer Lopez oohing and ahhing. Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was so embarrassed he turned two shades of purple and Steven "Lips" Tyler was so engrossed he even put down his copy of Rolling Stone...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler Squashes The Rumor That He And Fellow American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson Are Feuding

Steven Tyler Squashes The Rumor That He And Fellow American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson Are Feuding

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler sat in a booth at his favorite restaurant The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon. He was partaking of a plate of Lemon Chicken with a side order of Osakan Egg Rolls and Crab Rangoon when he was asked by Hoopla Diddly of TV ClickerWorld about the reported incident during a recent edition of American Idol. Tyler asked if he was referring to the show where he became so angry...

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Funny story: American Idol - The Favorite To Win It All James "Heavy Metal" Durbin Is Amazingly Voted Off The Show!

American Idol - The Favorite To Win It All James "Heavy Metal" Durbin Is Amazingly Voted Off The Show!

HOLLYWOOD - Backstage after the latest edition of American Idol had just eliminated James Durbin, Jennifer Lopez, who could not stop crying, hugged James and told him not to worry because he was going to be the next big super star. J.Lo handed Jam...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler's Penis to Replace J.Lo on American Idol

Steven Tyler's Penis to Replace J.Lo on American Idol

The hat is off the jimmy: Aerosmith's singer Steven Tyler's penis will become the second judge on American Idol next season, once Latina meatbag Jennifer Lopez is unceremoniously fired at the end of this season. "My soldier is makin' a move," said...

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Funny story: American Idol Shocker: Steven Tyler Denies Touching Jennifer Lopez' "Sensuously Sexy" Thighs With Both His Hands During A Commercial Break

American Idol Shocker: Steven Tyler Denies Touching Jennifer Lopez' "Sensuously Sexy" Thighs With Both His Hands During A Commercial Break

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Anthony had a little talk with Steven Tyler backstage after the last airing of American Idol. Redwood Fingerboo, a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle stated that word got back to the husband of Jennifer Lopez that Tyl...

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Funny story: American Idol Says Goodbye To Casey "The Growler" Abrams

American Idol Says Goodbye To Casey "The Growler" Abrams

HOLLYWOOD - And suddenly there were cinco (5) singers left on American Idol as Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest told the standing room only crowd at The American Idol Theater in Hollywood. This weeks Bottom Three saw Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk, Scotty "...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Is Absolutely Livid At The Fact That 'American Idol' Contestant Casey Abrams Kissed Her

Jennifer Lopez Is Absolutely Livid At The Fact That 'American Idol' Contestant Casey Abrams Kissed Her

LOS ANGELES - The woman who People Magazine has just named 'The Most Beautiful Woman In The World' is not a happy camper and in fact she is extremely upset. Jennifer Lopez, who has been a fan of American Idol contestant Casey "The Stand Up Bass" A...

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Funny story: Pia Toscano Returns To Sing On American Idol - Mark Ballas aka &quotPia's Boyfriend" Sits In The Audience And Cheers Her On

Pia Toscano Returns To Sing On American Idol - Mark Ballas aka "Pia's Boyfriend" Sits In The Audience And Cheers Her On

HOLLYWOOD - Pia Toscano, was back by popular demand. The producer of American Idol stated that he received over 20 million text messages, emails, phone calls, and singing telegrams (NPI) asking him to invite her back to sing on the AI stage. And the shows producer Simon Shindlebocker showed that he listens to his viewers and not only brought her back but also had four previous eliminated contes...

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Funny story: The Biggest Shocker In American Idol History - The Favorite To Win It All, Pia Toscano Is Eliminated!

The Biggest Shocker In American Idol History - The Favorite To Win It All, Pia Toscano Is Eliminated!

LOS ANGELES - As American Idol Host Ryan Seacrest asked that the stage lights be dimmed, He remarked that the night's "Bottom Three" consisted of Stefano "Lasagna" Langone, Jacob "Ebeneezer Baptist" Lusk, and Pia "The Model" Toscano. "Peaches" Seacrest quickly sent Jacob back to the "Safe Seats" leaving Stefano and Pia alone under the bright American Idol spotlights, which many have said are so...

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