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Funny story: Britney caught trying to buy urine samples on eBay

Britney caught trying to buy urine samples on eBay

Hollywood, California - In a desperate attempt to comply with her new court orders that she submit to a mandatory weekly drug testing, a condition of her temporary custody agreement, Britney made several purchases of human urine on eBay today. Eviden...

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Funny story: You Really Can Get "It" on E-Bay

You Really Can Get "It" on E-Bay

(Roto-Rooters Wire Report) -- NEW YORK - Scientists at the Nothing-Better-To-Study Research Institute have announced that popular internet auction website eBay really is a source of anything imaginable.

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Funny story: Illegally Parked Shuttle Impounded: Will be Auctioned on E-Bay

Illegally Parked Shuttle Impounded: Will be Auctioned on E-Bay

It seems another drunken astronaut has N.A.S.A. in the headlines after leaving a shuttle in a no parking zone. The shuttle,Kegger, was impounded by Florida state troupers who towed it away from The Starry Night Bar.

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Funny story: Madge Puts Her Minge on eBay

Madge Puts Her Minge on eBay

LONDON (Defecated News) - Pop Queen Madonna sent out a press release this morning in which she confirmed she has put her pubic hair up for auction. The move came after weeks of gossip that Madonna had to do something to get some pres...

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Funny story: Mount Palomar Telescope Sold on Ebay

Mount Palomar Telescope Sold on Ebay

Pahokee, Florida (IP) - The Mount Palomar telescope was sold on ebay today for $14.95. Most would-be bidders did not bother bidding because they figured they would be out bid.

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Funny story: Taliban Opening Up T-Bay Cyber Auction Site

Taliban Opening Up T-Bay Cyber Auction Site

Taliban City, Talibania (IP) - On the scene reporter Ebenezer Finootch reports that Taliban industries has announced the grand opening of a cyber auction site that will be called T-bay. Mr. Finootch reports that it will resemble the very popular and...

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Funny story: eBay In Court Over Boy's Missing Playstation2 Games

eBay In Court Over Boy's Missing Playstation2 Games

A 15-year-old boy from Norfolk who bought a games console and games on eBay has taken the company to the High Court after it was revealed that the product he received was missing vital parts.

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Funny story: U.S. To Put Iraq Up For Auction On Ebay

U.S. To Put Iraq Up For Auction On Ebay

(Baghdad) - After a worthless, fruitless investment of hundreds of billions of dollars, and thousands of lives, and under pressure by the American public and the Democratic Party, the U.S. has finally decided to end the war in Iraq, get out, and wash...

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Funny story: Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Sensationally, both Madonna's and Kylie's virginity were found for sale on ebay today.

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Funny story: eBay :: Paris Hilton Garbage Big Seller

eBay :: Paris Hilton Garbage Big Seller

HOLLYWOOD (PARIS HILTON's TRASH CAN) -- Paris Hilton's crumpled shopping list is for sale on eBay. Item Number: 110145031520. Have not bid. Must phone my Editor. Starting bid: US $45.00. Postage: US $9.00 Redwood framed.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Prison Sweat to be Sold on e-Bay

Paris Hilton's Prison Sweat to be Sold on e-Bay

A civilian contractor at the Los Angeles County Jail has collected several vials of tainted socialite Paris Hilton's perspiration, and intends to auction them online. The sweat was allegedly gathered from garments worn by Hilton and later picked...

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Funny story: Prince Harry to be sold on eBay

Prince Harry to be sold on eBay

Close on the heels of the will-he, won't-he go to Iraq debacle comes an astonishing revelation from Prince Harry's closest friend, Everett Houghtonfeathers-Slobbersleigh, (pronounced Howley).

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Funny story: Light Saber Explained

Light Saber Explained

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tatooine - Marshall Brain has finally explained how a light saber works. People have been wondering for over a decade why everyone in Star Wars and on Earth, for that matter, doesn't have a light saber.

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Funny story: eBay To Auction Michael Jackson's Old Nose

eBay To Auction Michael Jackson's Old Nose

(AP) San Jose, CA - In an unprecedented announcement, eBay will, "auction off the 1975 version of Michael Jackson's nose," president and CEO Meg Whitman told reporters at a Thursday morning press conference. The nose, which made its final appearance...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

WINDHOEK, OSHIWAMBO, REPUBLIC OF NAMIBIA, AFRICA, WHATEVER--(UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) Standing in front of their home in South Africa, a relieved Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie thanked INTERPOL and

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Funny story: Britney 'Spears' man in hand - Not assault, cry for help

Britney 'Spears' man in hand - Not assault, cry for help

Bald, bad, Britney has struck again, this time injuring a man in what has been described by her publicist as 'a classic cry for help'.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Empty Jars of Peter Pan For Sale on Ebay

Britney Spears' Empty Jars of Peter Pan For Sale on Ebay

In a follow up story to the revelation that Britney Spears bizarre behavior could be due to having consumed contaminated Peter Pan peanut butter, sources have learned that the empty jars left in the rehab center were retrieved by a maid and put up fo...

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