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Funny story: Brown drunk; "starts on" Obama

Brown drunk; "starts on" Obama

Gordon Brown last night caused a diplomatic furore and risked the future of the "special relationship" with USA when he had "one or two wee drams too much" at an official dinner with Barak Obama and started on him. The President had been warned p...

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Funny story: Drunken Photographers Problem at Sporting Events

Drunken Photographers Problem at Sporting Events

London - Planners for the 2112 Olympics are concerned about the increase in inebriated photographers at sporting events. Once known for their professionalism sports photographers are now becoming known as drunken sots, stumbling over spectators, pres...

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Funny story: Japan's Finance Minister Totally Smashed

Japan's Finance Minister Totally Smashed

Japan's finance minister is facing calls for him to resign amid claims he was drunk at a recent G7 meeting. Shoichi Nakagawa has apologized for his behavior but blamed cold remedies for a slurred performance at a news conference in Rome at the wee...

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Funny story: Drunken Sailors To Protest Against Their Removal From Nursery Rhyme

Drunken Sailors To Protest Against Their Removal From Nursery Rhyme

A mass demonstration by Drunken Sailors has been planned after key lyrics were removed from a nursery rhyme by a government-funded books project, after they were deemed "offensive". The Bookstart charity claims the words "Drunken Sailor", and the...

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Funny story: Drunken Bank Robber Flees With Pints

Drunken Bank Robber Flees With Pints

A man wearing a tie-dyed ski mask with the words "Martin Willoughby" printed on the back entered the wrong bank yesterday, apparently confused after several hours of doing shots with some buds. All went well as he quietly entered the bank, his ski...

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Funny story: Google's Plan For Drunk Emailers

Google's Plan For Drunk Emailers

Google has come up with a way to stop people sending embarrassing e-mails when they are drunk - Mail Goggles. Having sent many drunken e mails himself, top Gmail engineer Jon Marshall wanted to come up with a system to stop people sending messages...

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Funny story: A+E Department introduce 'Drunk tanks' for Xmas period.

A+E Department introduce 'Drunk tanks' for Xmas period.

Accident and Emergency units across the Irish Republic have introduced 'Drunk Tanks' for the duration of the Xmas period in order to keep the Casualty section 'Piss head' free a for the duration. Senior staff nurse Aine O'Really explains "We ha...

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Funny story: Old booze hound forced to cut out early morning drives due to high gas prices

Old booze hound forced to cut out early morning drives due to high gas prices

Bloomington resident Jethro "shot glass" Purvis used to drink a bottle of whiskey every morning at six, followed by a peaceful drive in his green and rust colored '89 Oldsmobile. Most of his drives were in rural areas at a slow speed. Now he can o...

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Funny story: Billy James Celebrates Third Year of Sobriety

Billy James Celebrates Third Year of Sobriety

Alcoholics Anonymous graduate Billy James Hancock, formerly known to the small town of Brindley, North Carolina as The Town Drunk, celebrated his third full year of being alcohol-free, Sunday. Hosting several of his old friends since high school, B.

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Funny story: Sir Trevor McDonald - Just Not Funny - Claims Liverpool Man

Sir Trevor McDonald - Just Not Funny - Claims Liverpool Man

In an astonishing outburst this evening on the approach ramp to Liverpool Lime Street Station, homeless alcoholic Terry O'Hara launched a scathing attack on the nation's favourite newsreader. 'Yer wharr, arrgh ey lad,' O'Hara mumbled. 'Yer see dat...

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Funny story: Drunken Man Awakens on South Beach

Drunken Man Awakens on South Beach

The sun's rays began to beat down on Miami's South Beach around twelve noon today, awaking Chad Breeford from his still-drunken stupor gained from a Friday night of club hopping and tikki-bar desecrating. As family beach-goers jockeyed for th...

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Funny story: Drunks Proved Right

Drunks Proved Right

A recently released report into the stock market crash has found that spending your money getting pissed every night would've been a far more sensible thing to do than investing in the shares market. "Yes we were surprised" claimed report head Pro...

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Funny story: InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

InBev Purchases Anheuser-Busch for Pennies After an Intoxicating Offer

St. Louis, MO -- Late Wednesday night, the two beer giants met in a secret meeting behind closed doors. Several weeks ago, American brewer Anheuser-Busch rejected Belgian brewer InBev's $46.3 billion offer. After InBev launched a hostile takeov...

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Funny story: Teenager not stabbed in Harrogate - leaders dismayed

Teenager not stabbed in Harrogate - leaders dismayed

The scene outside the "Spinal Taps" public house in Harrogate was chaotic last night as revellers spilled onto the street to find that a teenager had not been stabbed.

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Funny story: Wasted Girl Can't Work Cell Phone

Wasted Girl Can't Work Cell Phone

New York - Local Party girl Robin Privman tried to text the cute guy she met earlier in the evening while barhopping with her girlfriends, but soon discovered something was wrong with her cell phone.

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Funny story: 'Virgin' Mary was drunk

'Virgin' Mary was drunk

The Virgin Mary (second name unknown), has said that she cannot remember much about the night of her 'immaculate conception', because she was pissed out of her mind on cheap vodka.

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Funny story: Drunk Britney Spears rushed to Hospital

Drunk Britney Spears rushed to Hospital

Britney Spears was involved in a standoff last night with police after refusing to hand over custody of her two kids.

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