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Funny story: NY British Consulate Blast Damage to Exceed $300.00

NY British Consulate Blast Damage to Exceed $300.00

Damage from the blast that rocked the British Consulate in New York City has reportedly caused more than $300.00 in damages to the building on Third Avenue at 51st Street according to sources at Harry's Locksmith and Window Repair.

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Funny story: Election Results Left in Back of London Cab.

Election Results Left in Back of London Cab.

London, 4th May 2005. Former UK Independence Party Candidate Sir Gilroy-Kilt has ordered an enquiry following the discovery of the British General Election results on the back seat of a London cab.

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Funny story: Blair & Bush Love Child

Blair & Bush Love Child

In a seemingly last ditch effort to remain head of the British Labour Party and victorious in the up coming election, the Prime Minister's advisory team, located in the basement of Number 10, have decided they must endeavor to erase the Blair ima...

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Funny story: Bush Gives Blair His Unconditionated Supportification

Bush Gives Blair His Unconditionated Supportification

In a press conference today George Bush declared his support for Tony Blair in the forthcoming British General Election.

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Funny story: Girl Scouts Race To Get Saddam's Cookie Order

Girl Scouts Race To Get Saddam's Cookie Order

Former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein spends his time in solitary confinement writing poems, tending a garden, reading the Koran and eating American muffins and cookies, a British newspaper has reported.

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Funny story: Elvis To Join British Government

Elvis To Join British Government

Previously secret documents aquired by using the new Freedom of Information act reveal that Elvis will be joining the British government. Secret meetings between defence chief's and top cryogenic experts in the USA have lead to the plan being hat...

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Funny story: Tories Propose City Mergers if Elected

Tories Propose City Mergers if Elected

Tory party chief Michael Howard has announced that as part of the 2005 election manifesto he is proposing the merger of several of Britain's Cities. The move is alleged to save the British taxpayers £3.6bn ($4 and 36 cents) per year rising to £4.8bn...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Smuggles Bomb into Newspaper Headquarters

Prince Charles Smuggles Bomb into Newspaper Headquarters

Loyal readers of the popular ‘Sun' newspaper were reeling from the shock revelation that Prince Charles and an ugly female accomplice had breached security at one of the most important British institutions.

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Funny story: Secret Labratory Found Beneath Famous Exhibit

Secret Labratory Found Beneath Famous Exhibit

Startling news from the British Museum of Artifact today; a screw labratory has been found beneath an unidentified bust that had been found on a podium when the museum opened 20 years ago.

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Funny story: DIE HARD! Bruce Willis Batters Ant & Dec

DIE HARD! Bruce Willis Batters Ant & Dec

Die Hard movie star Bruce Willis became so enraged by British TV star's Ant and Decs questions that he attacked them both in a savage display of violence.

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Funny story: Marmite: I have feelings too

Marmite: I have feelings too

Marmite has lambasted British youngsters for destroying the nation's "stiff upper lip" image.

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Funny story: UKIP Condemns European Sleep Policy

UKIP Condemns European Sleep Policy

The United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP) has announced a major policy initiative for the forthcoming British General Election.

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Funny story: Sheep Cloning Scientist Takes Another Poke at Dolly !

Sheep Cloning Scientist Takes Another Poke at Dolly !

LONDON (REUTERS) The British scientist who created Dolly the sheep -- a clone that shocked the animal world -- has begun trying to clone a human embryo. Ian Wilmut is conducting therapeutic cloning at the Roslin Institute, near Edinburgh. Professor W...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Dresses Up To The Neins

Prince Harry Dresses Up To The Neins

Third in line to the British throne and great, great, great grandson of Albert of Saxe-Coburg, Prince Harry was this week praised by world press after an hilarious tribute to Allo Allo actor Richard Marner at a recent fancy dress ball in aid of desti...

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Funny story: UK Tradesmen Stink: It's Official!

UK Tradesmen Stink: It's Official!

British tradesmen are the worst on the planet - and that's official.

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Funny story: Danon Quits BT

Danon Quits BT

Pierre Danon, erudite raconteur, secret lovechild of Bob Monkhouse and Francois Mitterand's house maid and Heir to an enormous Yoghurt empire has announced today his departure from the telecoms Giant British Telecom, despite his claims last we...

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Funny story: Halloween shocker for stuffy Starkey

Halloween shocker for stuffy Starkey

BRITISH historian and broadcaster David Starkey yesterday called for a ban on Halloween japes after a troop of young "guisers" targeted him during a weekend break in Fife.

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