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Funny story: Oil Industry to Bailout Auto Industry

Oil Industry to Bailout Auto Industry

Dallas TX: A representative of the "Big Three Automakers," Mr. Willie Sutton departed the ongoing Congressional Hill bailout hearings to fly (commercial air) to Dallas Texas. He attended a meeting with the Board of Directors of the American Petroleum...

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Funny story: U.S. Government to Bailout Big Oil

U.S. Government to Bailout Big Oil

Crawford / Texas: (December 9, 2008) - President George W. Bush, amid a flurry of end-term pardons for white-collar criminals, has also endorsed a bailout for the Big Oil companies. In light of the recent drop in petroleum prices, the U.S. Departm...

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Funny story: Big Three Bailout Negotiations Reach $40k or $50k, Break Down

Big Three Bailout Negotiations Reach $40k or $50k, Break Down

Auto bailout talks inexplicably broke down this Monday after negotiations had only reached $45,200. Although the deal got off to an optimistic start, grumblings quickly started from various parties with no clear explanation. The problems culminat...

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Funny story: Washington Man Will Fund Bailouts

Washington Man Will Fund Bailouts

As various constituencies in the US push for government assistance, the hunt to find someone to pay for it all. Congressional leaders and the incoming Obama administration have settled on Nopott Tapisson, a resident of Washington DC, to foot the bill...

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Funny story: Congress to Bail Out Newspapers

Congress to Bail Out Newspapers

As the economic crisis intensifies, newspapers may well be the canary in the coal mine. Now Congress looks ready to provide some fresh air to the industry. Regular newspapers were already struggling with declining revenues due to competition from...

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Funny story: Pelosi Embarrassed as Hillary Parks her Broom Next to Speaker's Personal Jumbo Jet at Dulles Airport!

Pelosi Embarrassed as Hillary Parks her Broom Next to Speaker's Personal Jumbo Jet at Dulles Airport!

Dulles International Airport/ Air Force Times - During Senator Hillary Clinton's recent appearance before Congress to request a Campaign Debt Bailout, she obviously learned what Big Three CEO's hadn't when they showed up to plead their cause in priva...

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Funny story: All US Citizens Will be Able to Vote in Detroit's Shareholder Meetings

All US Citizens Will be Able to Vote in Detroit's Shareholder Meetings

Detroit, Michigan Reaching a historic agreement with CEO's of the Big Three automobile manufacturers, Congress, on Wednesday, approved a massive bailout plan...and included the stipulation, that if the American tax-payers are to bail out the auto co...

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Funny story: Santa Claus To Congress: "One Trillion Dollars Or No Christmas."

Santa Claus To Congress: "One Trillion Dollars Or No Christmas."

(Washington, D.C.) In the CEO Gulfstream jet wake of General Motors, Ford and Chrysler returning to Congress in search of a 34 billion-dollar bailout, a sleigh with a vanity license plate that read simply "S. Claus" touched down in front of the Capit...

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Funny story: Clintons Plead for Campaign Bailout Before Jan. 20: Bankruptcy Looms!

Clintons Plead for Campaign Bailout Before Jan. 20: Bankruptcy Looms!

Ny/NY / Campaign Times - The Clintons announced today they are facing another JOINT Political crisis. This time it involves their "empty" wallet and not one of their wayward penises! Following a Spoof Scoop of Aug. 24, 2008, "Hillary Broke! Fo...

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Funny story: Santa Claus asks Congress for Christmas Bailout

Santa Claus asks Congress for Christmas Bailout

Washington D.C. Visitors to the nation's capitol were treated to an unusual sight Wednesday morning as an airborne sleigh powered by eight tiny reindeer and piloted by a short bearded fat man in a red suit landed on the roof the Capitol building.

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Funny story: Clinton Whitemails Obama; Power-Sharing Agreement Revealed!

Clinton Whitemails Obama; Power-Sharing Agreement Revealed!

YTRE FR├śNNINGEN SOGN OG FJORDANE, NORWAY, EU-- Unique CFR-brokered Clinton-Obama power-sharing agreements in May 2008 secretly guaranteed President-Elect Clinton the Middle American presidency after giving Obama a turn, it has been revealed. The...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Asks U.S. Congress for $400 Billion

Santa Claus Asks U.S. Congress for $400 Billion

NORTH POLE (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Santa Claus, the iconic deliverer of toys who is much loved by children all over the world, has petitioned the United States Congress for $400 billion. Claus, age undetermined, cites increased costs of mate...

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Funny story: Congress, Can You Spare $25 Billion?

Congress, Can You Spare $25 Billion?

Seems like the heads of General Motors, Chrysler and Ford each flew in separate private corporate jets to Washington D.C. asking Congress for a tax-payer bailout. Marching before Senate and House committees, they expected to get a few billion from Co...

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Funny story: Banks introduce new 60, 90 and 120-year intergenerational mortgages

Banks introduce new 60, 90 and 120-year intergenerational mortgages

Washington, D.C. - Faced with the reality that the US economy has been driven by extending a never-ending line of credit, until now, instead of raising the standard of living of the average American, banks have rolled out the latest product line of f...

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Funny story: Teenage Prankster Responsible for World Financial Crisis

Teenage Prankster Responsible for World Financial Crisis

Wall-E Street, New York - As the world teeters on the edge of a financial abyss, it has been revealed that the current global economic meltdown has been caused by a single British teenager. The 19 year old film student from Kilburn, London created th...

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Funny story: The Dept. Of Treasury To Give 2 Million To "Everyone"

The Dept. Of Treasury To Give 2 Million To "Everyone"

Today in a bold effort to prove that the United States can live on nothing but printing money, The department of Treasury announced an ambitious program to give 2 million dollars to every single American. Secretary Paulson had this to say about...

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Funny story: Wal-Mart to ask for Bailout

Wal-Mart to ask for Bailout

Representatives of Wal-Mart testified before Congress yesterday requesting $10 billion in bailout money. "Critics say that our business is striving, and that is true. I do not come here asking to bail out a company that is about to fail. "We a...

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