NY,NY/ Boston Globe - Boston Red Sox fans today are taking hope in the fact that the latest Yankee acquisition of "Queen of Pop", Madonna, is having trouble making the transition to organized baseball. Reports surfacing today from disgruntled Ya...
New York/NY Sporting Times - The spendthrift Yankees continued their wanton ways today with the announcement that they had added "The Queen of Pop" to their already potent,though aging , lineup. Madonna, known as a racy switch hitter after her e...
The Steingrabber Twins and appropriately named GM cashman have shattered the salary records again by offering pitching ace, CC Sabathia 161 million dollars. The blockbuster price tag set off the usual chorus of Yankee haters and their perennial p...
From the apparent population explosion of those uBiquitous "B" bearing caps appearing on every other pointy head, one would think that the Red Sux of Beantown had been doing something extraordinary. You know like winning 26 World series, 39 Le...
NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees did not make the playoffs for the first time in 15 years. Yankee's owner George Steinbrenner, whose team will be moving into the new $1.6 billion Yankee Stadium in 2009 was asked about the fact that his 'boys...
The New York Yankee organization and its rowdy fans bade a fond farewell to historic Yankee Stadium when the Bronx Bombers beat the Baltimore Orioles in the last game to be played in the "House That Ruth Built." The score was 4-1, but it was insigni...
The legendary Babe Ruth shocked Yankee fans when he returned to life recently to make a brief and fiery appearance at Yankee Stadium. "This year's team is a disgrace," he said. "It's enough to raise the dead. What a bunch of losers." With a tear i...
The NY Yankees had baseball's greatest heart and mind in manager Joe Torre. He brought them to more than a dozen post season appearances throughout his tenure as Yankee manager. Torre meant post season and often signified pennant and World Series and...
Billion dollar Major League Baseball franchise, The New York Yankees, in their last season in the House That Ruth Built has dramatically reached out to the impoverished South Bronx neighborhood it has called home for more than 3/4ths of a century.
Madonna, the singer and original pop-tart, claims that she is not having an affair with New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) as has been reported in several media sources. This singer says that A-Rod's wife is mistaken in her accusations a...
It sounds awfully familiar, but yesterday, Superstar New York Yankees' third baseman, Alex Rodriguez, known by all as A-Rod, claimed, "I did not have sex with that woman." But this time, it was unequivocal, as opposed to ex-President Cl...
The United States Registry of Historic Places has declared that Paris Hilton is now a National Historic Landmark. The distinction comes to the socialite at the young age of 27. Barbara Davenport of the Registry issued the following statement: "O...
They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. If so the Boston Red Sox are the most shameless flatterers in Majoer League baseball.
Congenital conjoined Steingrabber twins, Hal and Hank have already lost their genetically programmed short tempers. Like their explosive progenitor, the twins have already begun to browbeat their inherited team.
One of the most bizarre incidents in the annals of baseball occurred last night in Boston when an errant pelican dove into Fenway Park, attacked Home Plate, and ignited a 25-minute melee between the World Champs, Boston Red Sox, and perpetual "w...
New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter had some difficulty Saturday night after the Yankees' 5-2 victory in Detroit.
Newark, NJ - The local Newark Police Undercover Unit set up a sting operation by sending out notices that the recipient of this letter has been randomly picked to receive two baseline tickets to a New York Yankee game.
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