All the hype, celebrities, politicians and David Beckham were of no use in England's attempt to host the footie World Cup in 2018, they blew it. The main reason was that "super presentator" of UK's popular talent shows, Simon Cowell, decided to b...
David Cameron is to be in the England squad for their next European qualifier against Wales. He has already started training with the squad. "I want to be seen as a down to earth, man of the people prime minister" said the PM, over a fat ciga...
Members of FIFA determined that England should not stage the 2018 World Cup have been applauding the British media behind the scenes. As the international football authority's Ethics Committee announced its decisions regarding the cases of corrupt...
Details of the French national teams infamous 'Code Of Conduct' have been revealed for the first time. The code was introduced after the teams appalling display in South Africa at the World Cup this year. After the team fell apart, and discipline...
World cup prediction machine housed in the body of a mature Octopus named Paul, died yesterday in Germany at the age of two and a half years. Not to lose out on the publicity or the opportunity, Paul was quickly sold to a local seafood restaurant...
The World Cup in Brazil has been cancelled after officials didn't want the Cup games to be linked with promoting the image of stroppy forward Robinho. Instead, they're coming to a place which loves football as much as Gordon Brown loves David Cameron...
EL PASO - The Colombian hip shaker Shakira had just finished performing to a sold-out crowd at El Paso's La Chupacabra Convention Center when she was asked about her extra curricular activities during the 2010 World Cup Finals which were recently hel...
Have any of you football fans ever wondered what would happen if a knockout match were to be drawn, went to extra time, and then penalties or a Golden Goal ending, and still couldn't be settled? Well, wonder no more! I can now exclusively reveal...
England coach Fabio Capello emerged from his meeting with FA bosses at Lancaster Gate yesterday knowing that his job was safe - for the moment, at least - but surprised many with his astonishing assertion that the team had underperformed because of t...
BERLIN - Michael Becker, who is the manager of the German National Team Captain Michael Ballack, has stated that the reason that Germany lost to Spain is because of the gay players on the German team. Becker said that the German gays spend too muc...
The octopus that has successfully predicted the outcomes of several World Cup football matches, has been at BBC Broadcasting House this afternoon to screen a special programme during which he forecasts what the winning numbers will be in Saturday's N...
The England football team may not have won the World Cup in South Africa, but their progression into the second stage of the tournament has lifted them into a lofty 13th place in the FIFA World Cup rankings, and coach Fabio Capello says the team dese...
World football's governing body, FIFA, are this morning following a new line of enquiry into the Nigeria World Cup match-fixing scandal by interviewing the pioneering former Radio 1 DJ and TV presenter Jimmy Savile OBE. Savile, real name Sir James...
GULFPORT, Mississippi - Justin Bieber had just finished performing before a standing room only crowd and Gulfport's Cotton Plantation Coliseum when he was asked about his trip to South Africa to attend the World Cup Soccer Finals. Bieber said that...
Shortly after the "Grand Finale" in Soccer City finished South Africa found itself in the midst of a mega black-out (not the apartheid one!). During the World Cup the South African Electricity Board guaranteed the supply of electricity to the coun...
"Diego Forlan--Ohhhh he's so dreamy," read the headlines of the front-page story in the Miami Herald weeks ago when Diego Forlan first caught the attention of women soccer fans worldwide. According to the story, this sentiment was echoed all over the...
A South African football fan who had a vuvuzela inserted up his bum after the recent World Cup match between the host nation and Uruguay, has been invited to join the brass section of the London Philharmonic Orchestra. Johnny Umbuku, 39, from Joha...
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