IN A moving speech last night, the wife of Eternia's most ruthless supervillain made a controversial pledge to stand by her embattled husband after a week of scandalous allegations regarding his extra-marital sex life.
With the strife that has been caused by his move to Madrid and his wife's refusal to move along with him. The tabloid press is gearing itself up for a 2004 Posh / Becks break up and is already selecting headlines to run the story with.
There's a proverb in South Korea - "It's a man and his wife and children eat dog world" - which sums up the phlegmatic oriental attitude to life and all its woes. In the land which invented moveable type and the twenty quid microwave there's a deep a...
Hollywood, CA-Late night talk show host Jay Leno revealed today that he used to be Gay. The announcement came as a shock to fans as well as to his own family. His wife said she never had a clue of him ever being Gay. "I'm clueless,&qu...
One evening not long ago my wife and I found ourselves bound for our local shopping mall. She had to buy stuff, you see. Now, don’t get me wrong. Neither my wife nor I are really shoppers, so I don’t want to imply that she was out there just mindlessly spending money, especially since she’ll probably read this and if I make her look bad I’ll catch it hot big time. By the way, have I told you how b...
I was sitting at my computer, happily tapping away, writing another little dream sequence about our illustrious leaders when my wife walked by and started reading over my shoulder. “ You know, you should be careful about what you’re writing. You’re probably on some FBI watch list by now.”...
I was lying on the couch on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, doing a little light reading, Gulag Archipelago I think, but it hardly matters. What matters is that my wife comes in, tosses the car keys on my chest and says, “We’re going to the store.” Now, this can be a pretty good thing. My wife gardens, so going to the store could easily imply a trip to someplace with tools, like Home Depot. T...
Andy Capp was arrested early this morning for allegedly severely beating his wife, Flo, with a billiard cue.
Stephen Shaw-Local man Tom Robbins struck it big last Friday while dining at Crazy Mao's Chinese restaurant. Robbins and his wife Laura were quietly enjoying their meal when he, for no particular reason, opened one of the complimentary fortune cookie...
I don't believe in giving animals these 'crazy' pet names, like Golfer, Goldie and Foo-foo. Animals should be called real names like Joanne, David, Steve or Angie. My dog is called Steve, and my wife has a cat called Angie.
The mood was somber at Rico's Southwestern Tavern last night as five men came together to mourn the lost youth of David Chambers, whose wife forced him to buy a minivan. "Look at that thing!" Chambers exclaimed, sorrowfully pointing to the burgund...
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