Adam Smith, dead since 1790, came back to earth recently to comment on the current crisis in financial markets. In light of the present problems in the American economy, many now question Smith's famous economic doctrine of the "invisible hand"...
Washington, D.C. - Eager to pass off the sub-prime mortgage meltdown was the White Man's Burden instead of unchecked Wall Street greed, Congressional hearings on the one trillion dollar bailout for investment bankers will feature testimony form minor...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush, his Cabinet, advisers, and leading members of Congress are to lock themselves away in the White House on a crisis management course, in order to put off deciding how to solve the looming economic disaster facing Wal...
Washington, DC - Since Friday, after Bush authorized the U.S. Treasury Dept. to print the nation's first-time ever one trillion-dollar bill to bailout Wall Street robber barons, Republicans and Democrats have been meeting behind closed doors, negotia...
New Yawk, NY-- Paris Hilton heard about the crisis on Wall Street and devised a plan to strengthen the fragile economy. The vixenish virtuoso has had a very busy year. She created and built the LHC early in the Spring. She won gold medals in every ev...
Washington, DC - In another unprecedented moment for the fiscal annals of the United States of America, today Bush authorized the U.S. Treasury department to print a one trillion dollar bill to pay for the Wall Street robber baron bailout. Meanwhile,...
Off-the-Wall-St, NY - (Ass Mess): Wall Street has reacted with a classic dead cat bounce following news of the Bush Administration-created hedge fund equivalent of a sub-prime slop bucket to absorb US banks' dodgy punts. US Treasury Secretary Hank...
In between the crumbling of Lehman Bros. and the chopping block auction of AIG, W had a dinner dance at the White House for Ghana's President with Lobster and ginger Lamb. After the feasting and waltzing, the 100 celebrity couples were entertained in...
Washington AC/DC - (Withdrawal Mess): George Bush has blamed bingeing alkies for the mess America is in.
As the fact that all credit was based on nothing, except one hundred times the actual real wealth that is deposited in the banks, it seems certain that Robert Englund will be recalled to make another Nightmare On Wall Street film, the first since 192...
Manhattan NY: A new Indian casino is moving to Wall and Broad streets in lower Manhattan. It seems fitting that a tribe of the Wappinger Confederacy Indians should return to this place. In 1626 these Indian's sold Manhattan Island to the Dutch fo...
Against the backdrop of bearish sentiment on Wall Street, Bear Stearns announced today that it would change its name to Bull Stearns, effective immediately.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush is now bombing the real terrorists of the world: the Wall Street crooks in New York City!...
Wall Street, NYC - "Our profits fell below four billion this quarter," Chevron representative Rick James pleads, "which is the first time we've had a drop in earnings in more than 5 years!" Chevron CEO David O'Reilly took...
Wall street analysts have made the decision to say "I saw that one coming!" whenever the market takes a move up or down.
New York, New York (IP) - The periodic running of the bulls is well underway on Wall Street. So far the only injuries have fallen upon the sluggish bears. Some of the bears are so chronically pessimistic that they have been compared to a stopped cl...
The New York Times defended soon-to-be-unemployeed Wall Street Journal editors from Murdoch's siege on the Journal's owners, the Martini drinking Bancrofts.
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