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Funny story: Internet Police Clamp Down on Old Git Terror Ring

Internet Police Clamp Down on Old Git Terror Ring

A Facebook group, popular with elderly people and known as 'I secretly want to entice young people into a damn good kicking by walking slowly in the street' has been exposed by the Internet Police, the shadowy figures responsible for IP addresses.

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Funny story: Big Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun

Big Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun

Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother housemate unceremoniously dumped in the BB car park after she claimed she was a gangsta, is poised to take over London's notorious East End, and its full complement of hard-nose...

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Funny story: Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Duncan Whitehead, the writer on the satirical news site TheSpoof.com, has come under fire from members of the Hull City Psychos Literary Wing, after comments he made about the Tigers on the site were deemed &...

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Funny story: Former Boxing Champion Becomes Violent

Former Boxing Champion Becomes Violent

Former world boxing champion, Scott Harrison, was today charged with the ancient crime of 'being violent.'...

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Funny story: YouTube's Girl Fight Club license approved by Nevada Boxing Commission

YouTube's Girl Fight Club license approved by Nevada Boxing Commission

Las Vegas, Nevada - Contrary to its official policy to red flag any viral video that depicts unnecessary violence, YouTube proudly announced today that the Nevada Boxing Commission finally approved its application for an online fight club.

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Funny story: Manhunt 2 - UK Release With Over 55 Rating Only

Manhunt 2 - UK Release With Over 55 Rating Only

The hugely popular Manhunt 2 game is set to be released in the U.K over the next couple of weeks after gaining a special ruling from The Video Appeals Committee (VAC)that the game will only be sold to the over 55 years or above age group.

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Funny story: Controversial New Game Wins High Court Battle For Release

Controversial New Game Wins High Court Battle For Release

A High Court battle over the ban of a controversial new video game has ended with the ruling that the game is safe to play, as long as players don't take the killing, shooting, stabbing, dismemberment and

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Funny story: Middle Eastern Quartet assembled in Baghdad

Middle Eastern Quartet assembled in Baghdad

Amidst the microcosm of sectarian violence and insurgent attacks, five Iraqis came together on an endeavor of menacingly musical temerity and agreed to start a band. They couldn't afford instruments and even more so the social embarrassment of pots and pans. Mortar attacks were too unpredictable which eliminated bass, so they decided to use their weapons. At first they were going to name thems...

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Funny story: After knives, guns, government plans new "fist amnesty"

After knives, guns, government plans new "fist amnesty"

After the success of schemes to reduce the number of violent crimes committed using knives and then guns, the government is proposing a new amnesty - this time with fists. Assault, GBH and ABH records show that there has been a year-on-year percenta...

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Funny story: Freed Gun Teacher Vows To Carry On Crusade Against Crime

Freed Gun Teacher Vows To Carry On Crusade Against Crime

A woman schoolteacher who was jailed for firing a gun at vandals in Manchester in 2004, has been freed on a 'technicality', and has vowed to continue her fight against crime and anti-social b...

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Funny story: Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police Use Excessive Violence Against Violent Football Hooligans

Police yesterday stormed the homes of violent football hooligans, trashing flimsy council front doors across the country in a bid to put Britons worst off-pitch offenders being bars...

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Funny story: Boys Will Now Be Allowed To Play Violent Games

Boys Will Now Be Allowed To Play Violent Games

For the past twenty years the 'nanny state', in the UK have undermined the traditional role of children - particularly the games boys are allowed to play. It got so bad that the games of marbles

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Funny story: It's just violence!

It's just violence!

We have very perverted ideas about what's "good" and what's "evil" in this country.

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Funny story: Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.

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Funny story: Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya

Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya

The British Board of Film Classification, which also oversees the classification of videogames, has announced that it has rejected a revised version of Manhunt 2.

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Funny story: Have-A-Go-Hero Self Defence Law To Be Extended

Have-A-Go-Hero Self Defence Law To Be Extended

Gordon Brown has announced that he plans to extend the law on self-defence, giving hordes of have-a-go-heroes even more confidence to have a go, says a report out today.

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Funny story: New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

In a joint press release earlier this week, the American Pharmaceutical Association (APhA) and the American Psychiatirc Association (APA) announced that they are joining forces to create a new group to advance the interests of psychiatrists who want...

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