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Funny story: War Hero Beaten by Teenage Gang

War Hero Beaten by Teenage Gang

A war hero was in shock last night as he was beaten by a gang of hoodie clad teenagers in the UK's final of 'Antiques Roadshow - Name your price'. The one off charity special gave the contestants the chance to guess the value of the objects on displa...

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Funny story: China judokas 'faked their rage'

China judokas 'faked their rage'

WONGDONG, China - Bone-aspartame tests on judokas in south China have shown that thousands had faked their rage, often in order to keep competing in judo events. Tests on nearly 13,000 judokas found that more than 3,000 were nicer than their appar...

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Funny story: Phil Mitchell Turns Little Ben Mitchell Into 'A Chip Off The Old Block'

Phil Mitchell Turns Little Ben Mitchell Into 'A Chip Off The Old Block'

Little Ben Mitchell, the son of Phil Mitchell the EastEnders thug, has come a long way since he arrived in Albert Square. When his mum, Kathy, died in South Africa in 2006, Ben came to Walford to live with his brother Ian Beale, and, at that time, wo...

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Funny story: Animal rights activists appalled at Nature's violence

Animal rights activists appalled at Nature's violence

LOS ANGELES - Last week, the militant animal rights organization BAMBI masterminded a spectacular "bust-out" of hundreds of zoo animals from the Yorba Loma Zoo, where they had been kept captive for many years. The bust-out reinforced the strength of...

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Funny story: Wife Beating lessons on the NHS?

Wife Beating lessons on the NHS?

Hair-trigger temper men across Britain awoke to the news that they may soon be able to hone their partner bruising skills for free, via a new Government incentive scheme. Police chiefs had recently reported the amount of officer hours wasted on do...

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Funny story: Innocent Video Game In Violent Attack Horror

Innocent Video Game In Violent Attack Horror

An innocent, defenseless video game has been viciously attacked by a gang of hideous and angry, albeit well dressed and sophisticated, middle class hate-mongering mothers in Slough, UK. The game, an incident free frolic through a platform world o...

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Funny story: New Guy Ritchie Movie Rewritten to Include More Pop Star Death Scenes

New Guy Ritchie Movie Rewritten to Include More Pop Star Death Scenes

Guy Ritchie has delayed post-production on his latest movie and ordered a series of last-minute rewrites to the as-yet-untitled period drama. Industry insiders had previously praised Ritchie for his "change of direction", when it was announced tha...

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Funny story: British Bulldogs To Be Olympic 2012 Event

British Bulldogs To Be Olympic 2012 Event

Lord Sebastian & Co., the Chair of the London Organising Committee of the London Olympic and Paralympic Games has announced in a statement the new sports that will be included in the 2012 London Games. Of primary interest to people in this cou...

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Funny story: Glasgow gets city of violence award

Glasgow gets city of violence award

Glasgow was today named a United Nations City of Violence, and the honour was bestowed on it by the UN cultural body Unazico's chairman, Henry von Kissinger. 'For too long Scotland's achievements at violence have been unjustly igonored by Unazico'...

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Funny story: Internet Police Clamp Down on Old Git Terror Ring

Internet Police Clamp Down on Old Git Terror Ring

A Facebook group, popular with elderly people and known as 'I secretly want to entice young people into a damn good kicking by walking slowly in the street' has been exposed by the Internet Police, the shadowy figures responsible for IP addresses.

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Funny story: Big Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun

Big Brother Alex To Take Over London's East End Wiv A Gun

Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother housemate unceremoniously dumped in the BB car park after she claimed she was a gangsta, is poised to take over London's notorious East End, and its full complement of hard-nose...

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Funny story: Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Duncan Whitehead, the writer on the satirical news site TheSpoof.com, has come under fire from members of the Hull City Psychos Literary Wing, after comments he made about the Tigers on the site were deemed &...

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Funny story: Former Boxing Champion Becomes Violent

Former Boxing Champion Becomes Violent

Former world boxing champion, Scott Harrison, was today charged with the ancient crime of 'being violent.'...

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Funny story: YouTube's Girl Fight Club license approved by Nevada Boxing Commission

YouTube's Girl Fight Club license approved by Nevada Boxing Commission

Las Vegas, Nevada - Contrary to its official policy to red flag any viral video that depicts unnecessary violence, YouTube proudly announced today that the Nevada Boxing Commission finally approved its application for an online fight club.

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Funny story: Manhunt 2 - UK Release With Over 55 Rating Only

Manhunt 2 - UK Release With Over 55 Rating Only

The hugely popular Manhunt 2 game is set to be released in the U.K over the next couple of weeks after gaining a special ruling from The Video Appeals Committee (VAC)that the game will only be sold to the over 55 years or above age group.

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Funny story: Controversial New Game Wins High Court Battle For Release

Controversial New Game Wins High Court Battle For Release

A High Court battle over the ban of a controversial new video game has ended with the ruling that the game is safe to play, as long as players don't take the killing, shooting, stabbing, dismemberment and

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Funny story: Middle Eastern Quartet assembled in Baghdad

Middle Eastern Quartet assembled in Baghdad

Amidst the microcosm of sectarian violence and insurgent attacks, five Iraqis came together on an endeavor of menacingly musical temerity and agreed to start a band. They couldn't afford instruments and even more so the social embarrassment of pots and pans. Mortar attacks were too unpredictable which eliminated bass, so they decided to use their weapons. At first they were going to name thems...

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