The Cycle's Electronic Entertainment Correspondent Arbuthnot Flange-Plate reports: A sudden upswing in teenage violence has led to rabid calls for the banning of violent video games. Sir Waldorf Qum-Buquet Liberal Peer for spoiling peoples' fun...
Plainsborough, New Hampshire - Psychologists are reporting the first case of post traumatic stress disorder tied to video gaming. A patient referred to as "Don" is suffering after beta testing the game Operation Liberty Strike, a first person shooter...
Local law enforcement officials acknowledged today an international manhunt was underway involving alleged wife killer Ryan Jenkins now linked to the disappearance of accused Sex Game thrill seeker Amanda Knox recently pardoned by Italy Prime Minis...
LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Lakers player Ron Artest has admitted that when he was playing for the lowly Detroit Pistons he would drink cognac during half time. When asked why he would drink cognac during half time he replied, "I be drinkin' it ta f...
Burbank,Ca.-Amos Walker was such a video game fanatic that he had all three major video game systems, but his favorite was the WEE. So enthralled was he with the system's interactive features that he pre-bought every single interactive title months b...
Beyonce, normally revealing not a lot apart from her gorgeous butt, thick thighs and hot lips has really turned it on this time with "hot and very freaky" Lady Ga Ga! The video shows them both dressed in white, tight, kinky basques, simulating mas...
The computer console game, 'Call Of Duty - Modern Warfare 2' looks all set to smash previous game sales following its release this week. In the UK, gamers started queuing up at around midnight in order to get their hands on a copy, many dressed as...
Rio de Janeiro rode a wave of International Olympic Committee sentiment last Friday to host the 2016 Summer Games in South America for the first time in a mudslide over surprising finalist Madrid. The vote was decided by a beach volleyball match b...
The computer gaming community has been shaken by the news that some of its champion gamesters are suffering from Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder. This syndrome, more commonly suffered by real soldiers having participated in real wars has now been a...
The newly released 'Wii Sex' console game has been heralded as "a major public health hazard" by the British Medical Association. The controversial game features scenarios that require the repeated, furious oscillation of the handheld controller i...
Antioch, California - The then 11-year-old-girl was kept entertained and apparently distracted for the entire 18 years of her captivity with a Nintendo Game Boy. Locked up in a shed in the backyard of her abductor's residence, Jaycee Lee Dugard, now...
The second Animal Crossing game for the Nintendo Wii will be available in late 2010, say a rep for Animal Crossing. There's been plenty of different titles but the rep insists the new game is simply called "Animal Crossing: 3.0". The new game conf...
A spokesperson for Nintendo has confirmed earlier today the Top Gear presenters have been cast as three out of a possible fifty real-life celebrity villagers in the upcoming game Animal Crossing: The Celebrity Neighbours. At the press conference, the...
Mountain View, CA - A large search engine company and a Chinese company marketing an internet based role playing game are considering doing a deal with Erin Andrews that will see her infamous peephole video being released to an wide American audienc...
Los Angeles, CA - The lost DVD that supposedly shows Erin Andrews nude through a peephole has been discovered in music pimping, Lindsey Lohan loving woman/boy Samantha Ronson's backpack. The bag was discovered at a local Los Angeles wave pool which S...
Tampa, FL - The Erin Andrews Peephole video that is rumored to have made it to the internet may in fact be more disturbing than the 'Unknown Life Form In A North Carolina Sewer'. Witnesses of the video have stated that it contains very little of the...
Steaming little shite, Barney Noble, says he won't go outside and play in the Sun with the other little brats that life in the area. The local hateful child said he prefers playing videogames on his computer and just being a right, moany little ba...
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