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Funny story: Bob Dole to Appear in New Viagra Ad Campaign

Bob Dole to Appear in New Viagra Ad Campaign

Former Senator Bob Dole is set to appear in Viagra's new television ad campaign promoting their newest product, "Two-Bagger Viagra". Company spokeswoman, Mariann Caprino, says the the new drug helps men who are no longer physically att...

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Funny story: Viagra soap perks up your shower

Viagra soap perks up your shower

London - (Ass Mess): The UK National Poisons Unit has patented a new application of the Viagra pill which has been blended with the brand-leading Hairball Essences shower gel to help users wake up in the morning.

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Funny story: Get Poked

Get Poked

Happy Birthday Viagra!...

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Funny story: Spring Break merchants make millions

Spring Break merchants make millions

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: City representatives report that this year's Spring Break was highly lucrative for roadside entrepreneurs. "Unfortunately, many of the sales were illegal," said counselwoman Goldie Saget.

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Funny story: Viagra discovered in New York State drinking water

Viagra discovered in New York State drinking water

High levels of sildenafil citrate, more commonly known by it's brand name, Viagra, have been detected in drinking water in upstate New York. The source has been traced by environmental officials to pollution of the river Niagara downstream of Buf...

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Funny story: Urologists Win Nobel Medical Prize for Work on Reverse Chubbies

Urologists Win Nobel Medical Prize for Work on Reverse Chubbies

Scientists, Urologists, and Sex Therapists from the Mayo Clinic Sexual Research Institute have recently been awarded the Nobel Prize for Medicine for their work on the reverse chubby. The opposite of the boner, officially called the de-erection (der...

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Funny story: Viagra Hunch or Brady Bunch

Viagra Hunch or Brady Bunch

Today is an exciting day in the motion picture film industry! A young storage clerk/chemist Frank Timel located a unique film episode of the Brady Bunch.

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Funny story: Viagra Pills to be Sold Individually

Viagra Pills to be Sold Individually

Ceasar's Palace Hotel and Casino has recently obtained the services of Dr. Dick Upwood, M.D.. The doctor will be located in the pool area and will sell the prescription drug Viagra to any middle aged man wandering the area, checking out the girls.

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Funny story: German pickle ointment lauded as the new Viagra

German pickle ointment lauded as the new Viagra

Baden-Baden - (Ass Mess): Scientists researching pheromones - the body's natural attractants secreted by 98% of the population - have discovered than an ancient Westphalian recipe pickle ointment made from distilled cabbage water and an indigenou...

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Funny story: Dallas Pierce is Suffering from Idiotism ... and he's not alone!

Dallas Pierce is Suffering from Idiotism ... and he's not alone!

Being passed over for a promotion the other day put me in a really bad state. It took me two Viagra and a half a can of warm Bud just to get out of bed this morning. Though I’m routinely passed over for better jobs, this one really hurt and I can tell you there’s some real soul-searching goes on when it continues to happen … even after skimming through Tony Robbins’ Unlimited Power. Now t...

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Funny story: Viagra's new marketing icon: Charles Lindbergh

Viagra's new marketing icon: Charles Lindbergh

New York. Madison Avenue is working overtime to counter the negative press recently associated with the use of Viagra, the darling drug of Pfizer. Although it is considered to be risky, Pfizer's advertising firm, Scaley LLC, has chosen a dea...

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Funny story: Viagra Mailing Lists Seized by Police

Viagra Mailing Lists Seized by Police

Lawyers are coming down hard on all those who have bought illegal versions of the impotence drug Viagra.

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Funny story: Barney to Replace Pele as Spokesman for Viagra

Barney to Replace Pele as Spokesman for Viagra

In a shock announcement today the global pharmaceutical corporation Pfizer confirmed the end of their relationship with the worlds most famous footballer Pele. They confirmed today that Pele's contract for the endorsement of their best selling imp...

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Funny story: George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech

George Bush violated by Elmo during forthcoming election speech

The world thought of Elmo as a cuddly little puppet beloved by children everywhere but that all changed today when Elmo crept up behind George W. Bush after administering enormous amouts of viagra to himself and beg...

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Funny story: Viagra not effective on women shock

Viagra not effective on women shock

Fizzer Farmer-suiticals has pulled the plug on an 8-year research programme into the effects of Viagra on women after it appears that it makes no difference to their sexual satisfaction.

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Funny story: Saddam has BIN LAID-EN

Saddam has BIN LAID-EN

Following a more thorough search of Saddam's bunker in Tikrit American soldiers came across this ''unusual'' photo underneath his pillow along-side a red rose and 2lbs of viagra.

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Funny story: Blair's Worrying Wrinkly Erections

Blair's Worrying Wrinkly Erections

Tony Blair was in jubilant mood, today, because he had solved the problem of funding pensions for the ageing population. "It's so simple" he enthused, "I'll kill the wrinkly old gits off with my new 'wonder- drug', which I've named DIE-AGRA". "Thi...

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