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Funny story: Taylor Lautner To Star With Joslyn James and Loredana Jolie In Bellanino Terrabini's "Menage a Trois Du Vampires"

Taylor Lautner To Star With Joslyn James and Loredana Jolie In Bellanino Terrabini's "Menage a Trois Du Vampires"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer Bellanino Terrabini stated that he will soon begin filming on his latest movie entitled Menage a Trois Du Vampires. The $47 million movie epic will star Taylor Lautner, Joslyn James, and Loredana Jolie. Terrabini says he...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Accepts A Cameo Role In The TV Series "The Vampire Dairies"

Queen Elizabeth Accepts A Cameo Role In The TV Series "The Vampire Dairies"

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that England's Queen Elizabeth has been bitten by the acting bug. The 84-year-old royal highness will appear in a two line cameo speaking role on the hit TV vampire series, The Vampire Dairies. The show's producer Ma...

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Funny story: Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Vienna Vagina Vampires"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Vienna Vagina Vampires"

SANTA BARBARA, California - Paul Hogan and his wife Linda Kozlowski have just announced that they will be starring in the the fifth installment of the Crocodile Dundee series. Mr. and Mrs. Hogan will soon fly to Budapest, Hungary where they will f...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus To Star in "The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires"

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus To Star in "The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires"

CLEVELAND - Gunther Krottentokker, the producer of the new motion picture from Cripple Creek Pictures The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires, has said that he has signed Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus to appear in the movie based on the...

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Funny story: Daleks v Alien v Predator v Space Vampires v Rocky?

Daleks v Alien v Predator v Space Vampires v Rocky?

Hot off the presses from Skoob News Sink: Our very own showbiz insider, Buffty Ginslinger, the man with the large G&T and the constant cigarette, today moved to the east end of London, to announce from his latest hangout on Whitechapel Road that...

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Funny story: Hundreds of Third World Vampires Anaemic: UN Report

Hundreds of Third World Vampires Anaemic: UN Report

One month away from the debut of the predicted super-hit Eclipse a UN report presents a dismal state of affairs for a significant majority of the world's vampires. Most vampires in the third world do not have access to basic necessities like fresh h...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Lautner Say They Would Agree To Mel Brooks Vampire Spoof

Pattinson, Lautner Say They Would Agree To Mel Brooks Vampire Spoof

Both stars of the Twilight movies, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner say they would be interested in having a role in a proposed Mel Brooks movie about vampires. "I don't know about any of the other actors but I love all the Mel Brooks movies",...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & the Dr Who Vampires

Robert Pattinson & the Dr Who Vampires

Robert Pattinson is looking forward to the next episode of Dr Who, which is set to feature Vampires in Venice, in the 17th century. Pattinson has been outspoken about the bad scripts in recent episodes like Winston Churchill & The Daleks, but...

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Funny story: U.S. Vampires Plan Night Walk

U.S. Vampires Plan Night Walk

Since every other group from the Tea Party to Illegal Immigrants are planning protests around the country, Vampire Brian Vosay says that his group are ready to do a protest night walk in downtown Manhattan this fall. "Everyone is talking about the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Vampire Myth

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & The Vampire Myth

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have both claimed that vampires are a myth, and they way they are portrayed in Hollywood, is laughable, however they are quite happy to appear in Vampire Movies, and earn Millions, wouldn't you given the chance.

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Open Up The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Open Up The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

HOUSTON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have said that they have finally realized one of their goals. The lovey dovey couple have just become the proud owners of their very own restaurant bar named The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill. The total...

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Funny story: Twilight Phenomenon Triggers Vampire War

Twilight Phenomenon Triggers Vampire War

The recent success of the Twilight series has set the Ivory Towers ablaze with envy and the response has been quick. Hogwart University in Bristol has declared its intent to return to the glory days of vampirism by creating a doctorate program at...

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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing National Anthem at NCAA Basketball Championship Game

Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing National Anthem at NCAA Basketball Championship Game

The Ninja Stripper Vampires, a new singing group not to be confused with the Naked Samurai Zombies, will perform the National Anthem at the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Championship Game. The group, which has rocketed to the top of the charts an...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson asks was Jesus a Vampire

Robert Pattinson asks was Jesus a Vampire

Robert Pattinson claims there is evidence that Jesus Christ, might have been a vampire,as only vampires can rise from the dead. In vampire Movies, vampires are frightened of daylight, which Robert thinks is something to do with the fact that Jesus...

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Funny story: Twilight Mania Sparks Lost Boys Revival

Twilight Mania Sparks Lost Boys Revival

The 1987 vampire movie The Lost Boys' has recently enjoyed a spectacular revival as Twilight fans spread their batwings and delve deeper into the vampire cache of years past. Undoubtedly sparked by the current mania for all things vampiric thanks...

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Funny story: The Vampire Diaries To Do Movies!

The Vampire Diaries To Do Movies!

The Vampire Diaries series on CW are very much considering doing a movie, since the TV series is so hot with teens. The first movie of a hoped-for series of movies will be "The Vampire Diaries: Mystic Falls" and will stay closer to the book serie...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez To Co-Star With Nina Dobrev on "The Vampire Dairies"

Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez To Co-Star With Nina Dobrev on "The Vampire Dairies"

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of The Vampire Dairies have announced that teen idol singers Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez will be appearing on an upcoming episode. Cyrus and Gomez will appear as Griselda and Gabriela Guggenheim, cousins of the Nina Dobr...

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