The year was 1802. And it was raining. John Louis Bray hated the rain. He had been unceremoniously dropped at the crossroads a few hundred yards back. Protesting to the driver of the carriage that it was unfair, and even offering extra funds to complete the journey, the driver had firmly told him in broken English 'no'. The coach was to go no further. For all the money in the world. A...
HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the Nickelodeon Network has just announced that they will soon begin filming on a Halloween special based on Elvira McFiddletocky's 18th century novel The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires. The specia...
The Association of Halloween Costume Providers (AHCP) have issued a statement advising anybody who is considering renting a vampire costume for the Halloween festivities to act fast, or else face huge disappointment. Ever popular, vampire costumes...
HOLLYWOOD - The Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato, both noted directors and producers, have just announced that they will soon be traveling to Sighisoara, Transylvania, to film their next motion picture entitled The Revenge of The Vajazzled...
HOLLYWOOD - Candlelight Motion Pictures in association with Miramix Pictures has just announced that they will begin filming the sequel to the Justin Bieber - Miranda Cosgrove movie, The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires entitled, The Pre-Tee...
BOMBAY, India - Three of India's leading actresses, Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta, have agreed to star in the Amanpreet Brothers production of Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta. The producers of the film Ashwani...
HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Pictures in association with The Gladiator Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on Martello Pellagrini's film The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell. The movie will star Samantha Ronso...
HOLLYWOOD - The vampire movie parody, The Vampires Suck has just opened and already it has jumped all the way up to #29 on the movie charts. It has surpassed the movie based on Paris Hilton's self written autobiography, Look At My Ass - It's Hot,...
INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Butch Patrick, who starred as little Eddie Munster in the 60s sit-com, The Munsters is walking on cloud 9. The little fella, who is now 57, met his future wife at a Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra convention held in Interco...
HOLLYWOOD - The Kiddoes Channel has just announced that they will soon begin production on their new teen movie entitled The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires. Canadian teen singing sensation Justin Bieber will appear as young Count Alfred...
LOS ANGELES - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures and G-Spot Productions has just announced that they have signed Heidi Montag and Amy Winehouse to star in The Naked Vampire Lesbians From Hell. The...
Scientists at the Manual Noriega Malaria Research Institute in Panama City, Panama spend all their time chasing information about female mosquitoes while the male mosquito is virtually ignored. The mosquito research tabulates massive data about the...
HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer Bellanino Terrabini stated that he will soon begin filming on his latest movie entitled Menage a Trois Du Vampires. The $47 million movie epic will star Taylor Lautner, Joslyn James, and Loredana Jolie. Terrabini says he...
HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that England's Queen Elizabeth has been bitten by the acting bug. The 84-year-old royal highness will appear in a two line cameo speaking role on the hit TV vampire series, The Vampire Dairies. The show's producer Ma...
SANTA BARBARA, California - Paul Hogan and his wife Linda Kozlowski have just announced that they will be starring in the the fifth installment of the Crocodile Dundee series. Mr. and Mrs. Hogan will soon fly to Budapest, Hungary where they will f...
CLEVELAND - Gunther Krottentokker, the producer of the new motion picture from Cripple Creek Pictures The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires, has said that he has signed Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus to appear in the movie based on the...
Hot off the presses from Skoob News Sink: Our very own showbiz insider, Buffty Ginslinger, the man with the large G&T and the constant cigarette, today moved to the east end of London, to announce from his latest hangout on Whitechapel Road that...
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