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Funny story: Popular Toothpaste and Vaginal Cream Companies Merge

Popular Toothpaste and Vaginal Cream Companies Merge

Another recent corporate merger has led to the creation of a new line of products for the consumer. Vagifix and Colpaste companies will now combine their product offerings into a new multi purpose cream. Based on the science of combining only nat...

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Funny story: West Coast Woman Whose Vagina Fell Out Offered Her Own Reality Show

West Coast Woman Whose Vagina Fell Out Offered Her Own Reality Show

WHIRLPOOL, Washington - Madison Hickenkiss, the 39-year-old mother of 17 biological children has made national news as being the first American born woman to have her hoo-ha fall out, literally fall out of its moorings (so to speak). Mrs. Hickenki...

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Funny story: Vaginal Yeast Credited for Saving Lost Hikers

Vaginal Yeast Credited for Saving Lost Hikers

Following more than three months of exhaustive search, South Dakota officials announced the rescue of five European and U.S. teenagers who have been lost and feared dead somewhere inside Badlands National Park. Planned as a weekend hiking adventur...

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Funny story: Panic At TheSpoof.com As Dirty Words Are Banned

Panic At TheSpoof.com As Dirty Words Are Banned

BALLS-UPON-TILLY, UK - Satirical website TheSpoof.com today announced that it no longer would accept submissions containing certain words, plunging the online satire sensation into anarchy. Managing editor Dark Lowdown identified the four main wor...

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Funny story: A vagina is a terrible thing to waste

A vagina is a terrible thing to waste

Stovington, Vermont - The Vagina Appreciation Guild In North America (VAGINA) has released a study in which they claim that America's vaginas are grossly underused. Indeed, their interviews of 1,000 vaginal life support systems (women) showed disa...

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Funny story: Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!

Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!

Dudley, UK/ Swine Flu and STI News - Following a slow breaking UK story where a man from Dudley was forced out of his habitat that he had occupied for nigh on 40 years by an odoriferous fanny of a nearby neighbor, public interest in Yeast Infections...

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Funny story: Double Fanny Flash Disaster For TV Dance Show Judges

Double Fanny Flash Disaster For TV Dance Show Judges

Embarrassment on a monumental level descended on producers and judges alike of UK TV dance contest 'Dancing On Ice In Too Much Make-Up Without Knickers' when contestant Fanny Dripping fell over at the end of her sequence and exposed what has been des...

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Funny story: Man Forced To Move House After Smell Of Neighbour's Fanny Becomes Unbearable

Man Forced To Move House After Smell Of Neighbour's Fanny Becomes Unbearable

An unemployed Dudley man has been forced to move out of his council house in the town because of the rancid smell of his next-door-neighbour's fanny, it has been reported. Reginald Dorkins had lived in the same rented accommodation for more than 4...

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Funny story: Embryo mix-up woman gives natural birth to elephant

Embryo mix-up woman gives natural birth to elephant

DENVER, CO - Ditty Lynn Bestial told the press in a conference today that she "felt ravaged". The Denverite was implanted with the wrong embryo in a fertility treatment mix-up. In a bizarre twist, she has given birth to an elephant. Ditty Lynn...

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Funny story: Husband of Woman with World's Largest Vagina 'Ready' for National Breast Appreciation Day

Husband of Woman with World's Largest Vagina 'Ready' for National Breast Appreciation Day

OSHKOSH, B'Gosh - This morning on Wake the Hell Up America, Johnson Octopops let loose about his bitter break-up with the woman with the world's largest vagina, who he said, "would only beat me off... and smelled like fish." The television "person...

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Funny story: Woman With World's Freshest Vagina Sues California Pageant Commission!

Woman With World's Freshest Vagina Sues California Pageant Commission!

SACRAMENTO, CA - Ousted national beauty queen runner-up Chrissie Blujeans, 22, blew off her Sunday School lessons about forgiveness earlier this week, and decided to legally smite Miss Californication pageant co-directors Shauna M'Ogler and Keith Le...

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Funny story: Woman with World's Largest Vagina Loses It Over Pizza Toppings

Woman with World's Largest Vagina Loses It Over Pizza Toppings

WERNERSVILLE, PA - Kate Gosselin told "Today" host Meredith Vieira Monday that she still loves her soon-to-be ex-husband Jon; apparently, her hatred for whole grain pizza with mushrooms, onions, and green peppers runs even deeper. Police arrived a...

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Funny story: Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

The editors of "fake news" website TheSpoof.com declared a "no tolerance" policy today on gimmicky news stories that use the obvious "pussy" in place of "cat". The announcement comes just hours after a new research study was published by the Spoof Te...

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Funny story: Large Penis/Vagina Stories With Lots Of F***ing Swearing Unlikely To Succeed In Rating Chart Say Spoof Administrators.

Large Penis/Vagina Stories With Lots Of F***ing Swearing Unlikely To Succeed In Rating Chart Say Spoof Administrators.

Administrators from satirical website TheSpoof.com today informed their lunatic contributors that satirical articles involving extreme bad language, with words such as 'fu*ck' and 'cu*nt' and 'her*ring' would not be tolerated much longer as such prac...

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Funny story: Doctor's Remove A Woman's Wisdom Tooth Through Her Vagina

Doctor's Remove A Woman's Wisdom Tooth Through Her Vagina

BALTIMORE - World famous surgeon Dr. Hickory Boston Kettledrum of The John Hopkins Medical Center has just performed his third operation via a woman's vaginal cavity. Dr. Kettledrum's team of amazing doctors worked for three hours to remove Lorett...

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Funny story: The Godfather Meets Vagina Monologues: Don Gordorino Browneroni and the Labour Signorinas

The Godfather Meets Vagina Monologues: Don Gordorino Browneroni and the Labour Signorinas

The Godfather met Vagina Monologues this week as the Labour Party princesses told the Don of dictatorship that he had better give them their due respect or they woulda breaks 'is kneecaps. Don Brownoni met the signoras' complaints with his usual thic...

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Funny story: Woman With World's Largest Vagina to Speak at Oscar Mayer Funeral

Woman With World's Largest Vagina to Speak at Oscar Mayer Funeral

MADISON, WI - The woman with the world's largest vagina has cancelled several performances of her wildly successful "World's Largest Vagina Monologues" to honor her dearly departed friend, Oscar G. Mayer. Mayer is perhaps known best for being able...

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