Hi there! This is more than a magazine article....rather - it is a plea from my heart...yes...I have one....I just want to beseech you to 'embrace' the new writers (as you did when I joined the site) and welcome them to this wonderful site. OK....I know many of you do that already....thanks. Sometimes - stories of vaginas put some folk off....not ME...I quickly figured out who YOU were, you...
I am so tired of reading stories about vaginas and penis(es| and am making a plea to writers to come up with some interesting takes on ear lobes. I have just read (or heard-I can't remember which) that if you have your earlobes made 'smaller' you will definitely look much younger. That would mean you may be more attractive to women (you guys) before they even catch a glimpse of your nethe...
Reuteers News Wire - Failing to pass a city wide vote and change its name to "Odiferous Valley", the modest town of Smegma Falls, Idaho, will still hold onto its title of "World's Worst Named City" as tallied by independent audit firm of Harold Bawls...
A man, yet to be identified pending notification of the family,is presumed dead, after being consumed by, a large, angry, oozing, vagina. Passers by were stunned and amazed, when they eye witnessed a man and a large vagina in an altercation over...
Fears among industry insiders that Channel 5 would be dumbed down to greater depths than ever before, following its recent purchase by media tycoon Ricardo Dismal were reinforced today by the announcement that the man with the world's largest penis a...
A renowned author was given a sound ticking off last night by Metropolitan Police officers after allegedly standing on the pavement outside a private Chelsea hospital, and shouting in a loud voice that he demanded to see for himself, Cheryl Tweedy's...
Russian stand-up comedienne, super spy, sex bomb, and holder of an allegedly ginger vagina, Anna Chapman, was today deported by US Immigration Services for spying. And having a ginger vagina. Chapman, who allegedly (no reporting restrictions he...
Washington DC - Friday - The Central Intelligence (?) Agency today announced the launch of an international manhunt, with the objective of arresting the controller of sexy Russian ginger spy Anna Chapman's vagina. It is thought that since Ms Chapm...
Abunch of dried up old prunes that were famous for 3 days back when gas was $1.15 are cane-shaking mad that the warm, hairy parts of Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, and Miranda Cosgrove are getting all the attention, while theirs have the Google Trends imp...
A 24 year old woman from East London was taken to hospital on Friday evening to have a vuvuzela removed from her vagina. The vuvuzela became stuck in her vagina after she had watched the World Cup quarter final between Ghana and Uruguay but the wo...
A teacher at a school in Bangkok has told friends about a lunchtime experience that he will never forget, after he was able to peruse the contents of a woman's knickers whilst he tucked into a Thai Green Curry. The teacher, Moys Kenwood, laughed a...
A Vagina was chased by police at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after an airport security guard spotted a gun sticking out of it's clitoris. The alarm was raised, but the vagina ran into a Knickerbox shop taking staff hostage. Armed police surrou...
We understand from a source close to amateur satire webzine The Spoof! - an internet site owned by a mysterious, Murdoch-style oligarch which relies on sweated skitting from an army of unpaid writers - that a hitherto genial and tolerant author has r...
The moist canal extending from Miley Cyrus' labia minora to her uterus nearly dried up this morning when the dancing starlet was informed that it had become a staple at The World's Largest Penis and Vagina Outlet, said Justin Bieber. "She was pre...
Following a plethora of 'vagina' related nonsense, few of which ever mention the anatomical terms, labia majora, or labia minora - to the layman, piss flaps, internet administrators have decided to ban the word 'vagina' from all websites and replace...
TheSpoof! -- In a development rarely seen on the pages of TheSpoof!, a well respected and beloved writer completely bombs his first attempt at a simple vagina story, and hasn't been heard from since. "My God," Spoof! fellow writer, funwithwords [f...
CHICAGO - Male college students from UCLA to Boston College are finding that reading Spoof vagina stories on www.thespoof.com is a good way to take a break from the everyday drudgery of having to study for exams. Herbert "Bucky" Twistlake, 21, who...
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