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Funny story: New university courses in Tehran announced

New university courses in Tehran announced

The Chancellor of Tehran University, Ayatollah Barkingmad announced today that the University is coming back into the 19th century with the offer of a trench of new courses to enlighten the ignorant. BSc in shoe throwing This three-year course guides the student as to how best get value for money from their shoe-throwing activities. There is advice on the best type of shoes suitable for thro...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com University Finally Gains Accreditation; Begins Enrolling PhD Candidates

TheSpoof.com University Finally Gains Accreditation; Begins Enrolling PhD Candidates

The Smarty Pants and Sassy Ass Virtual University, TheSpoof.com finally received its long awaited accreditation from the Giggles and Googles Association of Schools and Colleges today. University System Owner and Newly Installed Provost, Mark Lowton,...

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Funny story: Important Findings In University Study

Important Findings In University Study

A university has published it's finding's on the often quoted saying 'the grass is always greener on the other side'. The £51,000,000 study, funded by taxpayers, was commissioned by Barry Twatt of the University of Life And Cultural Science in Twi...

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Funny story: Zombie Survival Skills Needed

Zombie Survival Skills Needed

In Toledo, Ohio, November 15th, 2009, 10 university students at went missing but reappeared 36 hours later. They were not approached with open arms because of their rotting skin and dried blood around their mouths. They went missing around the H1N1...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Not A Real Doctor Shock!

Doctor Who Not A Real Doctor Shock!

The old head of Doctor Who's University has shockingly revealed that the time travelling wonder geek never finished his studies and so is not infact a qualified doctor. Barry Trent, 96, claims "that fraudster has been getting away with it for long...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown's new initiative of 'Degrees for all in the NHS'.

Gordon Brown's new initiative of 'Degrees for all in the NHS'.

Westminster, LONDON: At the Houses of Parliament, Ann Keen, the the UK Government's Health Minister has announced as part on behalf of Gordon Brown's new initiative of 'Degrees for all in the NHS', that future nurses will need to have a degree withi...

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Funny story: Degree in Shit Shoveling Introduced

Degree in Shit Shoveling Introduced

The University of Derby has announced its intention to introduce a full-time Bachelor of Arts program in the management and distribution of horse shit, available to undergraduates from 2010 onwards. In a posting on the University's website, Vice-C...

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Funny story: University Attendance To Be "Compulsory"

University Attendance To Be "Compulsory"

University places are to be made available to the entire population of the UK,according to a leading Government spokesman today. Sixty million places have been created and applications will be welcomed from tomorrow. It is expected that, in order...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight To Become A University

Isle of Wight To Become A University

The isle of Wight is to become a University. The Government has announced the plan in a bid to deal with the massive increase in applications for University places. Lord Mandy of Mandysson said "Promising a University place for all was a big mistake.

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Funny story: New Training Piece For Psychology Students

New Training Piece For Psychology Students

Students in New South Wales have been piloting a new technique for treating psychological problems after psychologists who were trying to treat a patient decided to use his reluctance and explanations as to why he refused treatment to modify treatmen...

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Funny story: Cyber-University Prepares Students for Virtual Job Market

Cyber-University Prepares Students for Virtual Job Market

Washington, DC-An innovative new online University is attracting a lot of attention, especially after guaranteeing every student a virtual employment offer upon graduation. "Our school prepares students for every career you could possibly imagi...

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Funny story: UCAS dropped in favour of new Universities Fair Admissions Policy

UCAS dropped in favour of new Universities Fair Admissions Policy

The Universities Fair Admissions Policy has been unveiled by the Government after two years of consultations. From 2011 the new policy will replace the current UCAS system. Jim Knight, Minister for Education and Skills, announced the new system t...

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Funny story: Fake University Degrees Abound On The Internet: MP's In Emergency Debate!

Fake University Degrees Abound On The Internet: MP's In Emergency Debate!

Anyone using a PC these days cannot help but notice the huge amount of spam emails offering everything from replica Rolex watches to Viagra! However, the government children's secretary Sir Ed Balls MP. M.Pharm. LL.B. BVS.c. has highlighted a worr...

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Funny story: University Cage Fight Scandal: St Cake's Use Ringer

University Cage Fight Scandal: St Cake's Use Ringer

The popular BBC 2 quiz show, University Cage Fight has been reported following an anonymous tip off. The show features lots of public school educated types locked in combat with each other. Cage fighting in schools became popular in America and Eton,...

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Funny story: That Clock Is Slow, Just Like Your Son. By: Neil Gerhard, Dean of Admissions

That Clock Is Slow, Just Like Your Son. By: Neil Gerhard, Dean of Admissions

Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Dawkins, please have a seat. How are you on this lovely day? I take it you are here to discuss the eligibility of your son, Barry, to attend this fine university? I have perused your son's transcripts, along with his essay numerous times, and...you know what I love doing? I love spinning in my chair. Yep. I love spinning in my imported Italian Leather chair and looking aro...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Accepted at University in America

Harry Potter Actress Emma Watson Accepted at University in America

Actress Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter film series, has been accepted for the fall to study at a University in the United States. The actress has also been accepted to a University in England, but says that attending bot...

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Funny story: Degree in Scousology introduced

Degree in Scousology introduced

Universities across Britain today introduced a new degree today - Scousology. New professor of Scousology at Oxford University, R A Billy, said: 'This is the way forward for education in this country, just like awarding Victoria Crosses to token n...

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