The Smarty Pants and Sassy Ass Virtual University, TheSpoof.com finally received its long awaited accreditation from the Giggles and Googles Association of Schools and Colleges today. University System Owner and Newly Installed Provost, Mark Lowton,...
A university has published it's finding's on the often quoted saying 'the grass is always greener on the other side'. The £51,000,000 study, funded by taxpayers, was commissioned by Barry Twatt of the University of Life And Cultural Science in Twi...
In Toledo, Ohio, November 15th, 2009, 10 university students at went missing but reappeared 36 hours later. They were not approached with open arms because of their rotting skin and dried blood around their mouths. They went missing around the H1N1...
The old head of Doctor Who's University has shockingly revealed that the time travelling wonder geek never finished his studies and so is not infact a qualified doctor. Barry Trent, 96, claims "that fraudster has been getting away with it for long...
Westminster, LONDON: At the Houses of Parliament, Ann Keen, the the UK Government's Health Minister has announced as part on behalf of Gordon Brown's new initiative of 'Degrees for all in the NHS', that future nurses will need to have a degree withi...
The University of Derby has announced its intention to introduce a full-time Bachelor of Arts program in the management and distribution of horse shit, available to undergraduates from 2010 onwards. In a posting on the University's website, Vice-C...
University places are to be made available to the entire population of the UK,according to a leading Government spokesman today. Sixty million places have been created and applications will be welcomed from tomorrow. It is expected that, in order...
The isle of Wight is to become a University. The Government has announced the plan in a bid to deal with the massive increase in applications for University places. Lord Mandy of Mandysson said "Promising a University place for all was a big mistake.
Students in New South Wales have been piloting a new technique for treating psychological problems after psychologists who were trying to treat a patient decided to use his reluctance and explanations as to why he refused treatment to modify treatmen...
Washington, DC-An innovative new online University is attracting a lot of attention, especially after guaranteeing every student a virtual employment offer upon graduation. "Our school prepares students for every career you could possibly imagi...
The Universities Fair Admissions Policy has been unveiled by the Government after two years of consultations. From 2011 the new policy will replace the current UCAS system. Jim Knight, Minister for Education and Skills, announced the new system t...
Anyone using a PC these days cannot help but notice the huge amount of spam emails offering everything from replica Rolex watches to Viagra! However, the government children's secretary Sir Ed Balls MP. M.Pharm. LL.B. BVS.c. has highlighted a worr...
The popular BBC 2 quiz show, University Cage Fight has been reported following an anonymous tip off. The show features lots of public school educated types locked in combat with each other. Cage fighting in schools became popular in America and Eton,...
Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Dawkins, please have a seat. How are you on this lovely day? I take it you are here to discuss the eligibility of your son, Barry, to attend this fine university? I have perused your son's transcripts, along with his essay numerous times, and...you know what I love doing? I love spinning in my chair. Yep. I love spinning in my imported Italian Leather chair and looking aro...
Actress Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter film series, has been accepted for the fall to study at a University in the United States. The actress has also been accepted to a University in England, but says that attending bot...
Universities across Britain today introduced a new degree today - Scousology. New professor of Scousology at Oxford University, R A Billy, said: 'This is the way forward for education in this country, just like awarding Victoria Crosses to token n...
Actress and musician Brittany Spears' publicists announced today that she shall matriculate to Cambridge University next fall and commence the study of astrophysics. Remarkably, at a private sitting recently, she achieved much better than average...
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