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Funny story: FBI Raids Unemployment Office! Arrests Made for Canadian Quarter, Balls of Lint.

FBI Raids Unemployment Office! Arrests Made for Canadian Quarter, Balls of Lint.

Philadelphia, PA (BNSE): Agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigations, Department of Homeland Security, and SWAT teams from around the are descended on a local unemployment office after a random security sweep uncovered "terrorist paraphernalia...

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Funny story: Labor Day Now #1 Hated Holiday in America

Labor Day Now #1 Hated Holiday in America

Labor Day is now the most hated holiday of all in America. Unemployment is at an all-time high. Salaries are the lowest they've been since the early '70's inflation-wise, and most people hate their bosses, most of who make upwards of 600% more than t...

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Funny story: Unemployment claims drop

Unemployment claims drop

Unemployment claims have dropped for the second week in a row. The Obama administration was quick to take credit for the lower unemployment claims. "The figures don't lie!" stated one unidentified official. How can the citizens of this great coun...

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Funny story: Mass grave in northern Mexico contains 500 bodies believed to be those of Americans who illegally fled south in search of jobs

Mass grave in northern Mexico contains 500 bodies believed to be those of Americans who illegally fled south in search of jobs

The Mexican authorities say they have recovered more than 500 bodies from a clandestine cemetery in the northern state of Nuevo Leon. The dead are thought to be victims of American's spiraling unemployment rate who had crossed the southern borders...

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Funny story: Blair to solve unemployment problem

Blair to solve unemployment problem

Tony Blair, former Prime Minister, has announced a plan, which he has organised in coalition with the Queen, to deal with the problem of unemployment. He is to take on many of the civil servants and industrial workers when they are made redundan...

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Funny story: "Job Cuts Will Not Lead To Higher Unemployment" - Chancellor

"Job Cuts Will Not Lead To Higher Unemployment" - Chancellor

The Government is to balance job losses from budget cuts by cutting welfare benefits, so getting people straight back to work. In an interview with Cloud 9 news, the chancellor Geogre Osborne said, "Too many people, mainly disabled, ill or just pl...

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Funny story: Korea Out Of World Cup For Second Time In Seven Days!

Korea Out Of World Cup For Second Time In Seven Days!

Getting 'knocked out of the Cup' is a sobering experience for any football team, but spare a thought for the plucky minnows of world football, Korea, who, last night, became the first country in history to be knocked out of the World Cup twice in sev...

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Funny story: Job Centre Disruption earlier Today!

Job Centre Disruption earlier Today!

Chaos erupted earlier today at the Nottingham Job Centre, reports our correspondent Inchcock Chambers. A 62 year old claimant, made redundant through no fault of his own last February, was spotted on the CCTV smiling while waiting for his interrogati...

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Funny story: Unemployment: To wear pants or not to wear pants?

Unemployment: To wear pants or not to wear pants?

This is a quandary that the Unemployed struggle with almost on a daily basis. The truth is if you have nowhere to go and no one expects anything of you, why put on pants? Why not lounge around in your underwear/pajamas all day since let's face it: no one is going to see you to judge your most deplorable state of undress. Now, there are some people who will tell you, "You should put on some pa...

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Funny story: Shocking Obama Plan To Reduce Unemployment by 20%

Shocking Obama Plan To Reduce Unemployment by 20%

WASHINGTON, DC -- Next week the Obama administration plans to vote on a radical bill aimed at reducing the unemployment statistic which is hovering around 9.8 percent. The proposal will eliminate Friday and create a 6-day a week calendar. Each da...

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Funny story: iPad Blamed for Job Loss of Keyboards, Protest Planned

iPad Blamed for Job Loss of Keyboards, Protest Planned

Three traditional computer keyboards addressed an amazed group of visitors at the Javits Convention Center in New York City yesterday. The keyboards told the crowd that, since the introduction of the Apple iPad (a tablet computer that allows commun...

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Funny story: How To Make Life Even More Miserable For The Downtrodden And Unemployed

How To Make Life Even More Miserable For The Downtrodden And Unemployed

The following procedures are already being followed by millions of your fellow human beings in minor positions of power: If you are a big employer be sure to lay off people rather than let the shareholders take a hit on their stocks. Business is always more important than people. If you are a bank or financial institution since you are not making investments in this recession cannibalize you...

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Funny story: Rising Bankruptcies and Suicides Lead to Welcome Drops in Mass Layoff and Jobless Figures

Rising Bankruptcies and Suicides Lead to Welcome Drops in Mass Layoff and Jobless Figures

First, the bad news. New economic reports issued by Automated Access to Court Electronic Records (AACER), a database of U.S. bankruptcy statistics used by attorneys and lenders, indicate that filings jumped 40 percent in May from a year ago as the sl...

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Funny story: 85,000 Jobs Hit the Streets but Employers Upbeat

85,000 Jobs Hit the Streets but Employers Upbeat

Despite the recent December job loss announcement, employers remain upbeat about the future in 2010 and their ability to recover quickly once the economy shows signs of growth. Speaking to a joint congressional sub-committee on Economic Growth, se...

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Funny story: California Leads Nation in Available Workers

California Leads Nation in Available Workers

For nearly three decades, a steady decline in available labor resources had plagued California's employers. Despite eight years of business-friendly initiatives put in place by the Bush administration, many of the state's business owners continued to...

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Funny story: Obama Reconsiders, Promises Osama bin Laden "Motor City Mayhem"

Obama Reconsiders, Promises Osama bin Laden "Motor City Mayhem"

DETROIT, Michigan - With Detroit continuing to reel from job losses in the U.S. auto industry, President Obama decided to cut his losses and announced today that he is "finally giving up on Motor City," effectively signing its death warrant and decla...

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Funny story: One Day At The Unemployment Office

One Day At The Unemployment Office

Derek in Accounts Payable was an excitable type, but only to a certain extent. When he rounded the corner to speak to Jason, his boss, colleague and friend he was more excited than normal. The fact that he kept his voice low to avoid others hearing was indicative that it was also something serious. "I've got it Jason! It just came out of the blue and punched me in the eye!" "What is i...

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