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Funny story: Deli Lama's Scratchy Pants

Deli Lama's Scratchy Pants

WICKFORD, ESSEX - The Deli Lama says underwear in Teleban makes his testicles itch and has "not improved at all" since the 1954 Games in Canada. The Teleban spiritual song leader says that since being re-born earlier this year in Tokyo "the Chines...

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Funny story: Spoof writer doesn't wear underwear on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays

Spoof writer doesn't wear underwear on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays

Spoof writer Buckwheatsbutt has admitted that he goes 'commando' on certain days of the week. The immensely popular writer of oddball nonsense and celebrity shit made the statement during his weekly newsletter, which is passed around in TheSpoof.c...

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Funny story: Lingerie Chain Signs Sarah Palin To A $50 Million Modeling Contract

Lingerie Chain Signs Sarah Palin To A $50 Million Modeling Contract

HOLLYWOOD, California - The world's largest manufacturer of women's lingerie items, has just signed Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin to an astounding 5-year, $50 million contract. Mrs. Palin will appear in television commercials with the first one to...

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Funny story: Edible organic freerange free-trade macrobiotic thongs, G-strings and breast-shaped stress relievers all the rage for Xmas

Edible organic freerange free-trade macrobiotic thongs, G-strings and breast-shaped stress relievers all the rage for Xmas

London - (Yule!-Be-Sorry Mess): High Street Xmas shopping sales are booming at last following the London launch of edible organic freerange free-trade macrobiotic nipple-tassels, thongs, G-strings and breast-shaped stress relievers. This week's l...

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Funny story: Johnathan Ross Kidnapped by Angry Grannny

Johnathan Ross Kidnapped by Angry Grannny

In an astonishing twist to the continuing Johnathan Ross / Russell Brand phone call debacle, Ross has been reportedly abducted by 76 year-old grandmother Eileen Dover of Dover, who was incensed at the treatment of her hero, Manuel at the hands of the...

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Funny story: Business Brief

Business Brief

Briefly, the brief on business is that there is not enough business worth briefing. This man -- shown wearing boxers, not briefs -- was too busy to answer any questions. However, his "busy"-ness implies that there may actually be some business, a...

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Funny story: The 2008 Canadian Lingerie Football League

The 2008 Canadian Lingerie Football League

World Wide Wonderfully Wondrous Sports Magazine recently sent one of its senior writers, Rhubarb 'Seventh-Inning Stretch' Stretchalini to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan to interview Pierre Thibodaux Lafayette, the commissioner of the brand new all-womens fo...

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Funny story: McCain Shits His Pants During Debate

McCain Shits His Pants During Debate

Washington - GOP handlers were quick to dismiss reports that Senator McCain shit his pants while debating Barrack Obama last night. Democrats say that the true impact of the global economic melt-down finally hit home to McCain last night in mid-sente...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney And David Beckham Involved In War Of Words Over 'Lucky Underpants'

Wayne Rooney And David Beckham Involved In War Of Words Over 'Lucky Underpants'

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney and LA Galaxy freekick-taker David Beckham have been involved in a training session row over a pair of underpants, according to a report on the England football team's website. The report claims that, Beckham...

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Funny story: McCain Wears Garter Belt During Debate

McCain Wears Garter Belt During Debate

Nashville. During the TV-debat McCain wore under his suit red lingerie and a red garter belt with black nylons belonging to Sarah Palin. After the TV-debat, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, chief McCain psychiatric advisor, admitted that the strange way of w...

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Funny story: Methane timebomb discovered in Michael Moore's Y-Fronts

Methane timebomb discovered in Michael Moore's Y-Fronts

Controversial film-maker and polemicist, Michael Moore, produces 60% of the world's methane, experts revealed last night. However it could mark the end of the world if he ever unleashes even a fraction of the monstrous amount of gas which scientis...

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Funny story: Will Smith injured by overly tight costume

Will Smith injured by overly tight costume

News in briefs - Will Smith, at a press conference in Australia promoting the movie Hancock, announced that when he said the line "It's a little tight", featured in TV adverts for the movie, he was actually trying to inform the director...

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Funny story: Marks and Spencer seek breast size assessor

Marks and Spencer seek breast size assessor

Responding to complaints that M&S charge higher prices for large bra sizes, the company is now seeking a breast size assessor in an attempt to harmonise sales of this vital piece of ladies' lingerie.

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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker arrested for gross negligee

Sarah Jessica Parker arrested for gross negligee

Sarah Jessica Parker, star of "Sex and the city" has been formally cautioned at the Carabinieri Canine specialist Police station in Florence after a photo shoot for her new fragrance 'Rabies' ended in chaos today.

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Funny story: Queen hosts lingerie party at Windsor castle

Queen hosts lingerie party at Windsor castle

In an effort to shed the image of stuffy aristocracy the Queen has hosted a lingerie and sex toy party in the royal apartments at Windsor castle.

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Funny story: Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

The citizens of Tokyo were trying to come to terms with the latest attack of a giant robot, which destroyed the city's underwear vending machine district.

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Funny story: WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

The makers of the Wonder Bra have announced a new line of Wonder Boxer Shorts for men. Dubbed the "Wonder Pants", the male underwear 'enhancer' works much the same, as it's fema...

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