WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden continues to put sanctions on the evil Russian empire because Putin thinks that he's Hitler's illegitimate son. Biden has already prohibited any U.S. citizen from traveling to or from Russia eithe…
KYIV, Ukraine - (Satire News) - One of the biggest heroes of the Russian-Ukrainian War has been a tiny, itty, bitty hamster named Hanky. Hanky is assigned to Ukraine's 99th KYIV Infantry Regiment, and so far he has managed to sniff out over 920 Ru…
WARSAW, Poland - (Satire News) - The Polish government says that it is finalizing plans to launch an invasion into Ukraine so that they can then attack the evil, invading Russia horde. Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki says that it is high…
BERN, Switizerland - (World Satire) - President Ignazio Cassis, has just told his fellow countrymen that in the interest of wiping out tyranny in the world, he will be sending Switzerland's lone patrol torpedo boat to the Ukraine to help in the Ukrai…
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, has just informed the Ukrainian government that his country will be sending them sixteen brand, new state-of-the-art 2022 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles. Japan's nat…
Ian Hewitt, chairman of the All England Lawn Tennis Club, is being hailed as a hero tonight after the Club’s ban on Russian players competing at Wimbledon prompted Vladimir Putin to order his military to leave Ukraine. Speaking on Russian state te…
NEW UNI, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The heavy metal band, Pussy Riot, which is the music world's top Russian female band, has made it clear time after time, that they hate Vladimir Nikata Putin, with every fiber in their cotton tampons. The three m…
After a two-month battle to invade and take over Ukraine, with 35,00 Russian soldiers dead and 12 Russian generals killed, Russia surrendered to Ukraine. But attempting to save face, Vladimir Putin announced that it was never a surrender, as it w…
LONDON - (Satire News) - England's PM Boris Johnson told Parliament that he is thrilled and honored to announce that after over a month of the 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment fighting in Ukraine against Putin's invading horde, the brave Brit tr…
Freedom. Democracy. Rights for all people, not just some. Peace. Love. And the strange fact that, if Putin wants to expand to borders of Russia, getting them back to where they were when Soviet Russia took over and consumed half of Eas…
LONDON - (Satire News) - In May, PM Johnson sent the 707th Queen's Elite Infantry Regiment to assist Ukraine in their fight against the barborous, evil, invading horde from Russia. And now the prime minister has stated that he will be sending the…
IZYUM, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The Ukrainian government has just stated that they will be presenting the nation's highest civilian medal to Kristina Pullavinka, 29, who is employed as a dog walker in the town of Izyum. Miss Pullavinka, who is as…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Parliament has voted to repaint the Tower Big Ben, in order to show their support for Ukraine. The world's most famous clock will be painted yellow and blue to show solidarity for the good, kind-hearted citizens of Ukraine…
KIRKJUBAEJARKLAUSTURX, Iceland - (Satire News) - In a move that NATO is highly praising, the tiny country of Iceland has announced that it will be sending one of its three Air Force planes to aid Ukraine in their fight against the evil, dreaded, scu…
SOUFFLE CITY, Ukraine - (Satire News) - Souffle City's TV Channel 129, is reporting that three Ukrainian female soldiers have just captured a regiment of crack Russian troops. The 82½ Moscow Infantry Regiment, which numbered 717 soldiers decided t…
LONDON - (Satire News) - NATO has praised Great Britain's leader Boris Johnson for his unwavering aid to the peace-loving people of Ukraine and for sending tons of crumpets to Ukrainian soldiers. PM Johnson has just announced that he will be sendi…
Doctors in Moscow have revealed that an aggressive colon cancer tumour living in the Kremlin has become infected with Vladimir Putin. It is unclear how the cancer caught the awful dictator, but it is believed that it had been living happily inside…
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