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Funny story: UK Reign A Bloody Crime Era Says UN Security Council

UK Reign A Bloody Crime Era Says UN Security Council

New York - An emergency session of the UN has condemned the misery of occupation inflicted on the British public by members of the House of Stalin. Security Council Resolution 9-11/666 cites Russian President Vladimir Putin's geriatric octogenaria...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Warns President Obama He Better Keep His Nose Out of The Ukraine Situation

Kim Jong Un Warns President Obama He Better Keep His Nose Out of The Ukraine Situation

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In what many foreign press correspondents are calling a very amazing statement, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has warned the United States to stay out of Russia's business with the Ukraine. Kim Jong Un speaking at his Pr...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton disses Obummer

Bill Clinton disses Obummer

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - During the previous presidential election, former president Bill Clinton suppressed his true feelings for his wife's arch rival. To project the appearance of political unity within the Demcats Party, Clinton refrained from criti...

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Funny story: Hollywood Might Assist Ukranians By Filming Tennyson Poem

Hollywood Might Assist Ukranians By Filming Tennyson Poem

KIEV-Reports indicate that Arseniy Yatsenyuk, the acting prime minister of the beleagured nation of Ukraine, and acting president Oleksandr Turchynov, have appealed to an unlikely source for help in their attempt to keep Russian military forces a...

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Funny story: Closing Ceremony in Crimea highlights Coalition failure

Closing Ceremony in Crimea highlights Coalition failure

David Cameron faced stern questioning during PMQs on Friday when asked to explain why, two years on, the Coalition government has yet to take full advantage of the London 2012 legacy. Stark comparisons have been drawn after Russia rode the wave of...

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Funny story: Obama to clarify "We don't want you meddling in our meddling, Vladimir" statement

Obama to clarify "We don't want you meddling in our meddling, Vladimir" statement

The current crisis in Ukraine is drawing a lot of interpretation, with western media leaning toward the view Putin threatens democracy in the Ukraine. Putin is in various phases of demonization from stalwarts of the free world's press at this time...

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Funny story: Ukrainians warned about another bloody Charge of the Light Brigade as Crimean War escalates

Ukrainians warned about another bloody Charge of the Light Brigade as Crimean War escalates

Sevastopol - Ukrainian armed farces under the command of Lord Cardiganovych were urged to read Alfred, Lord Tennyson's epic poem Charge of the Light Brigade and take to heart such lines as 'Into the Valley of Death rode the six hundred'. The poet...

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Funny story: President Obummer warns President Putin of "severe consequences" over Ukraine invasion

President Obummer warns President Putin of "severe consequences" over Ukraine invasion

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- President Barack Obummer is finding that his pen and his 'phone do not have the effect that he desires in matters of foreign diplomacy. In writing, Obummer has warned Russian president Vladimir Putin, known to his former KGB...

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Funny story: Russian Winter Sports in Sochi cancelled as Putin invades Crimea

Russian Winter Sports in Sochi cancelled as Putin invades Crimea

Sochi, Black Sea - You can kiss your sorry ass goodbye, winter sports athletes from 100 countries were told this weekend, as ethnic civil unrest in nearby Crimea saw the return of the Russian troops in a pisskeeping exercise masterminded by the Kremi...

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Funny story: Russia To Withdraw Troops From Crimea

Russia To Withdraw Troops From Crimea

Russia has quietly started the withdrawal of troops from Crimea, known also as the Florida of the Ukraine. Hearing that the possible threat of war and Armageddon between the US and Russia was now averted, Senator John McCain and Senator Lindsey Graha...

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Funny story: Viktor Yanukovych Says He is Still President of Ukraine, Just On Vacation

Viktor Yanukovych Says He is Still President of Ukraine, Just On Vacation

Nowhere near Kiev, Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych claims that he is still the President of the Ukraine, despite reports that he has been deposed and has fled to Russia. "I am merely using up some of the vacation days I have accrued. I found that I don...

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Funny story: Weird Al Yankovic Is NOT The Former President of Ukraine - Begs People To Leave Him Alone

Weird Al Yankovic Is NOT The Former President of Ukraine - Begs People To Leave Him Alone

American singer-songwriter, musician, parodist, record producer, satirist, music video director, film producer, actor, and author 'Weird Al' Yankovic is begging the public to stop sending him emails, tweets and facebook messages calling him a bully,...

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Funny story: Huge threat to Russian Paralympics as Yanukovych warns Ukraine could be stripped of (both!) Winter Olympics medals unless...

Huge threat to Russian Paralympics as Yanukovych warns Ukraine could be stripped of (both!) Winter Olympics medals unless...

Bloodyvostock, Russia - Tweeting from a nuclear bunker somewhere underneath an old Soviet state-run vodka factory Ukrainian escapologist Viktor Yanukovych is tearing out his hair tonight. An ongoing civil war in his hometown Crimea threatens to pu...

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Funny story: Russia Against Revolt

Russia Against Revolt

President Putnick of Russia has been outspoken about events in the Ukraine - he told our Moscow Spoof correspondent, Nicolai Kronsdat, that 'Russia cannot approve the overthrow of a Government by a mob of demonstrators.' When our man in Moscow rem...

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Funny story: Turkey Twizzler hating chef now tackles Kiev problems

Turkey Twizzler hating chef now tackles Kiev problems

Jamey Olivier, the Nemesis of bad school dinners and the infamous Turkey Twizzlers has been asked by the new Kiev government to smarten up its defining dish, Chicken Kiev. "I'm a little busy at the moment, shovelling money into the bank but I know...

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Funny story: US Grocery Stores To Boycott Chicken Kievs Until Further Notice

US Grocery Stores To Boycott Chicken Kievs Until Further Notice

US based grocery stores are taking a stand on the continued confusion emanating from Ukraine by clearing their shelves of Chicken Kievs until someone tells them "what the hell is going on". "We will not stock this product, despite its popularity...

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Funny story: Putin sends septic tanks into Kiev

Putin sends septic tanks into Kiev

Moscow, Russia - A platoon of ex-World War II Soviet armored mobile lavatories is winging its way into the Ukraine after the Kremlin received a mayday message from ousted President Viktor Yanukovych. In scenes reminiscent of August 1968 when USSR...

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