NEW YORK CITY - Recently, some have argued that Obama is completely, utterly incompetent and clueless, to include comments that infomercial pitch-men Billy Mays and "the Slap-Chop guy" would have been "a thousand times better." At the same time, fina...
WASHINGTON, DC - Capitol Hill insiders report that Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) will get a B-1B Stealth Bomber for personal use, in exchange for his vote in support of Obama's Health Bill. Senator Durbin is very excited, and was overheard saying "with...
WASHINGTON, DC - "The science behind the cataclysmic threat of CO2 has been settled. The elderly have contributed more greenhouse gases to the planet than any other group. Ordinary citizens know the dangers when old people and beans, and cabbage, and...
Today the US government relaxed it hold over the internet which slipped through their fingers and smashed into a million pieces on the floor. The accident happened as the Director for Worldland Internetery complained that his hand had cramp from k...
As a campaign to prevent the extradition of "computer geek" Gary McKinnon to the USA gathers pace, it emerges that another 1.2 million British citizens are under investigation by the American authorities. McKinnon, who suffers from Asparagus Syndr...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With an estimated 95% of Americans receiving swine flu case count updates at least once every five minutes, the US Government and news media have declared their circle of fear to be nearly complete. "Just a few more days, and we...
Reports from the Somali news agency suggest early this morning a US battleship heading towards North Korea was sensationally captured by 3 Somali Pirates in a fierce battle on a rubber dingy. The battleship which is equipped heavily with arms and...
The U.S. government is to impose a new mileage standard requirement for passenger cars and smaller utility vehicles. The new standard will come into effect on all 2011 vehicles. Passenger cars will be required to average 30.2 miles per gallon. L...
History was in the making yesterday as Barack Obama, the first black US President in history, was sworn in again, making him the second black US President in history. The Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, John Roberts, administered the oath a...
The US State Department has gone into damage control after nude shots of outgoing Secretary Of State Condoleeza Rice appeared on some Internet sites over the weekend. The pictures were taken some 16 years ago when Ms Rice, then 38, was studying Po...
The 7th anniversary of the World Trade Center Terrorist Bombing Atrocity passed-off without incident yesterday, with no major bombings or destruction of American corporate property to report. Yes, it was 7 years ago yesterday that the world wept o...
There was shock and astonishment in the New York's Wall Street financial sector yesterday, as two of its most renowned and important figures, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae took a tumble, prompting US President Georg...
Bitter Democratic Party rivals Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are to join forces and fight the Republican Party in next year's Presidential campaign as a unique double act, says a leaked memo.
Deborah Jean Palfrey, the US woman recently convicted for her role as the head of a Washington DC escort agency, and found dead last week, may have been a victim of the CIA, some of her charges have said.
California governor Sir Arnold Schwarzenegger has called on Austrian builders to postpone any more construction projects that include cellars, until a thorough search of all current properties with cellars has been c...
Someone will take over for President Bush on January 20,2009. Such inevitably leads to tell-all books by many D.C. insiders, cronies, and those close to Bushy.
Top US lawmaker Nancy Pelosi and the spiritual leader of Tibet, the Dalai Lama, are "romantically involved", and a threat to East/West relations, according to a source deep inside China.
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