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Funny story: Senator to Get Stealth Bomber for Health Vote

Senator to Get Stealth Bomber for Health Vote

WASHINGTON, DC - Capitol Hill insiders report that Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) will get a B-1B Stealth Bomber for personal use, in exchange for his vote in support of Obama's Health Bill. Senator Durbin is very excited, and was overheard saying "with...

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Funny story: EPA to Focus on Climate Destruction by Elderly

EPA to Focus on Climate Destruction by Elderly

WASHINGTON, DC - "The science behind the cataclysmic threat of CO2 has been settled. The elderly have contributed more greenhouse gases to the planet than any other group. Ordinary citizens know the dangers when old people and beans, and cabbage, and...

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Funny story: US government relaxes its grip on the Internet

US government relaxes its grip on the Internet

Today the US government relaxed it hold over the internet which slipped through their fingers and smashed into a million pieces on the floor. The accident happened as the Director for Worldland Internetery complained that his hand had cramp from k...

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Funny story: A Million Brits Face Extradition

A Million Brits Face Extradition

As a campaign to prevent the extradition of "computer geek" Gary McKinnon to the USA gathers pace, it emerges that another 1.2 million British citizens are under investigation by the American authorities. McKinnon, who suffers from Asparagus Syndr...

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Funny story: Circle of Fear Nearly Complete, Say News Media

Circle of Fear Nearly Complete, Say News Media

WASHINGTON, D.C. - With an estimated 95% of Americans receiving swine flu case count updates at least once every five minutes, the US Government and news media have declared their circle of fear to be nearly complete. "Just a few more days, and we...

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Funny story: US navy captured by Somali pirates

US navy captured by Somali pirates

Reports from the Somali news agency suggest early this morning a US battleship heading towards North Korea was sensationally captured by 3 Somali Pirates in a fierce battle on a rubber dingy. The battleship which is equipped heavily with arms and...

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Funny story: New US Car Mileage Standard

New US Car Mileage Standard

The U.S. government is to impose a new mileage standard requirement for passenger cars and smaller utility vehicles. The new standard will come into effect on all 2011 vehicles. Passenger cars will be required to average 30.2 miles per gallon. L...

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Funny story: Barack Obama, The Second Black US President In History

Barack Obama, The Second Black US President In History

History was in the making yesterday as Barack Obama, the first black US President in history, was sworn in again, making him the second black US President in history. The Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, John Roberts, administered the oath a...

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Funny story: 16yr old Condy Rice Nude Pics On Internet

16yr old Condy Rice Nude Pics On Internet

The US State Department has gone into damage control after nude shots of outgoing Secretary Of State Condoleeza Rice appeared on some Internet sites over the weekend. The pictures were taken some 16 years ago when Ms Rice, then 38, was studying Po...

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Funny story: 9/11 Anniversary Passes By Without So Much As A Terrorist Bomb

9/11 Anniversary Passes By Without So Much As A Terrorist Bomb

The 7th anniversary of the World Trade Center Terrorist Bombing Atrocity passed-off without incident yesterday, with no major bombings or destruction of American corporate property to report. Yes, it was 7 years ago yesterday that the world wept o...

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Funny story: Freddie Mac And Fannie Mae Collapse; Bush Speaks Out

Freddie Mac And Fannie Mae Collapse; Bush Speaks Out

There was shock and astonishment in the New York's Wall Street financial sector yesterday, as two of its most renowned and important figures, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae took a tumble, prompting US President Georg...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act

Bitter Democratic Party rivals Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are to join forces and fight the Republican Party in next year's Presidential campaign as a unique double act, says a leaked memo.

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Funny story: DC Madam Was Victim Of CIA

DC Madam Was Victim Of CIA

Deborah Jean Palfrey, the US woman recently convicted for her role as the head of a Washington DC escort agency, and found dead last week, may have been a victim of the CIA, some of her charges have said.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Calls On Austrian Builders To Halt Cellar Installations

Schwarzenegger Calls On Austrian Builders To Halt Cellar Installations

California governor Sir Arnold Schwarzenegger has called on Austrian builders to postpone any more construction projects that include cellars, until a thorough search of all current properties with cellars has been c...

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Funny story: World Expects Flood of Memoirs from Buddies, High-Level Officials, Cabinet Members, Military People, and Staffers After Bush Leaves Office

World Expects Flood of Memoirs from Buddies, High-Level Officials, Cabinet Members, Military People, and Staffers After Bush Leaves Office

Someone will take over for President Bush on January 20,2009. Such inevitably leads to tell-all books by many D.C. insiders, cronies, and those close to Bushy.

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi And Dalai Lama Are 'An Item', Says China

Nancy Pelosi And Dalai Lama Are 'An Item', Says China

Top US lawmaker Nancy Pelosi and the spiritual leader of Tibet, the Dalai Lama, are "romantically involved", and a threat to East/West relations, according to a source deep inside China.

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Funny story: Clinton, Obama Race, A Sham To Distract Public

Clinton, Obama Race, A Sham To Distract Public

In another bid to pull the wool over the average American's eyes, the Republican and Democratic parties have dusted off the oldest trick in the book again.

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