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Funny story: United Nations Authorize No Fly Zone

United Nations Authorize No Fly Zone

The United Nations has at last voted to authorize a No Fly Zone....over Saddam Hussain's Iraq. The U.N. Security Council finally reached agreement on the measure after 9 years of negotiations. Even Russia and China, usually the countries to use...

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Funny story: Countries Close Net On Libya

Countries Close Net On Libya

The U.K, France and Lebanon are in negotiations in an attempt to ratchet up the pressure on Colonel Gaddafi and Libya. Increasingly frustrated at the lack of U.N. agreement on meaningful sanctions against the North African country, David Cameron i...

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Funny story: Year Of 2012 To Be Postponed

Year Of 2012 To Be Postponed

The UN announced today that the year of 2012 is to be postponed. Ban Ki-moon, Secretary-General of the United Nations, spoke of the unanimous UN vote. 'The outlook for the global economy is extremely uncertain,' he explained. 'There is political i...

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Funny story: UN confirms it would be impossible to implement Libyan no fly zone

UN confirms it would be impossible to implement Libyan no fly zone

The general Secretary of the United Nations, Banksy Moon held a summit with world leaders, including Barak Obama, David Cameron, Fred Shred and a chap who was a runner-up on X-Factor, to discuss the potential for a no fly zone in Libya. However, f...

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Funny story: UN Sends Envoy To Glasgow

UN Sends Envoy To Glasgow

A summit between Rangers chief executive Martin Bain and Celtic's Peter Lawwell was held today at Hampden Par but the meeting ,chaired by the SFA, descended into chaos after Bain threw a packet of crisps at Lawwell, claiming they were "you lot's stap...

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Funny story: UN sends a suprise choice of delagate to Libya

UN sends a suprise choice of delagate to Libya

Late last night in New York the UN security council voted in favour to send a high profile delagate to Libya to stop the mass killings.The UN raised a few eyebrows when they name Kim Jong-il as their special diplomat. When asked about this surpri...

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Funny story: U.N. Imposes Sanctions on Libya

U.N. Imposes Sanctions on Libya

UNITED NATIONS -- The U.N. Security Council moved as a powerful block to try to halt Libyan leader Muammar al-Qaddafi's deadly crackdown on protesters, slapping him, his five children and 10 top associates with a harshly worded letter filled with emp...

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Funny story: Tough Sanctions Announced Against Gaddafi

Tough Sanctions Announced Against Gaddafi

U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki Moon today announced tough new sanctions against the government of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi. In a tense statement issued at U.N Headquarters in Manhattan, New York, the General Secretary stated: "The United Natio...

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Funny story: Linguist Agree that 'Gibberish' is Misunderstood

Linguist Agree that 'Gibberish' is Misunderstood

New York, NY - United Nations Gibberologist today hailed the passage of a draft resolution celebrating the global renaissance of the ancient Gibberish language, thus rendering human communication and understanding more difficult. "Historically," s...

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Funny story: Humans Banned From Doing Stuff, Lowers Crime Rate to 0%

Humans Banned From Doing Stuff, Lowers Crime Rate to 0%

NEW YORK - At the United Nation Conference on Crime, socialogists, psychologists, geographers, and all other manner of doctorate and professors decided how to lower crime. They first, came to the conclusion that crime is solely caused by humans.

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Funny story: Julian Assage Fired from Job as United Nations IT Department

Julian Assage Fired from Job as United Nations IT Department

NEW YORK - Julian Assange, founder of WikiLeaks, has been fired from his day job at the United Nations Information and Technology Department. Julian Assange's WikiLeaks had released several sensitive documents about the Iraq wars, and of special t...

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Funny story: North Korea and Iran gain seats on 'Liberty and Freedom'; the new UN organisation

North Korea and Iran gain seats on 'Liberty and Freedom'; the new UN organisation

North Korea and Iran are have gained permanent seats on the new super-agency of the UN. The agency's purpose is to promote liberty and freedom. That's the core, central beliefs of the new agency. "We believe this is a step in the right direction.

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Funny story: World Peace Now Possible If United Nations is Armed

World Peace Now Possible If United Nations is Armed

NEW YORK CITY - At the Headquarters of the United Nations (UN), all the delegates agreed on a new binding doctrine for everybody on World Peace. Hold your leader to hostage. World peace, an idea thought of during the period between the world wars...

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Funny story: UN Endorses Gruesome Cigarette Packaging

UN Endorses Gruesome Cigarette Packaging

NEW YORK - The UN today formally endorsed a plan by the US Congress to incorporate disgusting imagery on cigarette packages. The plan, which is backed by the organization, Mothers Against Damned Near Everything Society Savors (MADNESS) but vehemently...

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Funny story: X Factor Indecision - UN Called In!

X Factor Indecision - UN Called In!

UN peacekeepers are to be called in to smooth over the row brewing at the X Factor following judge Cheryl Cole's indecision at the weekend. After a nail-biting sing-off, Cheryl refused to vote against Treyc or Katie Waissel causing a storm of comp...

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Funny story: Baffled Canada Withdraws Bid For UN Chair

Baffled Canada Withdraws Bid For UN Chair

Canada's bid for a rotating seat on the United Nations Security Council has ended with a humiliating withdrawal. And in a statement to the world's media, a spokesman has revealed that the Canadian representives are baffled by the affair. "We ju...

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Funny story: EU & UN Security Council Debate Fate of Isle of Wight: New Palestinian State?

EU & UN Security Council Debate Fate of Isle of Wight: New Palestinian State?

With peace talks failing, bombs continuing to go off, the Clintons' bogged down in trying to divvy up the spoils from an outpouring of money for the Haiti boondoggle and Jimmy Carter campaigning to move up to #9 in the "Ten Worst President List", t...

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