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Funny story: UK Government to Reintroduce Window Tax

UK Government to Reintroduce Window Tax

In a leaked document, made public by one of Britain's major newspapers earlier this week, it appears that the government, far from abolishing the so-called bedroom tax, is getting ready to reintroduce the window tax, last seen in the 18th and 19th ce...

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Funny story: Mass global depression ahead of World Snooker Championships

Mass global depression ahead of World Snooker Championships

Millions of people around the world have declared themselves clinically depressed at the thought of accidentally switching the channel over to this year's World Snooker Championships. An unofficial survey of semi-official, machine-washable televis...

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Funny story: Illegal immigrants paying to get out of UK not in!

Illegal immigrants paying to get out of UK not in!

After years of attempting to smuggle themselves into Britain many illegal immigrants are now paying people smugglers to get them out of the damn place! Britain was once the 'Golden Fleece" for many illegals because they thought that gold and silve...

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Funny story: UK Says Battering Ram Not Likely In Assange Case

UK Says Battering Ram Not Likely In Assange Case

UK officials insist they are not considering a battering ram against the front door of Ecuador's embassy in London, where Julian Assange's asylum has recently been extended to the country of Ecuador itself. It's important, UK officials say, to no...

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Funny story: Scotland Wants Own Olympic Team

Scotland Wants Own Olympic Team

Scotland's outspoken and opinionated First Minister, Alex Salmond, has courted controversy by insisting Scotland will field its own Olympic team at the 2016 Rio Games. Salmond, who is convinced Scotland will have departed the UK by 2016, has insis...

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Funny story: Selected Political News for W/E 29th July 2012 - with comments

Selected Political News for W/E 29th July 2012 - with comments

Monday 22nd July 2012 Topic: "I'd form a new coalition with Ed Miliband: Nick Clegg says he's open to working with Labour" Source: The People Extract: Nick Clegg would form a coalition with Ed Miliband in the next government, he told The People. The Lib Dem leader could even stay on as Deputy PM if a general election ­replaced one governing party with another. His new boss would...

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Funny story: Conference North to be re-branded Conference UK

Conference North to be re-branded Conference UK

The sixth level of English Football, the Conference North, is to be re-branded as the Conference UK after teams from Oxford and Cambridge were added to the cannon of clubs partaking in the division. "We had a couple of teams from just north of Lon...

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Funny story: Lords Reform expose poor casting to play out Lucas epic

Lords Reform expose poor casting to play out Lucas epic

Throughout the corridors of power it is well known that the Prime Minister idolises the Star Wars antagonist Lord Vader and for some time many backbenchers have feared this obsession would play out in party politics. Fourteen months since getting...

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Funny story: Summer is here again; whiplash winds, storms and gales!

Summer is here again; whiplash winds, storms and gales!

After enduring a long, wet, windy horrible winter and spring, summer has arrived to relieve the northern half of Europe from its misery. The only problem is; there is more of the wet, windy, horrible weather hitting the shores of Britain and Northen...

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Funny story: Urgent Anglo German Leadership Meeting Ends in Calls for more Urgency

Urgent Anglo German Leadership Meeting Ends in Calls for more Urgency

Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron have clashed this afternoon in Berlin over the Euro Zone crisis. The British Prime Minister, arrived in Berlin for an urgent meeting to urge Angela Merkel to quickly sort out the Euro Zone...

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Funny story: Scotland to be kicked out of UK

Scotland to be kicked out of UK

Scotland is to be ejected from the UK. In a totally unforeseen step, David Cameron has decided that Britain might do all right without Scotland after all. "The Scots have routinely expressed contempt for the rest of the UK, especially the English...

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Funny story: Engelbert Humperdinck reveals why he did the Eurovision Song Contest

Engelbert Humperdinck reveals why he did the Eurovision Song Contest

Having been beaten by twenty-four of the twenty-six countries taking part in the 2012 Eurovision song contest Engelbert Humperdinck has revealed why he agreed to take part. The Hump, as he is affectionately known by his Spine Osteopath, managed a...

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Funny story: Mystery Of 'Sonic Boom' Explained

Mystery Of 'Sonic Boom' Explained

The mystery surrounding the infamous sonic boom heard across the south of England has finally been explained, as government officials released a statement this afternoon. Panic stricken witnesses flooded the emergency services with calls after the...

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Funny story: Selected Political News for W/E 1st April 2012 - with comments

Selected Political News for W/E 1st April 2012 - with comments

Monday 26th March: Topic: David Cameron - NHS Dementia is a national crisis like HIV and cancer, says David Cameron Source: The Telegraph The Prime Minister is likely to argue that dementia is a "scandal" being ignored, as he unveils a doubling in funding for research into the illness to £66 million by 2015. In a speech in central London, he will describe dementia as a "quiet crisis that stea...

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Funny story: Dad banned from swimming pool because his shorts were too long; he was hiding something!

Dad banned from swimming pool because his shorts were too long; he was hiding something!

A dad in Bournemouth was banned from a swimming-pool because the life-guards thought his shorts were too long and were a health hazard! The dad was furious but due to the fact that his huge shorts blew up like balloons under water and filled with wat...

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Funny story: UN declare parts of the UK no-go drug Ganglands!

UN declare parts of the UK no-go drug Ganglands!

The UN have officially declared certain areas of the UK suburbs of LA. It seems that these "no-go" areas are homing "Homies" of drug gangs and cartels similar to their parent gangs in the US and especially LA. Here are just a few of the friendly b...

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Funny story: Leaked Government Documents Reveal Secret Falkland's Plan

Leaked Government Documents Reveal Secret Falkland's Plan

The British government has drawn up secret plans to tow the Falkland Islands nearer to the British mainland. According to the leaked documents, the secret operation, named 'Disaster Waiting To Happen', will supposedly take place when the Argentin...

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