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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Lights Cause Major Frights

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Lights Cause Major Frights

Locals in Hog Jaw, Arkansas, have witnessed strange lights in the night sky this Tuesday last. Cletus Albright, forester, told us "well, I guess I shooda taken a picyture wit' ma telephone, but Mary-Lou was yakkin' to her momma, and wouldn't let m...

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Funny story: The Brazilian Airforce have been ordered to register or even attack Alien UFO's!

The Brazilian Airforce have been ordered to register or even attack Alien UFO's!

After the disappointment of the World Cup in South Africa Brazil have been desperately searching for a way to grab the world's attention and now they've found it. The Brazilian Airforce have been ordered to register, follow and in the case of Alie...

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Funny story: The Cattle Molestation Case

The Cattle Molestation Case

On a lonely Nevada highway, Mary Coontz sped along in her 1950 Rambler making her way back to Hermosa Beach, California. She had been covering a story about the strange cattle molestation case in Groom Lake, Nevada and was in a big hurry to submit he...

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Funny story: UFO Mistaken For Cloud

UFO Mistaken For Cloud

In an embarrassing statement to a parliamentary sub committee this afternoon, RAF chief Sir Rostron Riddle-Me-Ree told ministers that last week, aliens probably had been hovering over London for half an hour, in giant spacecraft shaped like a cloud,...

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Funny story: Roswell debate reignited in Australia

Roswell debate reignited in Australia

UFO study groups are today claiming there's been a second 'Roswell' type cover up after a research balloon crashed in the Australian outback today. "It's an exact copy of the Roswell scenario" said one man, "First there's an unexplained and myster...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Abducted by Pissed Off Aliens

Stephen Hawking Abducted by Pissed Off Aliens

In a dazzling stream of multi colored lights famous astrophysicist Stephen Hawking was abducted from a Star Trek convention by aliens. Costumed to honor the retired science officer of the Enterprise Spock, aka Leonard Nimoy, it was first assumed...

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Funny story: Why Aliens Almost Always Abduct Americans

Why Aliens Almost Always Abduct Americans

An inquiry was launched late last night in an Ipswich pub by three slightly tipsy blokes who just happened to be wondering why it appears to be that most Alien Abduction cases occur in the United States. A number of interesting ideas were put to t...

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Funny story: UFO'S Spotted Over Phoenix

UFO'S Spotted Over Phoenix

There has been Mass sightings across the globe of flying saucers, ET'S and glowing spheres, there has also been a sharp increase in crop circles, and with the year 2012 just around the corner people across the globe are asking for answers to this eve...

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Funny story: Flying Saucer Lands on Wimbledon Common

Flying Saucer Lands on Wimbledon Common

In the early hours of this morning April the first 2010, a silver coloured Flying Saucer, 50 feet wide, with red glowing lights all round and a strange eerie humming noise landed on Wimbledon Common. Great Uncle Bulgaria the leader of the Wombles...

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Funny story: A Day After 'Alien Abduction Day" Dems Search Frantically for Kucinich in Order to Vote for Obamacare!

A Day After 'Alien Abduction Day" Dems Search Frantically for Kucinich in Order to Vote for Obamacare!

As the historic health care vote looms on Capitol Hill this morning, a horde of secret service agents, the FBI and Air Force Security agents are combing the city in search for Dem Congressman Dennis Kucinich whose vote appears crucial for Obamacare.

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Funny story: The Men In Black what the hells going on.

The Men In Black what the hells going on.

Never mind that crazy Movie,MEN IN BLACK with Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, who are the real men in black. In the 1950s and 1960s there were thousands of reports of the mysterious men in black, visiting people who had witnessed UFO'S. People who witnessed UFO's were often visited by the men in black and told to keep quiet about their experience. The Men In black always seem to arrive in Bl...

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Funny story: Davis-Mothman Air Base jet cemetery 'conceals vast UFO retro-engineering lab'

Davis-Mothman Air Base jet cemetery 'conceals vast UFO retro-engineering lab'

Arizona - (X-Files): Officially the gigantic 'Boneyard' recycling silo is run by the USA's 309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group. But beneath the vast desert hangars lurks a massive subterranean NASA complex shielding the $100bn cutti...

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Funny story: Grey Aliens Laugh uncontrollably when they hear that people actually believe earths greatest terrorist incident was done by a caveman

Grey Aliens Laugh uncontrollably when they hear that people actually believe earths greatest terrorist incident was done by a caveman

Richard Johnson claims to have been abducted hundreds of times by aliens,little grey men around 3-4 feet tall who have large opaque creepy looking eyes. Last week Richard says that he was abducted and was being probed by the aliens when he was ask...

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Funny story: Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky satellite' deleted UFO Haiti footage says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky satellite' deleted UFO Haiti footage says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

London - (X-Files): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has evidence that Chinese military espionage is responsible for deleting footage of UFOs amassing above Port-Au-Prince shortly before last week's apocalyptic earthquake. Attorneys close to...

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Funny story: Local Man Abducted And 'Probed' By Aliens

Local Man Abducted And 'Probed' By Aliens

It's Homer Simpson's worst nightmare in the ever popular, long running TV cartoon series - being abducted and 'probed' by Alien invaders. And it became a horrific reality for local man, Martin Shuttlecock, just last night. It was a normal evening...

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Funny story: Santa Muerte mothership stalks Buckingham Palace

Santa Muerte mothership stalks Buckingham Palace

London - (X-Files): The iconic narcosaint-emblazoned UFO was seen menacing the London skyline this weekend ahead of a stupendous Sun/Venus conjunction on Monday night. Witnesses say the death-herald craft rose from the waters of the Buckingham Pal...

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Funny story: Link Between UFO Abductees and Mental Illness

Link Between UFO Abductees and Mental Illness

Stuttgart, CA - Researchers have drawn a link between UFO abductees and mental illness. Utilizing MUFON reports from as far back as 1985, researchers have found a 100 percent correlation between abductees and 'being complete nutjobs'. "Those resea...

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