In news that is likely to shock the world and destroy the sweet-young-dreams of many a schoolgirl, chunk of hunk Robert Pattinson and Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, were today secretly married. The ceremony was completed on the magical Isle of Nab...
With all the rumors suddenly surfing that there may well be still one more Twilight, a prequel, many are wondering if Kristen Stewart in her role as Isabella Swan will appear. The answer is yes, IF they do the prequel. Isabella will be back in...
A 15-year-old young lady from New York is claiming that Twilight actor Robert Pattinson bit her on the neck as she and her girlfriend attended a recent Twilight Movie promotion at Madison Square Garden. "It was after the show and we left late. Nei...
Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson has found a solution to the dilemma of satisfying the hoards of screaming women who claim to be in love with him. He is to convert to Mormonism and marry the lot of them. The Brit movie star who plays vampire Edward...
Readers, this is one story that has changed my life, my values and my ideas of reality.. On the evening of the full moon, Sunday 13th around 11.30pm I received an anonymous call, which led to a meeting in a scant, dark alley in the seedy side of West L.A. There as I waited, listening to my own heartbeat amongst the street sounds of human despair, a chill came over the alleyway, it b...
It was revealed this morning that there will be a body double for Robert Pattinson during the next Twilight movie that will be a little more adult oriented. Famed character actor, Horst Pecard, will be featured in the Pattinson role during a coupl...
Taking full advantage of their type casting Hollywood's favorite couple has signed up to do the remake of Kevin Costner's best film. 'Dances With Werewolves' has Rob playing Lieutenant John Goodbar who is turned by a vampire on a civil war battle...
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following the story of the Black Volcanic Ash Cloud from the volcano eruption in Iceland, and are particularly interested in reports that the Black Cloud could blackout Europe giving us constant Twilig...
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen out of the Twilight franchise - was said by friends today to be really ticked off about the media reporting that he has proposed to sweetheart Kristen Stewart - Bella, out of the Twilight franchise - saying that what...
The recent success of the Twilight series has set the Ivory Towers ablaze with envy and the response has been quick. Hogwart University in Bristol has declared its intent to return to the glory days of vampirism by creating a doctorate program at...
Director Bill Condom has been placed to direct the next installment of the Twilight series featuring the onscreen offscreen neck suckers Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. Twilight is officially a franchise that follows the life and times of horm...
Robert Pattinson and sweetheart Kristen Stewart today issued an impassioned appeal to their fans to stop logging on to and reading the utter shite which is published all over the net about them. Speaking for the couple, Chester, a kids' TV show pu...
A special edition of the first Twilight New Moon is scheduled to be released later in the Spring that will have practically all of the actors from the movie in great interviews. "The actors get tired of seeing all the crazy things on the web and i...
Robert Pattinson was pissed again which has been a frequent occurrence over the last year. Pattinson was seen at a bar in London and after twelve pints of Lager he was laughing so much he pissed his pants. Pattinson has never been out of the news,...
NEW YORK - Attention "Twilight" fans: Stephenie Meyer has a new book coming out according to just released news on the UBYN Station in Utah. Little, Brown Books for Young Readers is scheduled to be released on June 5th, "The Short Second Life of...
The 1987 vampire movie The Lost Boys' has recently enjoyed a spectacular revival as Twilight fans spread their batwings and delve deeper into the vampire cache of years past. Undoubtedly sparked by the current mania for all things vampiric thanks...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are being lined up to appear in a new Twilight Zone Movie,so it could be from Twilight to Twilight Zone. Like the last Twilight Zone Movie there will be several different stories but Pattinson and Stewart will be...
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