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Funny story: Tourist Board Fury as Foreigners Go to Hull

Tourist Board Fury as Foreigners Go to Hull

The national tourist office is reported to be furious after it emerged yesterday that visitors to the UK may have been subjected to Hull. Geovanni, a Brazilian, and Bernard Mendy, a Frenchman, have both been spotted on Humberside with reports even su...

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Funny story: Laughghanistan New Tourist Mecca

Laughghanistan New Tourist Mecca

CandyHar Laughghanistan - Long reviled in the press as a place to avoid travel agents say Laughghanistan is proving the preferred permanent vacation destination of choice for more than just soldiers these days.

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Funny story: Irish Government Ban Combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips

Irish Government Ban Combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips

Yesterday Irish Government Spokesperson Gerry Fiddler announced that from next month combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips to the Republic where to be banned.

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Funny story: Seasons in the Sun

Seasons in the Sun

The UK Tourism Board is to officially close down in July of this year, after many years of attempting to persuade the general public that the future of 'holidaying' was in the UK with little or no success.

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Funny story: Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

In Texas, the leading death-penalty and concealed carry state in the US, choice Huntsville vacation slots are quickly snapped up by shoppers looking for something a little different for their Cinco de Mayo celebration.

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Funny story: New Big Boat Launched

New Big Boat Launched

The largest cruise ship in the world when launched, the Royal Caribbean cruise liner "Genesis", has been so named because the owners wisely realised that to call it "Motorhead" or "Alice Cooper" would have been extremely...

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Funny story: Upskirting entrepreneur to target tourists

Upskirting entrepreneur to target tourists

Derrick Tugstaff, 43, of Spokane USA, has put a cheeky new twist on the familiar scene of photographers snapping holidaymakers and selling the pictures back to them.

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Funny story: Girl Power?

Girl Power?

Six months ago a woman had joined the ancient regiment, The Yeoman of the Guard who maintain a presence at the Tower of London, one of Britain's best-known tourist attractions. She really loves her job and likes being 'a Pion...

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Funny story: American Tourist Arrested After Crossing Language Barrier

American Tourist Arrested After Crossing Language Barrier

Londonengland, England - A vacationing Ohio doctor found himself on the wrong end of British law yesterday when coming to the aid of a woman that had fallen heavily on her backside at Kings Cross Station.

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Funny story: WIN! A Luxury Holiday for 5 - then 4 - in Sunny Portugal!

WIN! A Luxury Holiday for 5 - then 4 - in Sunny Portugal!

WIN - for you and your family - a luxury holiday in Portugal, now officially the new hot destination for tourists and property buyers. Thanks to a good day at the races, I am giving away special tickets for one lucky family to have the ride of their life in Portugal.

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Funny story: Are there bananas in Dorset?

Are there bananas in Dorset?

A new species of banana has been discovered by biologists in Dorset. The bananas have been previously ignored by people as they thought that they could not possibly grow in such northern climates.

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Funny story: New Photography Laws hit the US

New Photography Laws hit the US

(MUSICMAN PRESS) There's a new bill on the table for Mayor Michael Bloomberg. The new bill dubbed, "The Crappy Pic Bill," is designed to prevent the production any more non-professional photograph of the Statue of Liberty.

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Funny story: Metropolitan Police to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists

Metropolitan Police to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists

The Metropolitan Police are to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists. The Commissioner said "There's already a Japanese tourist taking a picture on every street in London, sometimes more than one. They're low-maintenance, polite,...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Congratulates Bush on Prevention of Tourism Act

Tony Blair Congratulates Bush on Prevention of Tourism Act

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, after a meeting at the New World Order headquarters, Prime Minister Tony Blair was seen holding President George W. Bush's hand and congratulating him for penning the Prevention of Terrorism Act.

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Funny story: Six arrested for inciting acts of tourism

Six arrested for inciting acts of tourism

London - (Ass Mess): The fiends. The utter, utter fiends.

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Funny story: Charles Simonyi; Fifth Tourist in Space, Space Gets a Starbucks

Charles Simonyi; Fifth Tourist in Space, Space Gets a Starbucks

Despite space's obvious appeal and dazzling views, it has had trouble attracting tourists. Charles Simonyi, billionaire software designer and the less famous husband of Martha Stewart, is trying to change that as he has just become the fifth spa...

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Funny story: Barbara Walters Vs. Star Jones, Backstage Brawl

Barbara Walters Vs. Star Jones, Backstage Brawl

A group of tourists from Kansas got more than they bargained for backstage at The View this week when they witnessed a physical confrontation between dueling divas Star Jones and Barbara Walters. Apparently at first Barbara and Star merely hurled ve...

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