The prime minister of Thailand, Abhisit Vejjajiva, or is it Vabisit Avejaviva, has caused Gordon Brown considerable consternation by declaring a state of emergency. What has proven to be of most embarrassment to Gordon Brown is that the Thai prime...
Two Myanmar (Burma) fishermen have survived for almost a month in shark-infested waters by floating in a large ice box after their boat sank, rescue officials said. The men, both aged in their 20s, were on a 12-meter Thai fishing boat with 18 othe...
MIDLAND, Texas - Former President George W. Bush and his wife the former First Lady Laura Bush landed at The Buddy Holly and The Crickets International Airport in Midland, Texas on Tuesday at 4:30 p.m. (Texas time). Unfortunately the Bush's lugga...
BIGCOCK, Thailand - Chicks with dicks party leader Albut Vagina won a majority of votes in a transexual leadership party on Monday and was expected to be named Thailand's next top Transexual. The cock in one of the Representatives mouth was unoffi...
BANGCOCK, Thailand - Thai Police have closed a second hotel in the capital after Transvestites stormed the hotel lobby in their underwear screaming "we don't want dicks". The country's main international hotel has been closed since early Wednesday...
Pattaya, Thailand - Following his hasty and clandestine departure from TheSpoof.com headquarters in the UK, wunderkind CEO Mark Lowton has re-surfaced in Thailand. Rumours and speculation concerning Lowton have been rampant ever since he vacat...
This morning in the White House kitchen, while having breakfast with his wife Barbara, President Bush declared war on Thailand saying that, "A curse on Tiger Woods is a curse on America, therefore we must act first before this curse becomes weapons o...
Gary Glitter, the popular English musician and paedophile, has performed a spontaneous one-night show for airline staff, police and immigration officials at Bangkok Airport on his way back to the UK. Glitter, real name Shitter, told his captors th...
Thai kick boxing champion Mi Luvyu Longtime suffered a serious injury in a bout yesterday while he was facing a challenger.
Bangkok, Thailand - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): A TV soap entitled The Air Hostess Whore has been branded corrupt and lurid after showing Bangkok-style shenanigans of the Thai Mile High Club.
British paedophiles heading to Thailand will in the future be housed in 'special holiday camps' currently being built by Thai developers.
Bang Cock, Thighland - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): King Bum-i-Boil thigh-feeling week has ended arse-over-tit with the 79 year-old supreme majesty confined to a padded cell after scans finally revealed a lifetime's inadequate blood supply to the brain...
"Bring Your Kids to Work Day" has become quite popular in several countries along the Pacific rim, according to one spokesperson for the Universal Children's Organization. "It's amazing! The kids go to work with the parents, and productivity seem...
Wesley Snipes and "Alias" actor Michael Vartan have been excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church by Supreme pontiff Pope Benedict XVI.
The lawyer of new Manchester City football club owner Thaksin Shinawatra has said that, although the ex-Thai Prime Minister has abused the Thai people's Human Rights, the degree of abuse...
Sidney, Australia - An elephant killed a 30-year-old-man in eastern Thailand today. Reportedly, he provoked the fatal incident by hitting the idle beast while it was asleep in a field. Onlookers tried to rescue the man from the enraged six-year-old c...
Ex-England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson has been confirmed as the new Manchester City manager, and is expected to be sacked within 10 months. Eriksson, 59, has agreed a three-year deal worth £9million, and has been promised £100million of laundered...
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