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Funny story: Mosquitos Come Under Fire From Children's Group

Mosquitos Come Under Fire From Children's Group

A children's group has called for the eradication of the Mosquito, saying it is grossly unfair to the young, and is indiscriminate in targeting them.

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Funny story: Britain Shamed by Sober Teenagers

Britain Shamed by Sober Teenagers

Shock waves reverberated through Britain's corridors of power when it was disclosed that a gang of sober teenagers had been found on a notorious London council estate, committing absolutely no crime whatsoever.

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Funny story: Researchers Discover Link Between Masturbation and Acne

Researchers Discover Link Between Masturbation and Acne

Researchers at Johns Hopkins University Medical School have discovered a link between frequency of masturbation and amount of acne. The study, to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine in January, brings these connections to light and p...

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Funny story: Teen Sex Linked to Color of Shirt

Teen Sex Linked to Color of Shirt

WASHINGTON - In a startling report issued today by researchers at the Center for Science in the Pubic Interest, statistics show that teenagers are 78% more likely to have sex if they wear white shirts with collars.

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Funny story: Parents Horrified as Teen Fries Family Pet after All-night Jam Session

Parents Horrified as Teen Fries Family Pet after All-night Jam Session

Tammy Jean and Booger McNulty, mother and newly-acquired stepfather of fifteen-year-old Albert Ray Bunt, Jr., sat helplessly by as young Albert Ray literally petted the family cat to death in a bizarre music-related incident this past weekend, accord...

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Funny story: Texas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise

Texas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise

A Texas woman who sold her 15 year old daughter for $3000 has decided to open a franchise. Instead of using just one fast food outlet for the business, however, she is adopting five. "In these days of multi-branding, you see lot's of KFCs with...

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Funny story: Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.

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Funny story: George Bush Prepares for Draft, Outlaws Skate Boards

George Bush Prepares for Draft, Outlaws Skate Boards

Yesterday, President George W. Bush signed the little publicized bill 072702.afrt into law which makes owning and/or using a skate board a federal offense. "Our youth have been perverted long enough" Declares Bush as he affixed his signatur...

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Funny story: Shock As Britneys Vagina Announces It's Going Solo

Shock As Britneys Vagina Announces It's Going Solo

The world of popular music was today thrown into an unprecedented state of turmoil, as the vagina of the "Teen" singing sensation Britney Spears announced plans for a solo career.

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Funny story: Hanson Look Back on a Lifetime of Fame

Hanson Look Back on a Lifetime of Fame

After the release of their debut album Middle of Nowhere in 1997 Hanson had the world in their hands. They had the almost unique ability of being liked by young teens, whilst at the same time being approved of by parents worldwide. Their unique blend...

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Funny story: Murdered With Own Saliva

Murdered With Own Saliva

A man in Columbus Ohio was stopped by two teens this morning and was beaten to death. It seems the victim was leaving a twenty four hour bubble blowing contest on the city's east side when the two youths jumped out of a stolen 1963 Ethelbaker and...

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Funny story: Teen Fad May Be Dangerous Say Experts

Teen Fad May Be Dangerous Say Experts

Teens, as every parent knows, think they're immortal - and they drink drain cleaner. Not a good combination, doctors say.

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Funny story: 17 Year-Old Wants It To Be Clear That He Isn't Gay

17 Year-Old Wants It To Be Clear That He Isn't Gay

Casey Douglas, a 17 year-old Junior at Mona Shores High Schools wants it to be perfectly clear that he is indeed not a homosexual. Douglas makes this claim after years of speculation. The speculation is due to Douglas involvement in with the dance...

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