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Funny story: The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Swift Rumors

The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Swift Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that the Tinsel Town rumor mills are working overtime in regards to Rob Pattinson, star of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. Word filtering out of the Left Coast is that RPattz was seen in the company of Taylor Swif...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says She's Never Ever Getting Back Together With Conor Kennedy

Taylor Swift Says She's Never Ever Getting Back Together With Conor Kennedy

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift's latest album titled Red has already sold 1.2 copies in just the first week alone. iRumors reported that although she is very happy she was a little disappointed at losing out the CMA Country Music Entertainer of The Year...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer Told To Lower The Mattress Merriment Decibels

Katy Perry and John Mayer Told To Lower The Mattress Merriment Decibels

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it sure does look like Katy Perry has finally and completely gotten over her divorce from Russell "Sniffles" Brand. The I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It singer has been going at it hot and heavy with none other than the walking...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says Conor Kennedy Is History

Taylor Swift Says Conor Kennedy Is History

NASHVILLE - As long as Taylor Swift keeps on getting boyfriends and breaking up with them she will never ever run out of song ideas. The latest Swift victim to be shown the relationship door by the 22-year-old country music star is Conor Kennedy,...

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Funny story: Obama will 'Trick or Treat' dressed as Romney dressed as a clown

Obama will 'Trick or Treat' dressed as Romney dressed as a clown

WASHINGTON DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama revealed his Halloween costume at a Washington DC gala today. The chief executive of the United States entered the White House Press Room dressed as Mitt Romney, dressed as a clown. His costume shocked...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift arrested for Mann Act violations concerning Conor Kennedy

Taylor Swift arrested for Mann Act violations concerning Conor Kennedy

HYANNIS PORT MA (ABSNN) - Taylor Swift, 22, was indicted this morning by a federal grand jury for violating the Mann Act, after admitting that she drove Conor Kennedy, then 17-years-old, across state lines and the two "engaged in heavy petting, but only outside my tee shirt." "The Grand Jury had two federal crimes from which to choose to indict, Ms. Taylor," said assistant US Attorney William J...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says That One Day She'll Be The First Lady

Taylor Swift Says That One Day She'll Be The First Lady

HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - Taylor Swift has said that she is in Fairytale Land with her relationship with Conor Kennedy, grandson of Senator Robert F. Kennedy. The country singer who has sold over 22 million albums, including 173,691 in Egypt r...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says She'll Be A Kennedy

Taylor Swift Says She'll Be A Kennedy

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has sold over 22 million albums and has appeared on episodes of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Two and A Half Men, and The Cupcake Wars. She has also dated the likes of well-known Hollywood personalities such as Joe Jonas...

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Funny story: Did Kate Gosselin use a wooden spoon?

Did Kate Gosselin use a wooden spoon?

WYOMISSING PA (ABSNN) - Did Kate (plus 8) Gosselin hit her children with wooden spoons? Did she twirl them around by the hair? Did she bitch-slap them in their little beds? "Yes, and more than that," says author Robert Hoffman in his just releas...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift: "Even my tits are bigger than Kate Middleton's!"

Taylor Swift: "Even my tits are bigger than Kate Middleton's!"

NASHVILLE TN (ABSNN) - Country music songbird Taylor Swift, a young woman not exactly known for having large breasts, poo-poohed "all the fuss about some fuzzy photographs of Kate Middleton sun bathing topless on a French beach." "I mean, really n...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Terrified

Kim Kardashian Terrified

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian, who has been very lucky to achieve the success that she has, recently confided to a very close friend that she is worried that her popularity is dropping. According to Inger "Smooches" Finnfelli, Kim came close to...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer Are History

Katy Perry and John Mayer Are History

LOS ANGELES - There is no male in Tinsel Town who has a worse reputation for being a Love 'em and Leave 'em jerk than John "The Player" Mayer. Mayer who is perhaps noted more for being a proponent of The Slam Bam Thank You Ma'am School of Romance...

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Funny story: Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

Katy Perry and John Mayer - So Who's Using Who?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - As the black Ferrari sped away from the exquisite Café Le French Fry into the Tinsel Town night reporters and paparazzi were left quite puzzled. The question that they were asking each other regarding John Mayer and Katy Perry was...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Dumps One Kennedy For Another

Taylor Swift Dumps One Kennedy For Another

HYANNIS PORT, Massachusetts - It appears that country artist Taylor Swift prefers to keep it in the family; the Kennedy family. The 22-year-old singer spent the Independence Day holidays at the Kennedy Hyannisport Compound in Hyannis Port with Pat...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Talks About Her Parents' Separation

Taylor Swift Talks About Her Parents' Separation

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has said that there is a personal matter going on within her family that is causing lots of sadness. The 22-year-old singer revealed to Grilletta Brewburger with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that after 24 years of wedded bliss h...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Promises No Patrick Schwarzenegger Songs

Taylor Swift Promises No Patrick Schwarzenegger Songs

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has stated that she really enjoyed visiting with the Kennedy Family at their Kennedy Hyannisport Compound. Taylor was the personal guest of Patrick Schwarzenegger, 18, the eldest son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shri...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Considering Dumping Kanye West

Kim Kardashian Considering Dumping Kanye West

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian says that she has always known that she was destined for celebrityhood. She recently revealed in an interview with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo that ever since ending her 72-day marriage to Kris "Double D...

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