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Funny story: Kat Von D To Host A New Reality Game Show Called, "Celebrity Crotch Tattoos"

Kat Von D To Host A New Reality Game Show Called, "Celebrity Crotch Tattoos"

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most tattooed women in America has just agreed to be the host of her very own reality game show. Kat Von D, the ex-future wife of "Messy" Jesse James spoke with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and told her that production on...

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Funny story: The Real Life Twilight Saga Affair Between Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Is Over

The Real Life Twilight Saga Affair Between Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Is Over

HOLLYWOOD - The movie The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 is the top movie in the nation and the two main stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are totally thrilled but behind-the-scenes it's another story altogether. According to Tahiti Z...

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Funny story: 98% Of Tattoos Using Chinese Characters Are Actually Insults

98% Of Tattoos Using Chinese Characters Are Actually Insults

A shocking new survey has revealed that 98% of fashionable Mandarin lettered tattoos are actually insults, in Mandarin, directed at the tattoo wearer. In typically xenophobic mode, former BNP member Peter Patriot (Name changed by deed poll.) was p...

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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Says She Wants To Adopt X-Factor's Little Hip Hop Rapper Astro

Naomi Campbell Says She Wants To Adopt X-Factor's Little Hip Hop Rapper Astro

NEW YORK CITY - Naomi Campbell, known as "The Undisputed Queen of Mean" stated that she would like to adopt Astro, the little, arrogant rap singer on X-Factor. Campbell, who has one of the worst attitudes of anyone in the Northern Hemisphere told...

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Funny story: Jesse James Finally Admits That He Did Cheat On Kat Von D - But Only With 19 Women!

Jesse James Finally Admits That He Did Cheat On Kat Von D - But Only With 19 Women!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - After weeks and weeks of denial, Jesse James has finally decided to tell the truth. "Messy" Jesse spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and he said that he could not keep it a secret any longer. He confessed that he...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Warns Jesse James That He Had Better Keep His Tattooed Hands Off Her New Sexy Girlfriend

Rosie O'Donnell Warns Jesse James That He Had Better Keep His Tattooed Hands Off Her New Sexy Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell just found out that Jesse James and Kat Von D are no longer together again for the third or fourth time this year. She quickly stated that "Messy" Jesse better keep his grungy tattooed hands off of her new girlfrien...

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Funny story: The Poster Adults For Tattoos Jesse James and Kat Von D's Relationship Is Once Again "Off-Again!"

The Poster Adults For Tattoos Jesse James and Kat Von D's Relationship Is Once Again "Off-Again!"

LONG BEACH - Many medical experts as well as entertainment news agency executives are seriously starting to wonder if perhaps having 30 times more tattoos than a normally tattooed person has something to do with the mental facility that deals with re...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Just Been Mandated To Do 1,000 Hours of Community Service For Making Out With Her Mom In Public

Lindsay Lohan Has Just Been Mandated To Do 1,000 Hours of Community Service For Making Out With Her Mom In Public

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles County Superior Court judge who has been handling the case of Lindsay Lohan has just issued a directive that mandates that Miss Lohan perform 1,000 hours of community service. Judge Stephanie "Smiley" Sauntner stated...

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Funny story: Surgeons battle to remove Queen's 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo

Surgeons battle to remove Queen's 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo

Scotland - Fisticuffs broke out today among the audience at Scotland's premier pageant of performing international military bands and display teams. Spectators from the Royal Army Medical Corpse (sic) at the annual Edinburgh Military Tattoo took e...

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Funny story: Jesse James Divulges That Kat Von D's Sexy Body Is As Tight As A Drum

Jesse James Divulges That Kat Von D's Sexy Body Is As Tight As A Drum

LONG BEACH - Jesse James, the former owner of West Coast Choppers, says that he has finally gotten over the fact that most people in America hate him for breaking the heart of America's sweetheart, his ex-wife Sandra Bullock. Jesse, who said that...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Addresses The Rumors About Her Brand New Tattoo

Vanessa Hudgens Addresses The Rumors About Her Brand New Tattoo

VENICE BEACH - One of the most widely known tattoo artist on the Left Coast is a tattooist known as Bong Bong. He has reportedly inked the bodies of some popular celebrities including Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Eva Longoria, and Kat Von D. He...

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Funny story: Tuba player drowns during Military Tattoo

Tuba player drowns during Military Tattoo

Tragedy struck at a Military Tattoo this weekend when James Ollerenshaw drowned while playing the tuba in front of a packed audience. "It was shocking," said Ben Dage, the first aider who was first on the scene. "Nobody knew what was going on at f...

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Funny story: Kat Von D's Show 'LA Ink' Gets Cancelled But She Gets Back Together With Jesse James

Kat Von D's Show 'LA Ink' Gets Cancelled But She Gets Back Together With Jesse James

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of America's most tattooed women has admitted that this summer has been one hell of an emotional roller coaster ride for her. Kat Von D, 29, recently spoke with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine at a local Gunfight...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Brand New Tattoo Angers Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann

Miley Cyrus' Brand New Tattoo Angers Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann

TARZANA - Miley Cyrus recently visited The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo located in Tarzana with her little sister 11-year-old Noah Lindsey Cyrus. While Noah was petting a Tennessee Fainting Goat Miley was approached by iRumors reporter Vodka Vermic...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Dumps Jesse James Due To His Shameless Frolicking With "Another Woman"

Kat Von D Dumps Jesse James Due To His Shameless Frolicking With "Another Woman"

LOS ANGELES - It appears that tattoos somehow may be directly related to cheating, infidelity, alley-catting, and your basic unfaithfulness 101. The ink-blotched fairy tale romance between the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James, aka "Messy" Je...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Gets Fat to Hide Jesse James Tattooed Face

Kat Von D Gets Fat to Hide Jesse James Tattooed Face

Supporting the urban truth that accepting a tattoo of your lover signals the end of a relationship, Jesse James has split from L.A. Ink Star Kat Von D following her recent acceptance of a full facial tattoo of James on her belly. Von D has reportedl...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse diaries found

Amy Winehouse diaries found

Several diaries allegedly written by Amy Winehouse have been found amongst her belongings. Apparently they containing some surprising entries. One recent entry tells of how she loved reading the Spoofs written about her and she was planning t...

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