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Funny story: More Shocking Videos Released of Kids Singing Praises of Obama & Taliban in Wake of Nobel Peace Prize Award!

More Shocking Videos Released of Kids Singing Praises of Obama & Taliban in Wake of Nobel Peace Prize Award!

Kabul/Afghanistan/ Aljazeera In Your Face Again - Moments after the international announcement of the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama, the Taliban called an international news conference to highlight new disturbing videos of...

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Funny story: Taliban Faces Cut-Backs

Taliban Faces Cut-Backs

Afghanistan - The world-wide recession is starting to be felt as far afield as the secret lairs and training grounds of Al Qaeda. In a recent press release Osama Bin Laden appeared visibly tired and announced that due to cost constraints terrorist at...

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Funny story: Taliban Releases Video of More US Kids Singing Praises of Obama!

Taliban Releases Video of More US Kids Singing Praises of Obama!

Kabul, Afghanistan/ al Jazeera Entertainment Section - Following closely on the heels of shocking footage of New Jersey elementary school kids lined up in close order chanting catchy jingles for Barack Hussein Obama, the Taliban today released even m...

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Funny story: Taliban Groupie Gets Her Naked Ass Whipped Again

Taliban Groupie Gets Her Naked Ass Whipped Again

Assera Abida, an Iraqi woman who has a kink for having her naked ass beaten by rods, went through another wonderful episode again Monday, according to a village leader who, from risk of losing his tongue, wanted to remain anonymous. According to t...

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Funny story: Taliban Trial

Taliban Trial

A Shia Court in Afghanistan announced it's ruling, today, in the case of the wife of the Taliban leader Mr Ali Hada Weenie. Records showed that shortly after his wedding Mr Ali Hada Weenie had imposed a sentence of death, by stoning, on his wife...

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Funny story: ''Taliban might not be kidding'' claim MoD

''Taliban might not be kidding'' claim MoD

Whitehall: Ministry of Defence officials have announced today that they are now seriously considering the fact that the Taliban militia of Afghanistan may be considered a minor threat to British troops. Once considered a close friend, ally, and ma...

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Funny story: Fumes Apparatus Reveal Taliban

Fumes Apparatus Reveal Taliban

Scientists have made a breakthrough in electronic odour perception...in an attempt to produce an electronic drug sniffer, they discovered that whereas synthetic chemical odours were difficult to detect, human body odours, particularly flatulence, reg...

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Funny story: Taliban Leader Not Dead

Taliban Leader Not Dead

Baitullah Mehsud, the Taliban leader, reported to have been killed by a US missile, is not dead. Mehsud is indeed well and alive and in Paris. Assistants at the Thierry Muggins haute couture maison in the French capital confirmed to our report...

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Funny story: Taliban Kicks Off Early Voting in Afghanistan With a Bang

Taliban Kicks Off Early Voting in Afghanistan With a Bang

KABUL, Afghanistan - At least eight rockets pummeled Kabul, the Afghan capital, shortly before dawn on Tuesday, as the Taliban kicked off early voting, said Afghan officials. No one was injured by these tactical ballots cast for The Insurgent Part...

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Funny story: Taliban leader back from Gap Year in Surrey

Taliban leader back from Gap Year in Surrey

Umer Khalid feared Taliban leader and famed warrior of Pakistan's North West Frontier suddenly reappeared some ten months after the Pakistani Army confirmed that they'd captured and killed to him death! Mr.Khalid explained to our reporter that he'...

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Funny story: Beards Banned In Boston and Baby-Faces Banned By Taliban.

Beards Banned In Boston and Baby-Faces Banned By Taliban.

At one time in Boston back in the day when Puritan ethics had not yet totally evaporated from the social consciousness, it was considered immoral to have a beard or any facial hair (one wonders how such Biblical heroes such as Moses, Jeremiah or even...

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Funny story: Pakistan implement "Maggot Army Warfare Tactics" in Taliban warzones!

Pakistan implement "Maggot Army Warfare Tactics" in Taliban warzones!

Taliban strongholds are now being systematically destroyed by the Pakistan army, airforce and a crack regiment of "SS Maggot Special Combat Troops." Pakistan has attempted to bomb the shit out of the bastards, but ultimately, achieved sweet fuck a...

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Funny story: Talibans Reach Out to California's Gays

Talibans Reach Out to California's Gays

Taliban's have reached out to the desperate US gay Community in California for a compromise deal to return themselves to power in Afghanistan. The compromise would see the gays fighting for the Taliban's to be granted a presidential pardon, whil...

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Funny story: Moderate Taliban Invade Pakistan

Moderate Taliban Invade Pakistan

Islamabad,Pakistan - Moderate Taliban forces continued their unopposed invasion of northern Pakistan in search of travel and shopping bargains. Armed with credit cards, AK-47 assault rifles and grenade launchers, they've been scooping up treasures le...

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Funny story: Feminist in Afganistan infect the Taliban with swine flu

Feminist in Afganistan infect the Taliban with swine flu

Afganistan - An Afghan feminist has reportedly infected herself with the swine flu in Mexico and carried it back into the ranks of the Taliban. The woman whose name is yet known is in a Kabul hospital. One report tells that there may be as many as...

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Funny story: Taliban trap Pakistan with 72 virgin promise

Taliban trap Pakistan with 72 virgin promise

Guys, I am dead serious about the above statement. Make no mistake in judging it. It's just a matter of time and the form in which Taliban will appear in Islamabad. Going by the history of Pakistan- from the concept of creation to the surrender in hand of Taliban, it was just a matter of time. When and How? Consider few facts: 1. Pakistan was created by people who thought of Islam in their mind...

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Funny story: The Taliban offering Susan Boyle as payment

The Taliban offering Susan Boyle as payment

France - Susan Boyle, escaped mental hospital lunatic recently joined the Taliban and is now being offered as payment to their fighters. In Afghanistan she went through hymen repair surgery to make her more acceptable during payment. Hymen repair...

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