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Funny story: Shaun Ryder 'loses it totally' when music criticized-Sent to Priory Clinic to join Subo Fanatics

Shaun Ryder 'loses it totally' when music criticized-Sent to Priory Clinic to join Subo Fanatics

Shaun Ryder, musician and sometimes columist, completely lost his cool in front of an audience recently. He was fielding questions from the audience when a young woman had the audacity to critize his latest lyrics. Shaun had to be, quite literall...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle kindnapped by HAMAS

Susan Boyle kindnapped by HAMAS

"HAMAS activists, especially those in the Izz al-Din al-Qassam Brigades, have conducted many attacks-including large-scale suicide bombings-against Israeli civilian and military targets. In the early 1990s, they also targeted suspected Palestinia...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle speaks to one of our top writers regarding her appearance on The View

Susan Boyle speaks to one of our top writers regarding her appearance on The View

Following her recent appearance on the t.v. show 'The View' Susan Boyle granted an interview with one of our top writers (TW) TW: Susan, if I may be so familiar, how did you feel when you stopped part way through your live singing, seemingly having a throat problem? Subo: Och! It wasna such a grrreat deal. Ah think those t.v. folk are a wee bit too uptight. Ah felt grrrrat masel' ye ken...

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Funny story: Subo fanatics upset at recent changes in 'pat downs' at airports

Subo fanatics upset at recent changes in 'pat downs' at airports

Subo fanatics are up in arms at the latest security measures being put into practice at airports, mainly the more 'intimate' pat downs. They are all frequent flyers, following their idol, Susan Boyle, around the world. They are to be seen EVERYWH...

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Funny story: Subo Fanatics take over The Priory Clinic in London, England

Subo Fanatics take over The Priory Clinic in London, England

Staff and 'residents' at The Priory Clinic were taken by surprise and caught off guard when more than three dozen Susan Boyle fanatics and five 'flat Susans' (full-sized cardboard pictures of Subo) were admitted to the clinic three days ago. It wa...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics sue Santa Claus!

SuBo fanatics sue Santa Claus!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they are suing Santa Claus for wearing red. "Only we are allowed to wear anything red. This Claus man has no right to wear red without our express written permission. People...

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Funny story: Subo fanatics go to great lengths - even getting plastic surgery to look more like their idol

Subo fanatics go to great lengths - even getting plastic surgery to look more like their idol

I have a lot to thank Subo and her fanatics for. I have just looked back over òld stories....to find that the Subo stories received the most ratings of any others I have written. Thank you Susan - thank you all you red scarved fanatics. I couldn't have done it without you. I hear the true fanatics are all still going at it too. Many have actually had plastic surgery to make them look mo...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics sue common cold virus!

SuBo fanatics sue common cold virus!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they are suing the common cold virus. The suit, filed with the Loonyville Supreme Court, accuses the virus of causing "deliberate embarrassment to 'Lady' Susan by invading h...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle talent unlimited

Susan Boyle talent unlimited

Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, is set to make a movie, or a musical or a stage show based on her life if reports are to believed. Ironic that Susan, whose rapid rise to fame and stardom, may repeat the hugely successful movie Billy Ellio...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Bails Out on O Holy Night Performance on The View

Susan Boyle Bails Out on O Holy Night Performance on The View

Susan Boyle had a performance scheduled on, The View, this morning. She was to sing the Christmas classic, O Holy Night when out of the blue her spectacular voice failed her. Not only did her voice fail her once but it did it twice. The second time B...

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Funny story: Newby, Isle of Wight, plans biggest and best Santa Parade in the history of the town. It WILL include a Susan Boyle float.

Newby, Isle of Wight, plans biggest and best Santa Parade in the history of the town. It WILL include a Susan Boyle float.

Newby residents are filled with excitement about the annual Santa Claus Parade, which is to take place on December 15th. The organizers of the parade say that it will, indeed, be the BEST Santa Claus Parade in the history of the village. They d...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle 'sexed up' in new Album

Susan Boyle 'sexed up' in new Album

Susan Boyle's follow up Album to her runaway debut success, 'I dreamed a dream' was released in Los Angles last night to huge controversy. With millions of sales behind her, expectation was high, but she has dumbfounded critics with the release o...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Introduced to America: America Says "Aaaaah! What The F--k Is THAT?!"

Susan Boyle Introduced to America: America Says "Aaaaah! What The F--k Is THAT?!"

It must have been a glitch in the control room. Its visage was slammed onto screens nationwide, right after Bruno Mars' performance on the Today Show today. "Coming up next week, singing sensation Susan Boyle," said Matt Lauer. Just then, so...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle some questions from an Australian visitor to Scotland

Susan Boyle some questions from an Australian visitor to Scotland

A news item on UK TV in the past half hour about the success of Susan Boyle has perplexed Australian fans visiting the UK. They wonder why Susan is interviewed half hiding behind her front door? They point out that Susan has done what only the Beatles have succeeding in doing before her. She is topping the album charts in the UK and the USA. This is only her second album and the second time...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle: as successful as the Beatles?

Susan Boyle: as successful as the Beatles?

Susan Boyle, the Scottish singer, has now topped the album charts, simultaneously, in the UK and the USA. To be precise, Susan has done this, not once but twice in the space of a year: first with the "I Dreamed a Dream" album and now with her follow up album, "The Gift." Does that make Susan as successful as the Beatles, as some are claiming in the media? Not really, there is no comparison...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Relieved About Old Nude High School Pics

Susan Boyle Relieved About Old Nude High School Pics

A friend of Susan Boyle who may not be a friend for long, says that SuBo was greatly relieved lately to find out that some old nude pics were apparently gone forever and that she did not have to sweat that out again. "She kept thinking about this...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics open old folk's home!

SuBo fanatics open old folk's home!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today opened their first old folk's home. The Red Scarf Home for the Terminally Deluded opened its doors for the first fee-paying fanatics wanting round-the-clock delusion. "Well, we were basica...

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