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Funny story: Burris Shows Up For Senate Duty Despite Warnings

Burris Shows Up For Senate Duty Despite Warnings

Beleaguered Senator wanna-be Roland Burris showed up for duty today despite being warned that he would not be seated. Burris was appointed to the Junior Senator position vacated by President-elect Barack Obama by Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, wh...

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Funny story: Bush, House and Senate Republicans Having Yard Sale

Bush, House and Senate Republicans Having Yard Sale

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hoping to partially offset record budget deficits, President Bush has called for a yard sale of unprecedented proportion. Republican members of the House and Senate will join the Bush administration in collecting various items and...

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Funny story: Defiant Illinois Governor Sells Obama's Senate Seat for $10 million

Defiant Illinois Governor Sells Obama's Senate Seat for $10 million

CHICAGO (FMLiveWire) - A defiant Governor Rod Blagojevich on Tuesday sold Barack Obama's Senate seat for $10 million. He said the sale has no connection to the charges filed against him during his arrest in December. "I need that $10 million bu...

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Funny story: Jesse Ventura Organizing Franken vs. Coleman "Senatorial Smackdown"

Jesse Ventura Organizing Franken vs. Coleman "Senatorial Smackdown"

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For nearly two months now, Al Franken and Norm Coleman have been locked in a virtual dead heat for a Minnesota Senate position. A long, drawn out recount has failed to settle the political stalemate in favor of either candidate, th...

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Funny story: Octopus Man Tries to Buy Obama Senate Seat with a Squid

Octopus Man Tries to Buy Obama Senate Seat with a Squid

NAGASAKI - The Octopus man was questioned by TheSpoof.com regarding an apparent case of Squid pro quo. The man attempted to trade a squid pickled in aspartame for Barack Obama's Senate seat. He made the mistake of offering the squid to Hillary Clin...

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Funny story: Caroline Kennedy Named to Senate

Caroline Kennedy Named to Senate

Caroline Kennedy will join her uncle Ted in the US Senate in 2009. New York Governor David Paterson announced his choice to replace outgoing Senator Hillary Clinton on Sunday. "Many people have raised concerns about her lack of experience in elect...

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Funny story: Caroline Kennedy Seeks Senate Seat

Caroline Kennedy Seeks Senate Seat

New Yawk, NY-- Caroline Kennedy, daughter of JFK, demanded the New Yawk Senate seat being vacated by the departing Hillary Clinton. "Give it to me. I want it. Now." said the unlikable offspring on ABC's Good Mourning, America. Caroline spoke w...

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Funny story: Obama Economic Plan: Auction Congressional Seats On eBay?

Obama Economic Plan: Auction Congressional Seats On eBay?

(Chicago-Illinois) In the shadow of current Illinois Governor (and soon to be sharing living space with a 300 pound White Aryan Nation member named Pile Driver) Blagojevich's FBI investigation, the Obama Economic Team is alleged to have proposed a pl...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical

Sarah Palin to Star as Roxie in New Chicago Musical

Windy City, Illinois - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's star-power has landed her the leading role in a new production of the hit musical Chicago. The most Googled person in the universe is to star in a remake of the gangster musical that will be lo...

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Funny story: Blagojevich Denies Naming Self to Senate Seat

Blagojevich Denies Naming Self to Senate Seat

Embattled Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich denied allegations that he was going to name himself to the senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama. "I have never considered myself for the position of Senator." Governor Blagojevich told m...

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Funny story: Obama vows to 'make work' for McCain, possibly as Senatorial shoe-shine boy

Obama vows to 'make work' for McCain, possibly as Senatorial shoe-shine boy

US President-elect Barack Obama and his former rival US President-non-elect John McCain have vowed to work hard in a "new bipartisan era of redecorating" to restore trust in government by skillful use of smoke, mirrors and strategically placed ferns.

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Funny story: Senate Vote on Withdrawing Soldiers from Mesopotamia Nears

Senate Vote on Withdrawing Soldiers from Mesopotamia Nears

Dateline Rome, 15 Octavio, 112 BC: Senators from all parts of the empire have been convened in a special session of the Roman Legislature by Senator Obamicus.

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Funny story: US Senate Grapples with Bill to Count each Black Vote as Eight

US Senate Grapples with Bill to Count each Black Vote as Eight

In an effort to avoid disenfranchising African-Americans, the U.S. Senate is advancing a bill that would count each vote by black Americans as eight votes.

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Funny story: 'Toe-Tapping Larry' Seeks Dance Partner

'Toe-Tapping Larry' Seeks Dance Partner

(Washington) Idaho Potato Larry Craig is offering college seniors a rare summer-job opportunity: the chance to fetch coffee and tidy toilets in his Capitol Hill office while he fights to withdraw his Minnesota guilty plea.

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Funny story: Rupublicans and Gays commiting genocide on the public

Rupublicans and Gays commiting genocide on the public

The U.S. Senate intelligently voted Wednesday against moving on a proposed constitutional amendment that would define marriage as a union between one man and one woman.

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Funny story: Oops. The U.S.Senate And Hillary Do It Again

Oops. The U.S.Senate And Hillary Do It Again

Forget Britney Spears and her missing panties. Without the use of whiskey, Kool-Aid, mind enhancing mushrooms, steroids, drugs, coffee, tea or milk, the United States Senate voted to pass the Joe Lieberman resolution on Iran's Republican Guard, a...

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Funny story: Sen. Brownback: Eh, America Is Not That Great

Sen. Brownback: Eh, America Is Not That Great

WASHINGTON, DC -- Republican Senator and 2008 presidential candidate Sam Brownback sent shock waves throughout the nation with comments in a recent interview on CNN describing his, at best, lukewarm affection for the United States.

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