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Funny story: Science - Man Proved Right?

Science - Man Proved Right?

A recent scientific study carried out whilst driving to work, statistically proved that while driving, candidate A made the correct decision 100% of the time, whilst candidate B was more likely to be incorrect 100% of the time regardless of the opini...

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Funny story: Swift Scientists at Daily Male Declare Genes Not Beer Belies Big Bellies

Swift Scientists at Daily Male Declare Genes Not Beer Belies Big Bellies

Rocket Scientists at the Daily Male have stumbled upon a discovery that has ale addicts bellying up to the bar. As the name implies everyone has believed for centuries that beer imbibing brings big belly protuberances. Now after exhaustive studies at...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Infinite Funding

Scientists Discover Infinite Funding

Mexico City, Mexico - A team of physicists from Michigan Technological University (MTU) in Houghton and the National University of Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico have discovered that big drops of rain fall more slowly on average than small drops. Thes...

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Funny story: Special rich strain of avian flue identified

Special rich strain of avian flue identified

Scientists working on new strains of the avian flu have separated a strain that appears to be selective towards rich folk. It is called CUL8ER, and appears to incubate in the wallet. One of the genetic constituents is a silk worm, which is cert...

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Funny story: Incorrect naming of Calorie means our food intake is over 950 times worse than thought

Incorrect naming of Calorie means our food intake is over 950 times worse than thought

Nutritionists were demanding answers today following the admission by scientists that the Calorie was incorrectly named and that each Calorie we ingest is actually worth 1000 Calories! If this is proved to be true, then a pint of lager may in fact...

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Funny story: U.S. Chemical Industry Falls Down, Goes Boom

U.S. Chemical Industry Falls Down, Goes Boom

In a stunning reversal of fortune, the once highly esteemed U.S. chemical industry has completely collapsed into, as insiders call it, a slag heap. Industry analysts, however, are more blunt, calling current chemistry "hulking, stinking, steaming do...

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Funny story: Scientists determine length of journey to "hell in a handcart"

Scientists determine length of journey to "hell in a handcart"

Scientists with nothing better to do have been sponsored by the Daily Mail to calculate the amount of time it will take for the entire country to go to "hell in a handcart". And there is mixed news. Firstly, the scientists had to solve the problem...

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Funny story: Now end of our world is 'nigh'

Now end of our world is 'nigh'

Scientists have claimed the end of the world is now nigh. The University of The Sunshine State department of water polo and environmental studies has forecast a soon end to all life on Earth. "Our nighness index is now showing a record seasonal...

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Funny story: Scientists Identify New Disability

Scientists Identify New Disability

Scientists and Medical Doctors have identified a new disability that was formerly considered another form of laziness. This is good news for an estimated 250,000 people in the world that suffer from this syndrome. "Microwave Programmers Disabilit...

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Funny story: Blonde Scientist Finds Human Babies Incredibly Dumb

Blonde Scientist Finds Human Babies Incredibly Dumb

Philadelphia PA-- It turns out babies are incredibly stupid! That is the opinion of Dr. Barbi Doll of the University of Pencilvania. Dr. Doll just completed a 20-year study of babies from every income and ethnic group. She concluded human babies a...

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Funny story: Astonishing wireless electricity unveiled

Astonishing wireless electricity unveiled

Scientists have developed the technology to connect electrical appliances to a mains supply without using cables and wires and an incredible spin off will be a 65% reduction in electricity usage that could help save the earth from global warming.

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Funny story: Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies

Scientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies

GIZA, Egypt - Dr. Gaspar T. Ameri, secret CIA agent, canceled his keynote address on Secrets of the Ancients to meet secretly with TheSpoof.com. Dr. Ameri explained that they have been, for the last 5 years resurrecting mummies, using a newly discov...

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Funny story: Scientists Disprove Popular Myths

Scientists Disprove Popular Myths

Is having a hat on conserving body heat? Most hat wearing people surveyed said yes. But the scientists who studied the matter insist that the release of methane from the anus is a much more predominant loss of heat. forget the stocking cap and the fedora and cut out the frijoles or stick in some anal beads. Sugar sure got to be the reason for the riled up child...No, declare scientists who h...

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Funny story: Scientist Believe They Can Predict Future Comedians

Scientist Believe They Can Predict Future Comedians

Scientists have revealed that surnames are the biggest influence, in a person becoming a comedian. Conducting 2 hours of research on wikipdeia, the Sun newspaper and watching the comedy awards. The believe your surname can pre-determine if you are f...

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Funny story: Scientists to stop recruiting Nerds

Scientists to stop recruiting Nerds

Scientists are to cease the age-old policy of only recruiting from the ranks of nerds, losers, geeks and wimps. Instead, they will now seek future scientific geniuses from groups comprised of stoned teenagers, beauty queens, muscle men and surfers...

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Funny story: Water Found on Mars

Water Found on Mars

Scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory confirmed today that water has been found on Mars. Using highly sophisticated telescopes and other instruments in earth orbit, they determined that the Martian surface contains at least three molecules o...

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Funny story: Scientists claim "break-through of the century"

Scientists claim "break-through of the century"

Amidst staggering scenes in London last night, several leading scientists claimed a break-through in science that they believe "will be sure to astound the shit out of people!" They claim that they are in possession of irrefutable evidence that po...

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