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Funny story: Satan holds press conference - says, "Hell will freeze over."

Satan holds press conference - says, "Hell will freeze over."

Satan held a press conference today to tell the world he has had it with everyone talking about this or that would happen when Hell freezes over. "You people are asking for more than you bargained for, soon we will see if it all comes true." S...

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Funny story: Jesus "disappointed" that The Devil has more Facebook friends

Jesus "disappointed" that The Devil has more Facebook friends

Jesus Christ announced today through a Facebook status that he is "disappointed" that The Devil has more online friends than him. He later commented on his own status and declared that he was "starting to regret suffering on the cross for everyon...

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Funny story: Hell Freezes Over Satan Blames Al Gore

Hell Freezes Over Satan Blames Al Gore

Hell- Record low temperatures resulted in major ice storms in Hell today. Satan reported Al Gores attempts to stop global warming as the cause." When Al sold me his soul for his riches I didn't know the bastard was going to actually stop warming" Sat...

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Funny story: Satan's Fools (Part 1.)

Satan's Fools (Part 1.)

We have all been fooled by Satan, the wolf in sheep's clothing. While we were waiting for the Antichrist to arrive and bring the 'mark of the beast' to brand us with, Satan has been destroying GOD's creation all along. He's been using mankind as a puppet, he's been pulling our strings all the while by making us chase after the pleasurable things in life. He's made us worship the almighty do...

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Funny story: Has Satan Changed The Game Plan In The Last Quarter

Has Satan Changed The Game Plan In The Last Quarter

It's quite possible that Satan knows what's written in the Book Of Revelation by Saint John The Divine. If he does, wouldn't the master of disguises, the grand jester, the trickster of salvation - change the game plan just before the final game (Armageddon), in order to make sure that he has the court advantage? The Book Of Revelation was written around the year 90 AD., that was one thousand,...

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Funny story: Mix-up in Hell Has Satan Sending More than One Anti-Christ to Rule Earth

Mix-up in Hell Has Satan Sending More than One Anti-Christ to Rule Earth

Satan is said to be madder than hell at his minions this week after he learned that more than one, and possibly as many as eight Anti-Christs have been unleashed upon the Earth during the past century. Harry Scarem, a demonologist from California...

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Funny story: Gatso Nuns Nab Demon Cyclist

Gatso Nuns Nab Demon Cyclist

The nuns of a convent in Hemel Hempstead have taken the law into their own hands to catch a dangerous bike rider that they claim is possessed by the Devil. They used a Mini-Gatso radar gun to record the speed of the maniac cyclist and then reported...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Disappoints Devil-Worshipper

Miley Cyrus Disappoints Devil-Worshipper

Increasingly-controversial hot property and former squeaky-clean tween-idol Miley Cyrus has raised lots of eyebrows and opened plenty of mouths lately, - and now she has plumbed new depths with the hot water she has just got into, writes Roger Bacon,...

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Funny story: Satan's Face Seen in Eyjafjallajökull Ash Cloud

Satan's Face Seen in Eyjafjallajökull Ash Cloud

Pentecoastal preacher Morris Cerillo, leader of the radical right wing evangelist cult, the Christian Fist of Humility, saw the face of Satan in the ash cloud hanging over the Eyjafjallajökull volcano last week. "I've come face to face with Satan...

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Funny story: Satan Enters Heaven Following Pact With Nick Clegg

Satan Enters Heaven Following Pact With Nick Clegg

Satan has become the new Prime Minister of Heaven, after forming a coalition with Nick Clegg's Liberal Democrats. God has resigned as Prime Minister and an election for leader of the forces of good will follow in July. Satan was delighted to becom...

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Funny story: Obama the Antichrist? The Devil's in the detail

Obama the Antichrist? The Devil's in the detail

Christian fanatics have recently posted an Urgent warning online regarding a report linking Barack Obama to the number 666. All readers know where this is going! "Hurry to get details of how to get your copy (purchase your copy) online before the threats to take it offline are put into action", is the plea from the writers of this new 200 page report. $$$$$$$$$ Who do YOU think is more '...

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Funny story: Beelzebub soars in the Polls

Beelzebub soars in the Polls

Beelzebub has made a strong surge in the polls following the live debates by the main parties. Beelzebub promises war, famine and poverty but Labour have accused him of hijacking their policies. Gordon Brown said: "It's typical of Beelzebub t...

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Funny story: God appears over the Manchester sky disguised as a "Red-Headed Demon" out of the BLUE!

God appears over the Manchester sky disguised as a "Red-Headed Demon" out of the BLUE!

After 93 minutes of boredom, ineptitude and misery, God, watching from his lofty heights in his VIP, SKY box, decided enough is enough! A miracle over the sunny Manchester skies happened yesterday as a fiery bolt from heaven struck and gave everyb...

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Funny story: The Devil Went Down To Georgia!

The Devil Went Down To Georgia!

You can see our full colour photo spread in next month's magazine showing Satan's fun packed holiday in full colour. "I've been going abroad for my vacations recently, mainly in the Middle East but there's no place like home" beamed the behoofed K...

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Funny story: Vatican exorcist names Papal housekeeper Ingrid Stampa

Vatican exorcist names Papal housekeeper Ingrid Stampa

Vatican - (Bell, Book 'N' Candelabra Mess): Top Spanish Inquisition waterboarder Father Gabriele Amorth has named Papal housekeeper Sister Ingrid 'La' Stampa as the satanic menace in the Vatican. The church's chief exorcist said today he had a hun...

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Funny story: Satan Resigns as the Evil One

Satan Resigns as the Evil One

Hell - The world was shocked today when Satan, Lord of Hell and Master of the Dark Forces of the Universe hung up his pitchfork and horns and resigned, ending thousands of years of quality evil. "I've had it," the Lord of Darkness told Spoof repor...

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Funny story: Satan To Retire - Dick Cheney To Take Over As Supreme Evil Of The Underworld

Satan To Retire - Dick Cheney To Take Over As Supreme Evil Of The Underworld

In a surprise move, Sunday, Satan, the Prince of Darkness, announced his retirement citing that after thousands of years of initiating pestilence, wars, catastrophes and general mayhem, he was ready for a break. "The job wears you down." the G...

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