Playboy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has married 'Billionaire beauty' Hassanal Bolkiah who is commonly known as the Sultan of Brunei.
Paris, France - (Bare Ass Mess): Italian topless model Carla Brunei has dumped her French president lover Nicholas Sarkozy and shacked up with a "loaded Russian oligarch" in an Ile St Louis apartment according to reports from Paris today.
Paris, France - (Formidable Mess): In what has been described as a naked Dejeneur sur l'Herbe moment French President Knickerless Sar-Cosy features in a cameo role on his new wife Carla Brunei's self-promotional internet sex video.
In a stunning change in Foreign Policy, President Nicolas Sarkozy has announced how he plans to seduce Hillary Clinton should she become the first female president of the US.
PARIS (FMLiveWire) - French President Nicholas Sarkozy has urged striking French public sector workers to passively accept the theft of their pension rights in order to make his rich cronies "even richer."...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - As Washington rolled out the red carpet for French President Nicolas Sarkozy, Zionists everywhere laughed their asses off at the meeting of their two puppets Bush and Sarko.
WASHINGTON, DC - French President Nicolas Sarkozy has touched down on U.S. soil, as he seeks to strengthen ties between the U.S. and France.
PARIS (FMLiveWire) -- French President Nicolas Sarkozy has confirmed that he is an active intelligence agent for Israel's Mossad in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.
French d*ckhead, Nickerless Sarcastic has become the latest victim to contract Brown Nose disease. Sufferers have a tremendous urge to shove their noses up the, quite considerable, ass of George W Bush
Today the Chuckle Brothers notched up two decades of 'children's entertainment' despite having outstayed their welcome by 19 years and 364 days.
In a shock move today, Ahmadinejad, the president of Iran, labelled the French leader Sarkozy a 'git.'...
France, Paris (The Lies) - The French magazine "Paris Match" has been accused of "touching up" Sarkozy, wiping away love handles, warts, pimples and pure ugliness.
The brief footage of French President's recent visit to USA fully captured my imagination: King George I, Queen Barbara, Prince George W. Bush , Laura Lane Welch, Princess of Midland and, of course, shorter than Napoleon, Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa, Empereur des Français.
US-Franco relations improved as two Presidents cosied up together by a lake at the foot of Brokeback Mountain in America.
PARIS - Judges filed preliminary charges Friday against former Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin for his suspected role in smearing shit on Nicolas Sarkozy before he became France's president, an attorney said.
PARIS (Loo Monde) - Nicolas and Cécilia Sarkozy remain tight-lipped about the terms of an agreement with Libyan Colonel Muammar Gaddafi that led to the release of six Bulgarian medical personnel from Libya's death row earlier this week.
John Kerry spoke out on Iraq today, calling for a "French Toast strategic endeavor." Kerry's announcement was in response to the Bush Waffle strategy...
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