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Funny story: President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

Playboy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has married 'Billionaire beauty' Hassanal Bolkiah who is commonly known as the Sultan of Brunei.

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Funny story: Brunei dumps Sarkozy

Brunei dumps Sarkozy

Paris, France - (Bare Ass Mess): Italian topless model Carla Brunei has dumped her French president lover Nicholas Sarkozy and shacked up with a "loaded Russian oligarch" in an Ile St Louis apartment according to reports from Paris today.

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Funny story: French President Lunches Out On Naked Carla Brunei Internet Sex Video

French President Lunches Out On Naked Carla Brunei Internet Sex Video

Paris, France - (Formidable Mess): In what has been described as a naked Dejeneur sur l'Herbe moment French President Knickerless Sar-Cosy features in a cameo role on his new wife Carla Brunei's self-promotional internet sex video.

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Funny story: French president unveils plan to seduce Hillary Clinton if she becomes president

French president unveils plan to seduce Hillary Clinton if she becomes president

In a stunning change in Foreign Policy, President Nicolas Sarkozy has announced how he plans to seduce Hillary Clinton should she become the first female president of the US.

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Funny story: Sarkozy Urges French Strikers to Accept Theft of Pension Rights By the Rich

Sarkozy Urges French Strikers to Accept Theft of Pension Rights By the Rich

PARIS (FMLiveWire) - French President Nicholas Sarkozy has urged striking French public sector workers to passively accept the theft of their pension rights in order to make his rich cronies "even richer."...

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Funny story: Bush, Sarkozy Meeting Causes Zionists to Laugh Their Asses Off

Bush, Sarkozy Meeting Causes Zionists to Laugh Their Asses Off

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - As Washington rolled out the red carpet for French President Nicolas Sarkozy, Zionists everywhere laughed their asses off at the meeting of their two puppets Bush and Sarko.

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Funny story: Sarkozy Visits US, 'Freedom Fries' To Be Temporarily Renamed

Sarkozy Visits US, 'Freedom Fries' To Be Temporarily Renamed

WASHINGTON, DC - French President Nicolas Sarkozy has touched down on U.S. soil, as he seeks to strengthen ties between the U.S. and France.

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Funny story: France's Sarkozy An Israeli Mossad Agent

France's Sarkozy An Israeli Mossad Agent

PARIS (FMLiveWire) -- French President Nicolas Sarkozy has confirmed that he is an active intelligence agent for Israel's Mossad in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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Funny story: French PM Nickerless Sarcastic contracts Brown Nose disease

French PM Nickerless Sarcastic contracts Brown Nose disease

French d*ckhead, Nickerless Sarcastic has become the latest victim to contract Brown Nose disease. Sufferers have a tremendous urge to shove their noses up the, quite considerable, ass of George W Bush

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Funny story: World Leaders Send Messages of Support to Britain as Chuckle Brothers Celebrate 20 Years on BBC

World Leaders Send Messages of Support to Britain as Chuckle Brothers Celebrate 20 Years on BBC

Today the Chuckle Brothers notched up two decades of 'children's entertainment' despite having outstayed their welcome by 19 years and 364 days.

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Funny story: Ahmadinejad Calls Sarkozy 'A Git.'

Ahmadinejad Calls Sarkozy 'A Git.'

In a shock move today, Ahmadinejad, the president of Iran, labelled the French leader Sarkozy a 'git.'...

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Funny story: Sarkozy "touched up"

Sarkozy "touched up"

France, Paris (The Lies) - The French magazine "Paris Match" has been accused of "touching up" Sarkozy, wiping away love handles, warts, pimples and pure ugliness.

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Funny story: Hand that Flattens Own Agitator

Hand that Flattens Own Agitator

The brief footage of French President's recent visit to USA fully captured my imagination: King George I, Queen Barbara, Prince George W. Bush , Laura Lane Welch, Princess of Midland and, of course, shorter than Napoleon, Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa, Empereur des Français.

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Funny story: Bush gets Sar-cosy with French President

Bush gets Sar-cosy with French President

US-Franco relations improved as two Presidents cosied up together by a lake at the foot of Brokeback Mountain in America.

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Funny story: Ex-French PM charged in shit smearing campaign

Ex-French PM charged in shit smearing campaign

PARIS - Judges filed preliminary charges Friday against former Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin for his suspected role in smearing shit on Nicolas Sarkozy before he became France's president, an attorney said.

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Funny story: President and Mrs. Sarkozy refuse to discuss terms of 'Indecent Proposal' made with Libyan Leader

President and Mrs. Sarkozy refuse to discuss terms of 'Indecent Proposal' made with Libyan Leader

PARIS (Loo Monde) - Nicolas and Cécilia Sarkozy remain tight-lipped about the terms of an agreement with Libyan Colonel Muammar Gaddafi that led to the release of six Bulgarian medical personnel from Libya's death row earlier this week.

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Funny story: John Kerry Wants French Toast

John Kerry Wants French Toast

John Kerry spoke out on Iraq today, calling for a "French Toast strategic endeavor." Kerry's announcement was in response to the Bush Waffle strategy...

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