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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Received An Email With Suspicious White Powder

Sarah Palin Says She Received An Email With Suspicious White Powder

WASILLA, Alaska - Since her political career has pretty much evaporated just like an Arizona summer shower, perhaps old "Snowflake" Palin should consider going into standup comedy or better yet secretarial work. The woman who never met a geographi...

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Funny story: Satirical News Outlets Band Together to Offer "We Will Not Make Fun of You" Guarantee Credits

Satirical News Outlets Band Together to Offer "We Will Not Make Fun of You" Guarantee Credits

NEW YORK - Many satirical news outlets profit when public figures make social faux pas and as a way to say thank you for all the great free material and fodder throughout the years will now sell credits to people in the spotlight. "It's a win/ wi...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is thrilled that she has just been given a job at FOX News. She told GOPicky Magazine that she feels that she like the FOX Netowrk slogan is fair and balanced. She smiled and said "Well ya know maybe at times I ai...

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Funny story: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Joins Sarah Palin At FOX News Setting The Stage For A Palin-Hasselbeck Presidential Ticket In 2016

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Joins Sarah Palin At FOX News Setting The Stage For A Palin-Hasselbeck Presidential Ticket In 2016

LOS ANGELES - Two longtime View hosts, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are leaving the daytime talk show. Behar plans to open up a clothes-optional comedy club in the Bronx and Hasselbeck has been signed to appear on FOX News to basically give...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Explains Her Living In The White House Is Like Living In A Prison Comment

Michelle Obama Explains Her Living In The White House Is Like Living In A Prison Comment

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama says that she cannot believe how one little comment can get taken out of context and spread throughout the airwaves like a Turkish tsunami. The nation's first lady spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar...

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Funny story: President Obama Places The Blame For The NSA - Edward Snowden Scandal On Sarah Palin's Lap

President Obama Places The Blame For The NSA - Edward Snowden Scandal On Sarah Palin's Lap

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama attended a Meet & Greet Luncheon that was sponsored by the prestigious Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency formerly The Amalgamated Agency of Data Gathering. The president was the keynote speaker and he address...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Flip Flops Once Again and Now Says He's Glad He Lost The 2012 Presidential Election

Mitt Romney Flip Flops Once Again and Now Says He's Glad He Lost The 2012 Presidential Election

BOISE, Idaho - Mitt Romney was up in Idaho visiting a potato seed packing plant when he was approached by Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine. Petaluma asked the 66-year-old Massachusetts native how he feels now that he has had tim...

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Funny story: Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has just showed the world that she knows as much about volcanoes as she does about geography. The failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, who also quit as governor of Alaska in the middle of her term, recently st...

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Funny story: An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films. Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...

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Funny story: No BS: Sarah Palin Announces She'll Rejoin FOX News

No BS: Sarah Palin Announces She'll Rejoin FOX News

On FOX and Fiends Sarah Palin announced that she will rejoin the network most evenings on a show she's calling Sarah Palin Disseminates the Lamestream Media. Explained Palin: "I will provide a prospectus that you don't ordinarily get from the l...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies That She's Had Collagen Lip Implants

Sarah Palin Denies That She's Had Collagen Lip Implants

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin alias The Loose Moose was recently spotted at a local Tall Timbers Supermarket in her hometown of Wasilla. Several store customers said that they could not believe how horrible Mrs. Palin looked. One individual who...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay

Sarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay

WASILLA, Alaska - Close friends of the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, Sarah "Snowballs" Palin are worried about her physical, emotional, mental, and hypothetical state. GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha...

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Funny story: U.S. Politicos: Where Are They Now?

U.S. Politicos: Where Are They Now?

Faded Spotlight Magazine Presents... U.S. POLITICOS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Mitt Romney - The old Flip-Flopper, who got trounced in the 2012 presidential election by President Barack Obama, is seriously considering moving down to Mexico and living with one of his cousins who owns a piñata factory. Ron Paul - The 77-year-old congressman from Texas is living in the Lone Star state and trying t...

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Funny story: The GOP Wants Sarah Palin To Stay The Hell Out Of The Lower 48!

The GOP Wants Sarah Palin To Stay The Hell Out Of The Lower 48!

CHICAGO - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that members of the Republican Party have just about had their fill of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin. A GOP spokesperson identified as Sylvester "Kitty Kat" Katminovich, 68, stated that recent polls sh...

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Funny story: Taliban General Plotting To Kidnap Sarah Palin Captured In Wasilla, Alaska

Taliban General Plotting To Kidnap Sarah Palin Captured In Wasilla, Alaska

WASILLA, Alaska - Local authorities in Sarah Palin's hometown of Wasilla are reporting that they have made one of the biggest arrests in the history of the Alaskan town. Wasilla Sheriff Abner Bellbubble stated that at 4 a.m. on Friday morning loca...

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Funny story: New Mexico Bans Piñatas

New Mexico Bans Piñatas

SANTA FE - In a move that has really angered many parents and pleased others, the senate of the state of New Mexico has just banned piñatas by a vote of 23-19. For anyone who may not know exactly what piñatas are, they are containers made out of c...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter: Sarah "Snowballs" Palin Needs To Keep Her Boring Butt Up In Alaska

Ann Coulter: Sarah "Snowballs" Palin Needs To Keep Her Boring Butt Up In Alaska

NEW YORK CITY - GOP political mouthpiece Ann Coulter appeared on The View and she dropped a bombshell on Barbara Walters. Coulter, a political pundit who is perhaps disliked by more people than even individuals such as Omarosa, Chelsea Handler, an...

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