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Funny story: OWS reaches North Pole

OWS reaches North Pole

Protesters this morning braved freezing conditions as the Occupy Wall Street movement spread to the North Pole. Groups of elves were seen sitting and chanting anti-capitalist songs, while Santa Claus read from a prepared statement. "As the CEO...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Loses Job, Blames Scrooge

Santa Claus Loses Job, Blames Scrooge

"A pox on their house," was the reaction of Mr. Claus when he found out he wouldn't be hired by one Midwestern town in the U. S. this year. He controlled his language in consideration of Mrs. Claus, who was standing at his side when he got the news.

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Funny story: CBS Poll Suggests 83% Americans Still Don't Know If Santa Claus is Real

CBS Poll Suggests 83% Americans Still Don't Know If Santa Claus is Real

NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus, a historical figure in western culture, has been a staple in calendar events, a day to celebrate giving, and the time retail stores make people think we have to buy one gift for everybody unless they're family, which requ...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Favourite To Lead Al Qaeda

Santa Claus Favourite To Lead Al Qaeda

Santa Claus has emerged as a strong candidate to succeed the slain terror chief Obama bin Shootin. Terrorists are said to be very impressed with his beard, which is a vital ingredient in any terror campaign. Although not a muslim, Santa does appea...

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Funny story: eBooks Heat Up; Fire Brigades Stand by for Action

eBooks Heat Up; Fire Brigades Stand by for Action

Once upon a time, book censorship standards were strict, and authors had to watch their plots and their language. Not anymore. That's why the latest trend is the forthcoming publication of ebook "restored" versions of print works from the 50s and...

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Funny story: National Christmas Tree Toppling on Saturday; Who or What Is to Blame?

National Christmas Tree Toppling on Saturday; Who or What Is to Blame?

The wind did it. So they say. Hogwash! It wasn't the wind at all. It was a group of elves from Santa's workshop who made a quick visit from the North Pole to Washington, D.C., and knocked down the tree. Why? you ask. Chief Elf Elvis, at a p...

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Funny story: My son used the tooth fairy to disprove God

My son used the tooth fairy to disprove God

I've no idea how I managed to produce not one, but two children who were advanced analytical thinkers whilst their age was still in single figures. However, I did. They have both, independently come to the conclusion that there is no god by very different means. My eldest used deductive reasoning. He'd lost a few teeth, and got the obligatory tooth fairy exchange rate. One tooth, he neglecte...

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Funny story: Happy Russian Christmas as Santa stuffs Anna Chapman stocking

Happy Russian Christmas as Santa stuffs Anna Chapman stocking

Bloodyvostock - (Na Zdrawie): Friday's Russian Orthodox Christmas started early last week... with the appearance on the Let Them Talk TV show of 'two red pussies' - one of which wasn't a lion cub. "Da...and the other wasn't Anya Kushchenko!" show...

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Funny story: Santa To Relocate

Santa To Relocate

With the Christmas frenzy over and his sack empty, Mr. Santa Claus is taking his well-earned rest, but things are not all that peaceful at the North Pole. The elves and the reindeer were seen packing stuff and this was not the usual toy stuff, but...

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Funny story: Santa Claus to hire unemployed Easter bunnies

Santa Claus to hire unemployed Easter bunnies

The North Pole - Santa, in an effort to curb the growth in the unemployment rolls, has hired several unemployed Easter bunnies laid off during recent cutbacks. "They were easy to train because they are use to delivering things. I tried to train...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Gives Crystal Harris Husband Hugh Hefner for Christmas

Santa Claus Gives Crystal Harris Husband Hugh Hefner for Christmas

Paging Howard K. Stern, Paging Howard K. Stern, Paging Howard K. Stern, Grotto, Stat! In a remake of the Anna Nicole Smith story directed by Frank Capra, also the director of "You Can't Take it With You", Santa Claus has given Playboy Playmate Crysta...

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Funny story: Shock Horror! Santa Is Not American!

Shock Horror! Santa Is Not American!

Hot on the heels of the Wikileaks scandal, the White House today admitted that Santa is not actually an American citizen. In what is regarded by many as the Obama administration's darkest hour, Secretary Of State, Eddie Murphy confirmed that Santa...

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Funny story: NORAD Santa Tracker Fools No One Over 2 Years Old

NORAD Santa Tracker Fools No One Over 2 Years Old

NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has decided to justify its multi-billion dollar annual budget by providing the "NORAD Tracks Santa", which purports to follow Santa Claus as he leaves the North Pole and delivers presents to (Chris...

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Funny story: Exclusive: Santa Claus Comes Clean With 'I'm Gay' Statement

Exclusive: Santa Claus Comes Clean With 'I'm Gay' Statement

Santa Claus, jolly fat man and present giver to children, was yesterday sensationally outed as being gay. The rotund, bearded buffoon, was snapped at a supermarket in a tender embrace with an unidentified male. Speaking from his home in Lapland...

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Funny story: "Santa Doesn't Make Christmas Presents, Our Asian Relatives Do": Gosselin Brats Screw Up Christmas For Classmates:

"Santa Doesn't Make Christmas Presents, Our Asian Relatives Do": Gosselin Brats Screw Up Christmas For Classmates:

They're just six-years-old, but the Gosselin kids are being bratty a--holes at a third or fourth grade level, after telling all of their classmates that Santa doesn't exists. "What f--king turds these kids are," said their school principal. "The (...

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Funny story: Kids Worldwide Learn The Truth: Santa Does Not Exist. By The Way; Spoiler Alert.

Kids Worldwide Learn The Truth: Santa Does Not Exist. By The Way; Spoiler Alert.

Since the dawn of time, scientists have tried to answer the question, "Does Santa come with flying reindeer to deliver presents at Christmas?" They have a conclusive answer. "Of course Santa doesn't exist, you idiotic children," said Dr. Francis Pharcellus Church of the Santa Is Bullsh-t Institute in Afghanistan. "What the f--k do you think?" 1. No known species of reindeer can fly, because...

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Funny story: Wiki-Leak documents released today reveal startling document

Wiki-Leak documents released today reveal startling document

Santa, (AKA Chris Kringle) (AKA Saint Nicholas) has been informed by NATO that he and his sleigh have been grounded by request of the US Homeland Security Agency. The document stated that Santa has repeatedly ignored to respond to request for ins...

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