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Funny story: Fight Breaks Out At Daycare Center

Fight Breaks Out At Daycare Center

A fistfight broke out today at a daycare center in San Francisco between two young boys when one apparently was playing with the other's toy. Michael Richey, age 5, and Timmy Conway, 6, were apparently playing together when Conway evidently took...

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Funny story: First Tunnel Under Pacific to Connect West Coast and Hawaii

First Tunnel Under Pacific to Connect West Coast and Hawaii

Three tunnels will be built underneath the Pacific Ocean. They will connect Los Angeles, San Francisco and Seattle to Hawaii.

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Funny story: Secretly Straight Man Out of Closet

Secretly Straight Man Out of Closet

San Francisco, CA-Friends across the San Francisco bay were shocked on Saturday when Jeremy Henderson, a prominent local gay businessman, came out of the closet, revealing himself to be straight.

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Funny story: War In Oregon

War In Oregon

SALEM, OR- Gay marriage is spreading at a rampant rate, derived by the ordeal in San Francisco last week. Wednesday gay marriage has embedded it's self into the Californian neighbor to the north, Oregon. But how to halt such a title wave; use force...

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Funny story: San Francisco Prints Own Money, Rosie's Mug Replaces George W.

San Francisco Prints Own Money, Rosie's Mug Replaces George W.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA (FP) -- In order to deal with the city's increasing financial crisis, San francisco has started printing its own money to pay off debtors and employees. The controversial move has caused an uproar among more fiscally conservativ...

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Funny story: Rosie O. Loses Her Heart and Her Singledom in San Francisco

Rosie O. Loses Her Heart and Her Singledom in San Francisco

San Francisco, CA -- It was a beautiful ceremony, quick and painless. Rosie O'Donnell, the Queen of Nice --(yeah, right), married her lover of many years today in the city by the Bay.

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Funny story: It's Official: Bert and Ernie Get Married

It's Official: Bert and Ernie Get Married

San Francisco, California - Finally, decades of wondering are over. Bert and Ernie are gay. Yes. The Sesame Street duo has been hiding in the closet for decades because PBS decided that exposing their homosexuality would be detrimental to the...

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Funny story: Man Files Against Waste Management for Noise Pollution

Man Files Against Waste Management for Noise Pollution

Jeremy Stone of San Francisco, CA, filed against Waste Management last week for excessive noise pollution.

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Funny story: Mafia in Crisis Over Appointment of Gay Don

Mafia in Crisis Over Appointment of Gay Don

The American mafia is in turmoil following the recent announcement that Jimmy ‘The Salami' de Marco is to replace Frankie ‘Four Fingers' Spaghetti as Don of San Francisco. The first Mafiosi to ‘come out', de Marco, nicknamed ‘The Dodgy Don', has been...

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