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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He Doesn't Care How Much Weight Christina Aguilera Has Gained He'd Like To Engage Her In A Bit of Mattress Merriment

Russell Brand Says He Doesn't Care How Much Weight Christina Aguilera Has Gained He'd Like To Engage Her In A Bit of Mattress Merriment

BEVERLY HILLS - Russell Brand was in town having his hair tended to by his favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue, owner of the famed Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills. As he sat in his chair talking to FuFi he heard a song by Christina Aguilera pla...

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Funny story: Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

BBC Radio 2 controller Bob Shannon has sparked controversy at the Beeb by saying the network he controls do not want motormouth Chris Moyles when he is pensioned off from the Radio 1 breakfast show. In an interview with the Media Guardian, Radio 1...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Pregnancy Rumors

Katy Perry Pregnancy Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - "Teenage Dream" pop diva singer Katy Perry appeared pale and drained today as she took a back door to exit the Beverly Center. "It looked like she was trying to avoid being recognized at all costs," said a mall employee who spotted h...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Vanessa Bryant Spotted In Brand's 2012 Lamborghini Parked By The Hollywood Sign

Russell Brand and Vanessa Bryant Spotted In Brand's 2012 Lamborghini Parked By The Hollywood Sign

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand will soon be a free man after filing for divorce from his wife of 14 months singer Katy Perry. Brand stated that he filed in Los Angeles County on grounds of Irreconcilable Ipso Facto Differences. Vanessa Bryant will...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Blames 2012 Mayan Apocalypse for Katy Perry Divorce

Russell Brand Blames 2012 Mayan Apocalypse for Katy Perry Divorce

A horse is a horse of course of course and nobody can talk to a horse of course, go right to the source and ask the horse, He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse, He's always on a steady course, Talk to Mr. Ed! According to Judd Apatow prod...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Denies That Russell Brand Filed For Divorce Due To Her Alleged Lesbian Affair With Rihanna

Katy Perry Denies That Russell Brand Filed For Divorce Due To Her Alleged Lesbian Affair With Rihanna

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand was in Tinsel Town visiting his lawyer and taking care of a few odds and ends in his upcoming divorce from Katy Perry. Meanwhile his soon-to-be-ex-wife Katy Perry was staying in Barbados at the Caribbean mansion of Riha...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand filed for divorce after being married to Katy Perry for only 14 months. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo, a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight and stated that the main reason why he had decided to file for a divorc...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Russell Brand Filed For Divorce From Katy Perry

The Real Reason Why Russell Brand Filed For Divorce From Katy Perry

CORNWALL, England - Russell Brand was spotted in Cornwall, England sans his wedding ring and sans his wife Katy Perry. He was approached by a reporter for Tickety Boo News Neville Twickenbuck and asked where Katy was. Brand, 37, smiled as he tu...

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Funny story: Brand and Perry in Xmas News Splash

Brand and Perry in Xmas News Splash

Russell Brand and Katy Perry have made a joint assault on the nation's press pages during the news lull that traditionally last betwixt the Boxing day sales and New Year's drunkenness stories. Basically they haven't been getting enough. Publicity.

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Funny story: The Occupy Wall Street Protesters Are Planning On Disrupting The GOP Presidential Campaign With A 'Vote For The Worst" Strategy

The Occupy Wall Street Protesters Are Planning On Disrupting The GOP Presidential Campaign With A 'Vote For The Worst" Strategy

NEW YORK CITY - The Occupy Wall Street movement keeps gaining in popularity and in strength. A spokesperson for the group Trevor "iPhone" Gibbyfair stated that the protesters have really been encouraged by the kind words from such noted celebriti...

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Funny story: Mummy Dearest - Justin Bieber Sent to Bed Early at MTV VMAs

Mummy Dearest - Justin Bieber Sent to Bed Early at MTV VMAs

In a reality check for singing sensation, Justin Bieber was ordered by his mum to come home at 10pm the night of the MTV VMAs despite calls from a legion of stars to be easy on him for just one night. Even Russell Brand's sex charged conversation wit...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Denies That He Purchased Nude Photos of Pippa Middleton

Russell Brand Denies That He Purchased Nude Photos of Pippa Middleton

NEW YORK CITY - Russell Brand appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and was asked about how his marriage to Katy Perry is going. Brand giggled and said that things are great and that he is so happy that he finally decided to settle down with just one g...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Piers Morgan Side With Cheryl Cole And Attack Simon Cowell For Firing Her From X-Factor

Russell Brand and Piers Morgan Side With Cheryl Cole And Attack Simon Cowell For Firing Her From X-Factor

LOS ANGELES - In what many media critics are hailing as The modern day reality show version of The Battle of Britain fought on American soil Englishmen Russell Brand and Piers Morgan have both come to the aid of their fellow countrywoman Cheryl Cole. Cole had been all set to be one of the three judges on Simon Cowell's new American version of the British hit show, X-Factor when suddenly she was...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand Have Reportedly Promised Queen Elizabeth That They Will Behave At The Royal Wedding

Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand Have Reportedly Promised Queen Elizabeth That They Will Behave At The Royal Wedding

LONDON - As April 29 fast approaches the final preparations for the Royal Wedding are being tended to. The security at Westminster Abbey will be the heaviest it has ever been. The Bees Knees News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard is even brin...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Caught At Heathrow Airport With A Dozen Counterfeit Danish Girlie Magazines

Russell Brand Caught At Heathrow Airport With A Dozen Counterfeit Danish Girlie Magazines

LONDON - Russell Brand who is still considered somewhat of a newlywed was detained at London's Heathrow Airport when airport security checked his luggage and found a dozen counterfeit Danish girlie magazines. At first Brand denied that the magazin...

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Funny story: Katy Perry's Three Big Boobs

Katy Perry's Three Big Boobs

After marrying comedian Russell Brand Katy Perry has been feeling terribly lopsided. Her balance and equilibrium have been out of whack and so she's been undergoing extensive medical and psychiatric analysis to detect the source of the problem.

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Katy Perry Deny That There Is Trouble In "Hairadise"

Russell Brand and Katy Perry Deny That There Is Trouble In "Hairadise"

LONDON - Mr. and Mrs. Russell Brand have just celebrated their five month marriage and some individuals who are close to the two stars say that to use an old Cleveland cliché, 'the honeymoon is over.' One unnamed friend of the couple, who spoke on...

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