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Funny story: Today's News With Rush Limbo #8

Today's News With Rush Limbo #8

Today's News With Rush Limbo "Back from a weekend. Great golf round with former VP, Dick Cheney. Only managed to clip my ear with a three iron. That as before he threw it into the lake where he had just hit three straight balls. Oh well, it'll grow back and the stitches will be removed Friday. President Obama had a Motown Music Night....while the country continues to go to hell in a hand bas...

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Admits Shatting On Floors In New Book

Donald Rumsfeld Admits Shatting On Floors In New Book

Former Secretary of State, Donald Rumsfeld has confessed to shatting on the floors of certain places all over the United States in his new book, "Known and Unknown: A Memoir". "I've been doing it for the past 20-25 years", stated the "tough" man o...

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Funny story: Today's News With Rush Limbo #7

Today's News With Rush Limbo #7

Today's News With Rush Limbo: "Can't wait for the weekend. I have a big golf game scheduled and former VP Dick Cheney is going to be in the foursome. Yes Turdley, I'll keep an eye out for his Big Bertha. Do you realize that it was two years ago that Bernie Madoff began his 200-year sentence? What? OK, his 150-year sentence. Sorry if you're listening. Gave you a scare there. Anyway, a fond ha...

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Funny story: Today's News With Rush Limbo #6

Today's News With Rush Limbo #6

Today's News With Rush Limbo: "This is America's Answer Man, along with Turdley, my assistant. What are we going to do tonight, Turdley? Right! We're going to take over the world! A homicide car bomber in Baghdad, believed to be that of a man who lost all but two of his virgins in a game of dominoes during the previous night, blew up himself and the winner of his other 70 virgins last night...

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Funny story: Today's News With Rush Limbo #5

Today's News With Rush Limbo #5

Today's News With Rush Limbo! We're ready to go here. Today is all about what YOU, the listener, want to talk about...but please, no more stutterers. I know I have a hearing problem but the 15-minute call for the guy to ask the question yesterday was a little too much. Just have a friend call. Maybe a "Peckerhead" can help you out. In the news today, it seems like President Obama's mother-i...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Angry Over First Lady's Rib Dinner

Rush Limbaugh Angry Over First Lady's Rib Dinner

During his daily radio broadcast Monday, Rush Limbaugh couldn't resist aiming his vitriol toward the First Lady, calling her a hypocrite for dining on a sumptuous short rib dinner while, says Limbaugh "she's making the rest of the country exist on nu...

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Funny story: Today's News With Rush Limbo: #3

Today's News With Rush Limbo: #3

Today's News With Rush Limbo: "Welcome to everyone, especially my loyal "Peckerheads". The US Post Office is still threatening to close on Saturdays or begin charging 95 cents for a stamp. In a national poll that was conducted last week, 92% of those polled said that they agree with the post office. "Give them Saturdays off. Charge more for stamps too if you have to. Please, please don'...

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Funny story: Today's News With Rush Limbo: #2

Today's News With Rush Limbo: #2

Today's News With Rush Limbo: "Welcome to everyone, especially my loyal "Peckerheads". Apparently the law is changing in Texas so that any or every student can carry a gun to school. So if you want an honor student, send them to Texas where the teachers will never fail them...and live to tell about it. Also, in Abilene the principal has ordered a special meeting on the subject with opponent...

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Funny story: Mixed Martial Arts: Rush Limbaugh v Michelle Obama

Mixed Martial Arts: Rush Limbaugh v Michelle Obama

Rush "Darth Moronus" Limbaugh and Michelle "Pit Bull" Obama squared off in the octagon last night in a grudge match to end all grudge matches. The war of the words started last week with this salvo from Rush, "What is it - no, I'm trying to say...

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Funny story: Today's News With Rush Limbo!

Today's News With Rush Limbo!

Today's News With Rush Limbo! "In Utah, scientists building the largest anteater trap ever. I'm sorry, that's antimatter trap ever. Meanwhile in Libya, Colonel Gadhafi vows to "fight to the death. To die a farter!" I'm sorry, that should be a martyr! I get my hearing straightened out and my eyes are failing me. No wonder, these aren't my glasses. Turdly, you have my glasses. These ar...

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Funny story: Regis Philbin of "Live With Regis And Kelly" Is Retiring and Rush Limbaugh Will Take His Place

Regis Philbin of "Live With Regis And Kelly" Is Retiring and Rush Limbaugh Will Take His Place

NEW YORK CITY - It is now officially official, Regis Philbin, the Regis of Live With Regis and Kelly is following in the footsteps of his hero and mentor Larry King and retiring. Philbin, who is 79, but looks 49, or so he says has decided to hang...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Once Again Denies The Gay Rumors

Rush Limbaugh Once Again Denies The Gay Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Tittle Tattle Tonight, the television news program that asks the questions that even the National Enquirer reporters forgot to ask has managed to get an interview with the foremost GOP mouthpiece Rush Limbaugh who is the host of his o...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Defends Sarah Palin as Inarticulate and a Yutz!

Rush Limbaugh Defends Sarah Palin as Inarticulate and a Yutz!

Tuscon, AZ - Rush Limbaugh has come to the defense of Sarah Palin as even conservatives on Fox News, John McCain and many others distanced themselves from the Alaskan Tea Party princess. "Sarah is everything the average conservative American and T...

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Funny story: Rush Doesn't Hate All Liberals

Rush Doesn't Hate All Liberals

Washington - Rush Limbaugh doesn't hate all liberals, he made that point on his radio show today. "I like those liberals that let me off for that little drug problem I had. A conservative probably throws me in jail for a couple years." Rush said...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly All Tell Sarah Palin To Please Not Call Them For A While

Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly All Tell Sarah Palin To Please Not Call Them For A While

NEW YORK CITY - The Tittle Tattle Tonight news program is reporting that GOP mouthpieces, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly have each personally asked Sarah Palin to please not call them until this "CrosshairsGate" things blo...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Wished Jared Lougher Wasn't White

Rush Limbaugh Wished Jared Lougher Wasn't White

Washington - Rush Limbaugh said he wished Jared Loughner wasn't white, because then it wouldn't be so hard for him to avoid the fact a white man used a gun in a crime. Rush has claimed that now Americans are going to want to spend more money on e...

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Funny story: Ronald Reagan Returns to Kick Rush Limbaugh in the Ass!

Ronald Reagan Returns to Kick Rush Limbaugh in the Ass!

A surprised radio audience who faithfully listen to the Rush Limbaugh Show for three hours a day received a nasty shock yesterday when they suddenly heard a shout from Limbaugh and a crash. "If you think the listeners were amazed, you should have...

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