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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Reveals He Donated Money To Charity

Rupert Murdoch Reveals He Donated Money To Charity

LONDON - At a press conference, Rupert Murdoch, head of News Corp. which owns the right-wing FOX TV network in America and the Sun tabloid in Britain, came out to the press that he used the money set aside for the BSkyB buyout, for charitable purpose...

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Funny story: James Murdoch's Brave Decision

James Murdoch's Brave Decision

BSkyB's Chairman, James Murdoch, son of Rupert (fondly known as The Bear), has made a brave decision which will rock the Television World. Rising to the challenge from Sir Mark Thompson, the BBC director-general to make homegrown drama programmes,...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Loses the "It's Me or the Dog" Argument with Bristol

Sarah Palin Loses the "It's Me or the Dog" Argument with Bristol

Sarah Palin has finally thrown down the gauntlet to her daughter Bristol and has told her, if you marry that dog, I'm not going to attend the wedding. "See how many people come to your wedding when they find out I won't be in attendance," Palin is sa...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Buys Rush Limbaugh's Penthouse Condo as Love Nest

Rupert Murdoch Buys Rush Limbaugh's Penthouse Condo as Love Nest

New York, NY - Rupert Murdoch has had his eye on Rush Limbaugh's penthouse condo in NY ever since he found out it had murals of naked ladies on the ceilings and fully-mirrored bathrooms, not to mention a disco ball that retracted from the ceiling eve...

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Funny story: Murdoch Parties with Filthy at Oyster Bay Estate

Murdoch Parties with Filthy at Oyster Bay Estate

SPECIAL TO INS - On Thursday, more than 100 filthy people from Long Island were treated to a luncheon hosted by Fox News CEO Rupert Murdoch. The festivities were held in a corner of Murdoch's estate normally used by his dog, Hypocrite. In an effo...

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Funny story: Murdoch buys the BBC

Murdoch buys the BBC

All night sittings in the House of Commons enabled the Government to pass emergency legislation allowing media tycoon Rupert Murdoch to buy the BBC. The legislation provided for the privatisation of the BBC and thus opened it up for sale to the hi...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch and Bill Gates to Biologically Merge

Rupert Murdoch and Bill Gates to Biologically Merge

The CEO's of the two business giants, News Corp and Microsoft are to biologically merge, it was announced today. The operation which is expected to take 12 hours (US Time) will take place at the prestigious UCLA Medical Centre in LA. It is expe...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Running for AZ Governor

Rupert Murdoch Running for AZ Governor

Phoenix, AZ - Arizona's embattled Governor, Jan Brewer, has caught the ire of Rupert Murdoch, media mogul extraordinaire, who says that he is sick and tired putting his money behind people who go one toke over the line, ruining it for other fundament...

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Funny story: John Stossel Climbs over Glenn Beck to Be Numero Uno at Fox

John Stossel Climbs over Glenn Beck to Be Numero Uno at Fox

New York, NY - Fox's John Stossel is the latest in a line of Libertarians stepping up to the plate and saying they want to see a repeal of the Civil Rights Act. Stossel's comments comes on the heels of interviews given by Rand Paul, the GOP candidat...

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Funny story: Secret Murdoch Tapes Threaten to Expose Palin and Beck as Puppets

Secret Murdoch Tapes Threaten to Expose Palin and Beck as Puppets

Rumors are swirling in back alleys and executive washrooms about the handful of tapes that, if made public, could blow the lid off Rupert Murdoch's hold on American politics, bringing Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and others down with him in the fallout. The story about town is sometime late last year, a mysterious Chinese man concocted a scheme to seemingly save Murdoch's life and in doing so, was...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdock Leads Demonstration in L.A.

Rupert Murdock Leads Demonstration in L.A.

Rupert Murdoch led a rally against illegal immigration in Los Angeles Saturday with Michelle McGee. He and other white supremacists held a rally and burned books as hundreds of counter-protesters gathered to shout them down. Approxamately 50 me...

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Funny story: Americans Need To Check Out THIS Guy's Birth Certificate

Americans Need To Check Out THIS Guy's Birth Certificate

There is a man whose birth certificate should be given a lot of scrutiny. No, he is not Obama. This guy is whiter than Wonder Bread. He has done more to influence American policy in the last 10 years than possibly anyone else. And he is not an Americ...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch is an Illuminati says Rupert The Bear

Rupert Murdoch is an Illuminati says Rupert The Bear

Rupert The Bear launched a scathing attack on Rupert Murdoch today accusing him of being a top member of the Illuminati or New World Order. If we look at the bare facts Rupert might be right that is Rupert the Bear might be right,that other Rupert wi...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch - Australia's Revenge On Britain And America.

Rupert Murdoch - Australia's Revenge On Britain And America.

An incredible subversive plot has been uncovered in America that could erode the very foundations of our democracy. Angered over the U.S.'s alleged covert interference with their politics in the ousting of Prime Minister Gough Whitlam in 1975, Aus...

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Funny story: Brown announces National Military Cemetery and cosy chat with Murdoch

Brown announces National Military Cemetery and cosy chat with Murdoch

Gordon "as popular as Idi Amin" Brown has announced a new vote-grabbing idea to try to rescue his flagging image. Brown, reeling after the James/Janes scandal and the much publicised Super Soaraway "Stun" expose of his atrocious child-like handwri...

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Funny story: Yates of the Yard plays a counter-intelligence blinder

Yates of the Yard plays a counter-intelligence blinder

London - (News of the Screws Ass Mess): "Rupert Murdoch? I know n-o-t-h-i-n-g!" Assistant Commissioner John Yates told reporters today in his most sheepish impersonation of Fawlty Towers waiter Manuel. Earlier Scotland Yard had been instructed by...

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Funny story: Rupert Everett Says He's Not Gay After All!

Rupert Everett Says He's Not Gay After All!

Rupert Everett astounded friends and fans Friday by announcing that he is "Coming out of the garage". I've known for the past ten years or more that I was no longer gay, probably longer than that", Everett told a reporter for "Big Boys & Thei...

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