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Funny story: Adam Lambert to Take Over from Queen

Adam Lambert to Take Over from Queen

The British Royal family is reported to be changing House with the House of Windsor about to become the House of Lambert. A report in British tabloid, the Daily Rats, confirmed that the Queen will be succeeded by none other than singer, Adam Lambe...

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Funny story: Jurassic Palace Park

Jurassic Palace Park

It had not been a good decade or so, for the Royal Family since Princess Diana had been murdered. Their popularity wasn't what it was and the Queen was concerned about their steady decline and the loss of public funding. After all she had three lazy and useless sons to care for. She had been thinking it over and over for a solution to this problem for months, without any success. Then one eve...

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Funny story: Green Party and Health and Safety veto Queen's pedalo plans

Green Party and Health and Safety veto Queen's pedalo plans

Hot off the press, commenting today on the reported pedalo gift for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations, Mr Nigel Workshy, speaking for the Green Party said: ' I'm all in favour of the zero emissions the pedalo will cause, but bear in mind al...

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Funny story: Royal yacht plans scrapped in favour of Diamond Jubilee pedalo

Royal yacht plans scrapped in favour of Diamond Jubilee pedalo

After the right royal stink created by reported plans of a new yacht as a gift to the Queen to commemorate her 60 years on the throne, it has been reported today that those plans have now been scrapped in favour of a much cheaper, tax payer friendly...

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Funny story: Royal Boat Show

Royal Boat Show

To coincide with the upcoming mass hysteria for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Boatshow during June hence, 'Atlas Editions' that well known publishing house responsible for churning out endless crap collectables is 'launching' a new weekly magazine.

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Funny story: Cameron Steps Into Royal Liner Row

Cameron Steps Into Royal Liner Row

David Cameron launched himself into a bid to scuttle Michael Gove's bid to become Prime Minister by saying that Gove's suggestion of a present to the Queen of 'Costa Concordia' from the nation was 'not austere enough'. However backers of Gove's e...

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Funny story: 'Long to reign over us' to be Removed from National Anthem!

'Long to reign over us' to be Removed from National Anthem!

A statement released from Buckingham Palace this morning has sadly officially confirmed that Her Majesty the Queen has the age related condition known as 'detrectandis'. The condition is fortunately not life threatening. Detrectandis usually attacks...

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Funny story: Prince Philip denies shooting commoner

Prince Philip denies shooting commoner

Following the discovery of a dead body on their Sandringham estate, the Royal Family has categorically denied that the body is that of a member of the public who was shot by Prince Philip. The Prince, who had spent Christmas in hospital followin...

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Funny story: Queen reveals truth about hubby

Queen reveals truth about hubby

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and established racist, was recently admitted to hospital with complaints of chest-pains. Though at first it appears as a standard symptom for someone his age the Queen has revealed information that implies they may...

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Funny story: How the Royals celebrate Christmas

How the Royals celebrate Christmas

At Christmas time, ones thoughts often turn to Britain's second family, the Windsors. There are many connections between the Royal Family and Christmas - the Queen's speech; the fact that we lick the back of her head dozens of times in the weeks running up to Christmas; or that Jesus also had two birthdays. New member of the Royals, Kate Middleton, will be celebrating her first Christmas at Buc...

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Funny story: British Royals Cheer the Newly Arrived Pandas, Thank goodness for New Blood

British Royals Cheer the Newly Arrived Pandas, Thank goodness for New Blood

For those of us who are tired of the inbred blue-blood look that kind of reminds those of us on the other side of the pond of a Deliverance movie with robes and crowns, which kind of might be the same as a New Orleans French Quarter party, we all wel...

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Funny story: Prince Philip In East End Pub "scuffle"

Prince Philip In East End Pub "scuffle"

Reports are coming in of an alleged punch up between the Duke of Edinburgh and the landlord of an East End pub earlier today. Palace officials refused to comment on the incident which happened in the bar of the "Fox and Gynaecologist" in the Bethnal...

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Funny story: Cops stay mum on shoplifting royals

Cops stay mum on shoplifting royals

London - Last weekend's 'despicable' theft of a £25,000 poppy brooch meant for public display on Katherine Jenkins' Festival of Remembrance bosom may have triggered a royal pilfering cover-up scandal media sources warned today. Hundreds of files a...

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Funny story: Prime Minister reveals Plan for Constitutional Change

Prime Minister reveals Plan for Constitutional Change

It was confirmed by the Prime Minister today that plans for a far-reaching constitutional change that will involve the introduction of a new convention, that mystic instrument usually used by British politicians to cover up any sort of injustice infl...

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Funny story: England's Queen is spaced

England's Queen is spaced

Buckingham Palace had a visitor that not even the security services could keep out. A UFO landed its spaceship on the top of the Palace but wasn't picked up on radar. The Queen and her husband Prince Phillip were giving the Royal corgis there last wa...

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Funny story: Royal Visit To Australia Ends

Royal Visit To Australia Ends

The Queen and Prince Philip have ended their royal visit to Australia and are on their way back to England so that they won't miss out on this years Halloween celebrations on Monday evening (31 October) in the woods near Windsor Castle. Originall...

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Funny story: Queens Allowed To Become Queen

Queens Allowed To Become Queen

Historically, only heterosexual Protestant females were ever allowed to become the Queen of England, Britain and the Empire. But after a ruling today made by the 16 Commonwealth countries, gays and Catholics are now allowed. This means that if Kat...

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