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Funny story: Syrian UFO blamed as Wedding Feast At Cana painting sprouts alien features

Syrian UFO blamed as Wedding Feast At Cana painting sprouts alien features

London - Fears that February's Krak De Chevaliers UFO is behind desecration of the Queen's Gallery picture has seen Syrian ambassador Dr Sami Khiyamit booted off the nuptial wedding invite list. The Damascus craft menaced the Dome of the Rock in I...

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Funny story: Final seating plan for Royal Wedding Reception announced

Final seating plan for Royal Wedding Reception announced

The seating arrangements for the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton have today been published on the website Willieleaks, bringing with it a host of surprises, together with some unexpected guests, also officially termed as surpr...

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Funny story: Abbey Closed for Wedding

Abbey Closed for Wedding

Just when the royal couple Kate and Will had got the Abbey Habit and wanted to start investing some money for their house, they found that Westminter's Abbey Branch had been taken over by Spanish heretics! Satandare, the company that took over the...

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Funny story: Untimely Air India Strike May Prevent Evacuation of Bored Indians After WillKat Royal Wedding

Untimely Air India Strike May Prevent Evacuation of Bored Indians After WillKat Royal Wedding

The Air India strike has irritated a lot of passengers this year and surprised many more. Most importantly, it's put India's national carrier on pause during what might be an hour of need. Air India did earn itself some good publicity during the evac...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

LONDON - Kate Middleton's two best features are her hair and her legs. Camilla Parker-Bowles suggested that for the Royal Wedding Kate wear the traditional tiara but Middleton is balking at that worn-out tradition (no pun intended). Mr. Prissy of...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Has Already Been Held 'Behind Closed Doors'

Royal Wedding Has Already Been Held 'Behind Closed Doors'

There were scenes of 'utmost discontent' in the area around Buckingham Palace this morning, when it was announced in a statement that the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his bride Kate Middleton had already taken place behind closed doors at a se...

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Funny story: On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...

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Funny story: Punter stands to scoop £1 million if royal nuptials bombs

Punter stands to scoop £1 million if royal nuptials bombs

London - The bet will pay out odds of 100,000/1 to a £10 stake if HM the Queen croaks it 'to the extent they have to cancel the wedding'. Mug punta Anthony B Lair took out the wager - maybe on a tip-off - after the MI6 code words 'Kate Will Wear...

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Funny story: SAS will be in false trees at Royal Wedding.

SAS will be in false trees at Royal Wedding.

Extra security precautions are to be taken by the SAS at Friday's royal wedding to protect the royal family and guests from terrorists. Eight twenty foot high artificial English maple trees are to be positioned around Westminster Abbey with up to...

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Funny story: Astrologer Says: "Kate Middleton Is A Typical, Bleeping C************

Astrologer Says: "Kate Middleton Is A Typical, Bleeping C************

London, England - Paisley Andrews, an astrologer with a royal cosmic gripe, says she's looked at Kate's chart and knows the truth. "She's a typical C-word….no, not THAT one… the other C-word: Capricorn. Actually, Capricorns are c**ts so the t...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding in Britain Leads to Royal Arsed Row in Colonies Over TV Rights!

Royal Wedding in Britain Leads to Royal Arsed Row in Colonies Over TV Rights!

Repercussions from the Royal Wedding continue to escalate in the Colonies causing additional family strife for local man Wally Wordsmithe as his Anglophile wife 'goes over the top' in abject adulation of the impending Mutant Monarchy Matrimon...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding News: Fernando Torres To Stage Re-enactment Of His First Chelsea Goal

Royal Wedding News: Fernando Torres To Stage Re-enactment Of His First Chelsea Goal

Chelsea striker Fernando Torres, who scored his first goal in a Blues shirt in the 3-0 win over West Ham last weekend, is to be allowed to stage a re-enactment of the goal at the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on Friday. Torres...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.

Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.

Miss Kate Middleton, to be metamorphosed into Princes Catherine in 48 hours, is taking legal action against two London tabloids - 'The Pun' and 'The Daily Wale'. In an exclusive interview with the hard-news daily 'The Whines' Miss Middleton explai...

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Funny story: Bakery Giants See Turnover Rise

Bakery Giants See Turnover Rise

UK bakery giants Greggs have reported pre tax profits of £4.5 million for the year ending March 31st, 2011. More than half of the High Street shop's profits can be attributed to the success of their newest confection, the Royal Turnover, a delicio...

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Funny story: Gossip who used to know Kate Middleton called "Royal Correspondent"

Gossip who used to know Kate Middleton called "Royal Correspondent"

LONDON, UK - Mary Younger, a part-time temp worker living in Manchester, is currently employed by the BBC as the station's so-called "Royal Correspondent" for the coverage of Friday's wedding between Middleton and the Prince of Wales. Younger's sole...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Reveals Details of Kate Middleton's Wedding Dress

Wikileaks Reveals Details of Kate Middleton's Wedding Dress

With only three days to go until the royal wedding, Wikileaks have released full details of Kate Middleton's dress. The dress was to be kept secret, but a naughty tailor at Buckingham Palace is said to have sold the design to internet whistle-blowers...

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Funny story: UK suicide help desks implode as Royal Wedding approaches!

UK suicide help desks implode as Royal Wedding approaches!

The forthcoming Royal Wedding is driving Brits absolutely nuts and now it's been officially confirmed. Mental institutes, suicide help desks, psychiatrists, emergency wards, morgues, funeral parlours, etc, are being overloaded by people sick to d...

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