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Funny story: Ron Paul Chooses Ru Paul as His Mate!

Ron Paul Chooses Ru Paul as His Mate!

Libertarian Republican Candie Ron Paul, the real liberty lover in this Primary race supports freeing American victims from Bush's Folly in Iraq,liberating High-Earning citizens from a socially responsible graduated income tax,shrinking big government in the face of gigantic, multi-national corporations seemingly dedicated to the robbing of the consumer and the raping of the earth.

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Funny story: North Dakota Man couldn't care less about Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears or Ron Paul

North Dakota Man couldn't care less about Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears or Ron Paul

Paul Orchard, a 37 year old Bismarck, ND truck driver, told a newspaper today that he couldn't care less about Britney Spears recent mental breakdown, her sister Jamie Lynn's pregnancy or Ron Paul's candidacy.

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Funny story: Fox News Discovers Ron Paul

Fox News Discovers Ron Paul

Fox News broke its own rules today and did a major story on Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul. The company's chairman, Roger Ailes, explained the decision rather simply: "Now that he's not in the race any more,...

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Funny story: Ron Paul's image appearing on tortillas now the most popular throughout the Southwest, even surpassing that of the Virgin Mary

Ron Paul's image appearing on tortillas now the most popular throughout the Southwest, even surpassing that of the Virgin Mary

White Sands, New Mexico - As Ron Paul continues to trail in the polls, followers now face the harsh reality that their man of great promise has little to nil chance of winning the Republican primary, let alone the 2008 presidency. Yet, they are showi...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Withdraws From Campaign, Announces Coup

Ron Paul Withdraws From Campaign, Announces Coup

Lake Jackson, Texas - Ten term Republican Congressman and internet phenomenon Ron Paul announced today that due to his poor showing on Super Tuesday he would drop out of the race for the Republican nomination.

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Funny story: Bernanke Announces Ron Paul $3 Bill

Bernanke Announces Ron Paul $3 Bill

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke today announced that the Fed would start printing a $3 bill with a picture of Ron Paul on it, as part of a larger plan to stimulate the economy. The Fed hopes that the infusion of billions of the $3 bills will st...

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Funny story: Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Marches On

Ron Paul Marches On

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul vowed to continue his eclectic campaign after getting drubbed on Super Tuesday. Paul has managed to grab a stranglehold on fourth place in the delegate count in this 4-way race. CNN projects...

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Funny story: Maverick Republican makes bid for Eskimo vote

Maverick Republican makes bid for Eskimo vote

Congressman Ron Paul is hoping that Eskimos will be the one voter bloc with whom he can claim a clear win on Super Tuesday. While Eskimos are notorious for their unpredictability in choosing presidential candidates, early indications suggest that the...

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Funny story: President Bush Endorses Ron Paul

President Bush Endorses Ron Paul

Today President George Bush announced he is endorsing ten-term Congressman Ron Paul for the Republican party presidential nominee.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Wins Maine

Ron Paul Wins Maine

Ron Paul, the outsider Republican presidential candidate, stunned the political world with a victory in the state of Maine. While Mitt Romney recorded 52% of the vote to Paul's 19%, quirks in the Maine process led to Paul winning 40% of the state...

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Funny story: Disciples of Lew Rockwell Demand Acceptance for Their Brand of Love; Protest Beltway Libertarians' Concerns Over Friendly Ron Paul Newsletters

Disciples of Lew Rockwell Demand Acceptance for Their Brand of Love; Protest Beltway Libertarians' Concerns Over Friendly Ron Paul Newsletters

Washington, D.C. -- Hordes of angry Lew Rockwell disciples took to the streets of Washington, D.C. today in protest over Beltway Libertarians' perceived "intolerance" of several "warm and fuzzy" newsletters that Rockwell assisted in publishing under...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Supporter Goes Homicidal After Dismal Florida Vote

Ron Paul Supporter Goes Homicidal After Dismal Florida Vote

A Ron Paul supporter identified only as "Ethan" reacted in a homicidal rage to the dismal 28th place showing of his candidate in the Florida primaries. The Texas Congressman/Presidential Candidate finished behind not only McCain, Romney, H...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Purchases Island To Set Up His Own Country

Ron Paul Purchases Island To Set Up His Own Country

Today Ron Paul and his 7 hard core followers landed on his new independent island in the south Pacific Ocean. After his failed Presidential campaign ground to a halt in Iowa, followers urged Ron to consider alternatives.

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Endorses Ron Paul

Rudy Giuliani Endorses Ron Paul

Rudy Giuliani withdrew from the presidential race today. After his poor performance in Florida this was no surprise. But Giuliani then stunned the world by endorsing Ron Paul as Super Tuesday approaches.

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Funny story: Ron Paul with hypocrisy

Ron Paul with hypocrisy

DARK SIDE OF THE MOON - The presidential candidate who goes by the name of Ron Paul, Ronny Paul, Robert Paul, David Paxton, Edwardo Sanchez and/or Dr. Pepper, today admitted he kept a $500 dollar check sent to him by a men's rights advocate. Aske...

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Funny story: All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection

Today, in a surprise move, President Bush signed an order authorizing all remaining presidential candidates to begin receiving Secret Service Protection. All candidates, except for Ron Paul, will begin to receive the protection immediately.

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