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Funny story: Roomba Kill-Bots Kill 538 US Soldiers in Iraq

Roomba Kill-Bots Kill 538 US Soldiers in Iraq

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Roomba executives are devastated to reveal that a squad of their new Warrior killer robots accidentally massacred 538 American soldiers just after the robots were deployed in Iraq.

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Funny story: Justice Secretary Jack Straw to be cloned, plated in titanium and mass-produced as Robot Vigilante

Justice Secretary Jack Straw to be cloned, plated in titanium and mass-produced as Robot Vigilante

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced the latest addition to his crime-fighting arsenal. It's a titanium-plated, cloned version of Justice Secretary Jack Straw, to be mass produced under the name Robostraw.

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Funny story: Roger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing

Roger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing

Now that Roger Federer has won the US Open for the fourth time in a row, his 12th Grand Slam title, the USTA is taking action by having him undergo mandatory android testing. This is the first time such dramatic action has been taken since Pete Sampr...

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Funny story: Zombie Coronation Halted by Cyborg Invasion

Zombie Coronation Halted by Cyborg Invasion

Following the recent re-appearance of long dead Monarchs of the British Throne during the summer silly season (as reported earlier this year by two top Spoof News Reporters), there has been a sudden and dramatic twist in the story.

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Funny story: Billy Connolly Is An Android

Billy Connolly Is An Android

In a shocking turn of events today it was discovered that beloved Scottish Comedian and Presenter Billy Connolly was an Android when his head exploded in a shower of sparks and circuits during his once yearly hair wash.

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Funny story: U.S. Armed Forces Order 40,000 Robots! Troop Withdrawal to begin Immediately!

U.S. Armed Forces Order 40,000 Robots! Troop Withdrawal to begin Immediately!

Baghdad, Iraq - Pentagon Officials today announced the procurement of 40000 Robot soldiers, named the XP7.

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Funny story: Robot Wins Break-Dancing Championship

Robot Wins Break-Dancing Championship

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - In Manhattan last night, a twelve-inch children's robot toy was crowned Break-dancer Off The Year 2007 after a very tight final heat.

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Funny story: It's Official: George W. Bush Is A Robot

It's Official: George W. Bush Is A Robot

(Anaheim--CA) Move over former war hero Chief Executives Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower because George W. Bush will be joining your ranks in Disneyland, California. Ron Van Nessen, head of Disney media relations, made it offici...

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Funny story: Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House

(Washington, DC) Life imitating art imitating life was the general consensus among visitors to the White House Friday when word leaked of the discovery of a cyborg cockroach near the West Wing.

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Funny story: Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

Liverpool set to sign David Beckham, Ronaldo and Eto'o

According to various reports, Liverpool are set to sign David Beckham, Christiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto'o, Daniel Alves, Carlos Tevez and a host of other players in what can only be described as bad journalism.

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Funny story: Bruce Willis Battles Michael Bay Hollywood Style

Bruce Willis Battles Michael Bay Hollywood Style

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (LUCHA LIBRE) - High-powered actor, Bruce Willis, star of such film blockbusters as the Die Hard Series, Armageddon, Sin City and The Fifth Element, rocked the Hollywood establishment by launching an attack on M...

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Funny story: Star Trek Style Replicator to Hit Market

Star Trek Style Replicator to Hit Market

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pasadena, CA - The dreams of Star Trek TNG are coming true. The replicator, which the New York Times writer, Saul Hansell wrongly calls a "transporter" (he obviously isn't a Star Trek fan) is being developed by s...

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Funny story: Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

In an absolute shock to the country, and the world, Prince William has gotten drunk.

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Funny story: Muppet Animatronics Sparks New Disney Division

Muppet Animatronics Sparks New Disney Division

With the success of Disney's recent addition of interactive robotic characters to its theme parks, Imagineers have created an advanced robotics division in their Science Department. The department was created in 1967 shortly before Walt's dea...

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Funny story: Have A Go Hero Bert Fights Off Dalek In Post Office Terror Incident

Have A Go Hero Bert Fights Off Dalek In Post Office Terror Incident

Police are looking for a Dalek in connection with a bungled post office raid that 'went down' in Peckham earlier today.

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Funny story: Terminator Found in Man's Car

Terminator Found in Man's Car

Police recovered a 'terminator' from the boot of Ford Sierra Estate late last night, the driver was taken in for questioning. The arrest raises fresh alarms at the unknown quantity that is the spread of 'home made technology'.

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Funny story: After Destroying Several Major U.S. Cities, Alien Robots Now Starring in Beer Commercials

After Destroying Several Major U.S. Cities, Alien Robots Now Starring in Beer Commercials

The Ruins Formerly Known as Chicago - The Alien Robots that have been responsible for creating a path of unprecedented destruction by leveling entire cities and their surrounding communities since arriving on Earth last month, have announced today th...

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