Pertly perfect Pippa Middleton, who has turned a nostalgic nation's heads after her dashingly demure derriere was the star of the show at the recent Royal Wedding, is a real Eurovision fan, according to Lydia Fawne-Groveller, Editor of Society Journals Inbred and Chinless and Posh Totty For Lantern-Jawed Bankers To Breed More Posh Totty For Lantern-Jawed Bankers To Breed More Posh Totty For Lanter...
LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - One of the entertainment worlds most popular actors Robert Pattinson is really no stranger to the world of controversy. RPattz was recently asked by the supermarket tabloid Just Saying why he has a naked photo of Prince Willia...
Twilight and Water For Elephants star, Robert Pattinson allegedly admitted in an off guard moment that he would almost certainly be willing to buy sultrily sexy Vampire Diaries star, Nina Dobrev, a cheeseburger, and perhaps a coffee too. Pattinson...
Robert Pattinson's latest vehicle Water For Elephants has already been hailed as a work of classic cinema. "Promises to be one of the most notable examples of a film about water and elephants this year!" trumpeted Sabu, the film critic of Pachyd...
VENICE BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Robert Pattinson and the star of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder were having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steak House. The two were discussing the possibility of appearing in an int...
LOS ANGELES - The star of the Twilight movies and most recently the hit movie Water For Elephants Rob Pattinson has expressed extreme joy at the fact that he will soon be starring with Heidi Montag in Staccato Monteverdi's classic epic, The Naked Cou...
CHICAGO - The star of the Twilight movies Rob Pattinson and his Water For Elephants co-star Reese Witherspoon were in Chicago promoting the highly touted circus themed motion picture which is set during The Great Depression. In the film RPattz sta...
CALLING ALL ROBERT PATTINSON FANS! WHAT TYPE OF ROBERT PATTINSON FAN ARE YOU? We're celebrating the upcoming release of Robert Pattinson's hot new movie Water For Elephants - in which he stars with Reese Widdershins - by offering RPatz fans the opportunity to win one of the following RPatz-tastico prizes: * an emery stick * a lucky hare's ear * an artist's impression o...
LOS ANGELES - Rob Pattinson, star of the Twilight series has stepped into the role of author with his soon-to-be-released tell-all book titled The Twilight Tidbits. In the book RPattz tells about the very first time that he and Kristen Stewart kis...
Twilight Saga sex-symbol Robert Pattinson was sitting at home the other day, in a reflective mood. This we have from the horse's mouth of no other horse than our old friend Bingo Cashcow Bimbomountain XIII. We say it is from the horse's mouth, and it may very well be. It certainly has more chance of being the original mouth of a horse than it has of being anything resembling an original body p...
Twilight luminary Robert Pattinson is very rich. He is very rich because he has earned a lot of money. He has earned a lot of money because he has acted in fillums about sexy star-crossed teen vampires which offer those who don't want to use their imaginations a watered-down and sanitised and dishwater-dull and bastardised version of the Gothic tradition. This, according to commentator Bingo Cashc...
MULHOLLAND DRIVE - Teen TV idol Selena Gomez along with renowned clothes horse and virtual reality TV starlet Kim Kardashian were reported tonight to have spent an inordinate amount of time pandering to the whims of Canadian bequiffed juvenile singin...
LOS ANGELES - Pattinson, a favourite among teen girls for being 'hawt', has been found in a nude photograph taken during his days at university. The photo is 50cm by 60cm, and shows him hanging with his mates while being drunk. According to the digital version of it, it was taken during the middle of the day. Hah. Fooled you. Wow. Just wow. Seriously? You're going to read about a fictional e...
TRIPOLI, Libya - Libyan Dictator Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has looked very, very close and he has seen the writing on the wall. The dictator who angered his people by imposing a 60 percent tax increase on camel food has met with a representative wit...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The star of the Twilight movies Rob Pattinson recently threw a "Twilight" party for several dozen of his best friends and one of those friends was Heidi Montag. Montag has recently taken somewhat of a bad rap on account of the fa...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight series of movies, jetted down to El Cabo, as the 'Jet Set' calls it, to get away from all of the hustle and bustle of the Tinsel Town limelight. He sat at the bar of the famed Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa reading all about the ongoing mess in Libya in which Libyan dictator Colonel Moaamar Gadhafi has angered his people by placing...
LOS ANGELES - The star of the Twilight series is finally realizing his all-time desire and that is to star in a wrestling movie. Rob Pattinson said that as a kid he grew up watching old television wrestling videos and cheering on such childhood st...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
