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Funny story: Rowdy Spoof Karoake Night Ends in Arrests Amidst Claims of Inciting Racial Unrest!

Rowdy Spoof Karoake Night Ends in Arrests Amidst Claims of Inciting Racial Unrest!

Chaos reigned at the New Oasis Bar & Grill last night during the weekly Karoake contest when passer's by were outraged over performances deemed "racist and insensitive' by the slightly inebriated contestants. The newly formed 'Manchester Sensi...

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Funny story: Guitarist Mick Ralphs Sparks Riot In Chiswick

Guitarist Mick Ralphs Sparks Riot In Chiswick

A leafy west London suburb was waking up this morning to the aftermath of rioting allegedly caused by a rock legend. Mick Ralphs, formerly of Mott The Hoople and Bad Company, featured as guest guitarist with Son Maxwell's Unruly Blues when they pl...

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Funny story: Vindaloo Eater Murdered in Street Brawl

Vindaloo Eater Murdered in Street Brawl

London: A number of people have been arrested at a Hare Krishna restaurant late last night in connection with the murder of an innocent bystander who was set upon by diners in what appears to have been an unprovoked attack. One witness, a girl, s...

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Funny story: Chiswick Back To Normal After Spoof Summit

Chiswick Back To Normal After Spoof Summit

The leafy London suburb of Chiswick was recovering on Friday night following a summit meeting of soi-disant Spoofers. While security authorities had been warned in advance, they failed to have the meeting banned and the 'writers' met as planned at...

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Funny story: Sun Myung Moon Announces Mass Wedding Ceremony of 35,000 In Parliament Square April 29th!

Sun Myung Moon Announces Mass Wedding Ceremony of 35,000 In Parliament Square April 29th!

Unification Church Messiah Sun Myung Moon announced he will be holding a mass wedding ceremony in Parliament Square to coincide with the nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton April 29. Moon announced his decision after being approached by...

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Funny story: Drunken toddlers cause havoc in downtown Toronto restaurant - police called in

Drunken toddlers cause havoc in downtown Toronto restaurant - police called in

Warning to all parents who regularly dine out with their young children at licenced restaurants. Please make sure you sample your child's juice before allowing them to drink it, if purchased on the premises, as there have been a number of 'mishaps' lately where children have been served mixed cocktails 'accidentally'. All restaurants have been ordered to store fruit juices in CLEARLY marked...

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Funny story: Religious book burning sparks riot

Religious book burning sparks riot

A riot today broke out in the canteen of Oxshirebridge University, as news filtered through that a student capable of thinking for himself, had burnt a copy of the 'Origin of Species', the Holy book of the evolutionist cult. As many as three cre...

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Funny story: Police ready for Protest

Police ready for Protest

Police Forces throughout the country are preparing for Protest. But this time they will be the ones protesting! Tactics being discussed are 'temporary blindness' being suffered by the Police who fail to see demonstrators entering the Bank of Engla...

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Funny story: Part Two: Riots Causing Gas Prices Above $5 Gallon In US, Some Food Prices to Double, Triple!

Part Two: Riots Causing Gas Prices Above $5 Gallon In US, Some Food Prices to Double, Triple!

Riots all over the Middle East has caused gas prices to go over $4.00 per gallon in California and may hit $5.00 per gallon by April. "Those riots are going to bring just about everything you buy to increase because it takes more gas for the produ...

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Funny story: Riots in the Middle East

Riots in the Middle East

Throughout the Middle East, people are beginning to riot to protest against the dictatorships which are endemic in the region. In Libya, Bahrain, and Yemen, there are large public demonstrations against their oppressive rulers. These have been largel...

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Funny story: Middle East turmoil spreads to Trafalgar Square as 19 questioned over stabbings

Middle East turmoil spreads to Trafalgar Square as 19 questioned over stabbings

London - (End of Days): Violence tracing the January 4 solar eclipse's shadow path erupted in London yesterday afternoon. Police said they fear recent tumultuous unrest in the Middle East has spread to London following a knife fight in Trafalgar S...

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Funny story: Idiot Does Really Well For Himself

Idiot Does Really Well For Himself

In Britain, an idiot has done rather well for himself, and his achievements offer hope to other idiots who might similarly aspire to do really well and get on in what passes for the world, in Britain, or elsewhere. The idiot appeared on a rather splendid TV Series early last summer, in which he was able, by virtue of having no responsibilities or experience, to look rather good in some jolly in...

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Funny story: Stoned in Cairo

Stoned in Cairo

Many people got stoned in Cairo, Wednesday - but the vast majority of them weren't smoking drugs! They were getting stoned, with real stones and lumps of concrete in the traditional sense, as pro and anti-Mubarak supporters clashed in the vicinity of...

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Funny story: Egyptians Take out Anger On Priceless Mummies - Mummies Thunderstruck

Egyptians Take out Anger On Priceless Mummies - Mummies Thunderstruck

Citizens continue to protest today in the streets of major Egyptian cities against the rule of President Mubarak's thirty year regime. In a Saturday press release Mubarak played his thirty years as ruler of Egypt against the background of the country...

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Funny story: Feets Don't Fail Me Now! US Evacuates Americans From Cairo

Feets Don't Fail Me Now! US Evacuates Americans From Cairo

Americans who were living in Egypt are getting the f--k out of Dodge, in record numbers, while the U.S. and other, lesser governments scramble to evacuate their citizens from Egypt as L.A-style riots, looting and lawlessness spread across a nation st...

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Funny story: Blown? Panic in London as 2 Gay MI6 Agents go Missing Amidst Egypt Turmoil!

Blown? Panic in London as 2 Gay MI6 Agents go Missing Amidst Egypt Turmoil!

Lights were ablaze in the Home Office as officials are panicked that two MI6 agents working under the covers in Egypt are now listed as 'missing' after messages in their 'dead drops' located in a Cairo luggage store have gone uncollected! A source...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton and Prince William's Wedding to be Stormed by Student Rioters

Kate Middleton and Prince William's Wedding to be Stormed by Student Rioters

Student rioters have are making plans to hijack the Royal Wedding. They plan to storm the wedding reception and eat all the party food to highlight the fact that students can't afford to eat food anymore. The wedding Reception will also be raide...

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