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Funny story: Rihanna is in love with the Sambia

Rihanna is in love with the Sambia

Rihanna at a press conference came out to say that she supports her people's cultural rituals and is petitioning the government for a Sambia awareness day on the Calander. Rihanna said, "I was intrigued by the rite of passage into manhood which...

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Funny story: Rihanna Finally Admits That The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Actually Her

Rihanna Finally Admits That The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Actually Her

HOLLYWOOD - After ten months of sheer and utter denial Rihanna has finally admitted that the nude photos which appeared on the Internet proporting to be of her are in reality actually her. Rihanna said that the reason she had denied it was because...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Says "Rihanna She Be Lying"

Chris Brown Says "Rihanna She Be Lying"

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Chris Brown in town for a rap concert at The Cotton Pickin' Arena said that he is tired of people looking at him as if she is a bad guy or something. Brown said that Rihanna has been telling reporters that he beat her, and bi...

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Funny story: Rihanna: Being On National News After Being Beaten Up Not My Worst Incident

Rihanna: Being On National News After Being Beaten Up Not My Worst Incident

Singer Rihanna says that the Chris Brown incident was bad enough but there was something that happened to her when she was 12 that still haunts her dreams. She told this reporter that she was in Barbados where she was born and that she and some of...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Says He Loves Rihanna More Than Food

Chris Brown Says He Loves Rihanna More Than Food

LOS ANGELES - Christopher Maurice "Chris" Brown has confided to his dentist, Dr. Lanny Wigglewinkle that even after all that he has been put through he still loves Rihanna; even more than food. Dr. Wigglewinkle said that Brown told him that now th...

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Funny story: Rihanna has only nine toes

Rihanna has only nine toes

We admire her for her smash hits in our charts such as "Umbrella" and "please Don't stop the music" but what we didn't know was that Rihanna has an ongoing battle in her life. The ability to keep her balance. The singer has come out of the woods...

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Funny story: Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

US chat show queen Oprah Winfrey is struggling for her life following a vicious assault by hip-hop star Chris Brown witnessed by an audience of millions. Brown was appearing on the Oprah's television show in an apparent attempt to salvage his repu...

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Funny story: Chris Brown's community service likely to involve graffiti removal

Chris Brown's community service likely to involve graffiti removal

LOS ANGELES - The Honorable Patricia Snegg, the judge who will sentence 20-year-old R&B singer Chris Brown for the beating of his girlfriend, Rihanna, is considering graffiti removal as an alternative to jail time, said sources with the Los Angel...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Pleads Guilty, Headed To The Big House

Chris Brown Pleads Guilty, Headed To The Big House

LOS ANGELES - Singer Chris Brown, ex-boyfriend of Rihanna has pleaded guilty to assaulting the Barbados-born singer and inflicting injury to her lips, nose, forehead, ego, eyelashes, vocal chords, and personality. Brown has maintained that he did...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Pleads Guilty to Rihanna Assault

Gordon Brown Pleads Guilty to Rihanna Assault

LA, CA - British PM Gordon Brown avoided a jail sentence yesterday by pleading guilty to felony assault of singer Rihanna, in Los Angeles. Police were called to a rented Toyota Corolla after screams were heard, and the shamefaced PM was taken into po...

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Funny story: Rihanna Being Sued, Twice!

Rihanna Being Sued, Twice!

According to several stories on the internet, Rihanna is being sued at least twice, perhaps three times. It's getting hard to keep up. In one case, she is being sued by Manu Dibango for using part of his licensed song, "Soul Makossa" whom he had g...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Girl Scout Troop Beats Chris Brown to a Pulp

Brooklyn Girl Scout Troop Beats Chris Brown to a Pulp

NEW YORK CITY, NY - While strolling alone through a neighborhood in the Bushwick/Bedford area near Brooklyn, celebrity punk-ass Chris Brown was the victim of assault and battery by a group of girls including nine members of the Girl Scout Council of...

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Funny story: Rihanna Dating Andy Dick

Rihanna Dating Andy Dick

BEVERLY HILLS - Rihanna who seems to finally be getting herself back together again after her 'Chris Brown High Heel Tripping Incident' is reportedly dating comedian Andy Dick. Many of Rihanna's closests friends are puzzled and actually downright...

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Funny story: Rihanna loses umbrella on London bus - Police appealing for information

Rihanna loses umbrella on London bus - Police appealing for information

London - Police are appealing to the public for any information concerning the loss of singer Rihanna's 58 carat gold umbrella, which she accidentally left on a London Metroline Bus Route 98 Holborn to Willesden Bus Garage. The incident happened at...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Getting Dissed In Group's New Song

Chris Brown Getting Dissed In Group's New Song

A song criticizing Chris Brown, "My Flow So Tight" is getting a fair amount of air play these days. The song is called by a little-known dance group called Smoke Jumpers. It features the repeated line: "Chris Brown should get his ass kicked around...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Publishes New Book on Dating Tips

Chris Brown Publishes New Book on Dating Tips

Planning a press release in conjunction with his "Not Guilty" plea in Los Angeles County Superior Court this week, singer Chris Brown announced his soon-to-be-published book titled "How to Date Women". Riding the wave of publicity surrounding the...

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Funny story: Rihanna beaten; Brown Takes Full Reponsibilty

Rihanna beaten; Brown Takes Full Reponsibilty

The UK's Gordian Angel reports that a majority of British teen colonist in Boston believe that Rihanna was to blame for the beating she allegedly received from Sesame Street guest star Chris Brown. This blaming of the victim seems to be a trend in th...

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